Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Schadenfred

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    Thanks for pointing that out. Now I no longer have to imagine what Kellyanne's vagina looks like.
     
  2. Prospector

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    So we have to rename it?
     
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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So I'm still confused from today, is Pelosi able to actually cancel the SOTU address? Does she have the power? Earlier this morning on NPR that what it sounded like.
     
  4. Prospector

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    Last I heard was it had to do w the speaker inviting the potus to the house
     
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  5. Josey Wales

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    So interdasting the Mueller mandate has also been broadly looking at cooperation between the trump team and Russia (oh now like 4 other states) and not *just* trump.

    So trump is at best a POS torpedoing an investigation to stop traitors or at worst that and a traitor himself.

    Great work, Rudy!
     
  6. Schadenfred

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    There must be a resolution passed by the House to invite the president to the SOTU. As Speaker, Pelosi has the privilege of not putting the resolution forward to vote, which essentially denies an invitation. Now Trump could just show up anyway and try to give his speech, but the House is Pelosi's and there is decorum that must be upheld. Since much of this administration is uncharted territory anyway, I wouldn't put it past Donnie to be a bull in a china shop and shout his speech over the din of Pelosi's gavel. I think this is even more likely because of Pelosi being a woman. Her move today is a huge shot at Donnie's ego.
     
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  7. Beeds07

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    They could literally have him removed.
     
  8. Schadenfred

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    Sure, that is one of the sergeant-at-arms' responsibilities, but I'd be extremely surprised if the president were ever physically removed. A member of Congress? Sure. POTUS, though, is quite another matter.
     
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  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So even if he wasn't invited because she never put forth a resolution, there would still be a SOTU address? Whatever happens is going to be a shitshow, because you piss hands wants his face on that fucking TV.
     
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  10. Schadenfred

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    Would there still be an attempt at a SOTU? I don't know. Could there be an attempt, though? I certainly wouldn't put it past Donnie. Again, so much of this is uncharted territory. If Pelosi's tactic holds up, what would surprise me the least is Trump giving a SOTU-like speech on Fox.
     
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  11. cutig

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    There would not be SOTU. That's an address to the joint session of congress. He'd probably have a rally for his idiot followers on fox news.
     
  12. The Banks

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    He could easily just give an address from the Oval Office like last week and call it the SOTU
     
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    He’s gonna have Barron set up a Twitch stream
     
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    thanks for making PR statehood argument
     
  15. Mister Me Too

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  16. Josey Wales

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    His racist base played no part in that.

    Trump is just a racist piece of shit on his own.
     
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  20. Handcuffed

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    shoutout to the other west wing watchers (and re-watchers) who knew thanks to aaron sorkin that presidents have to pay for their own food and that the speaker of the house invites the president to congress for a sotu.

    also, i know this was linked and briefly discussed already, so consider this a PM RT:



    i think this thread is super apt. it touches on women in politics, race in politics, the gop's conscious (and unconscious?) racism, how AOC is dwarfing all others (and implies how that's problematic), why she's successful in getting attention, etc. I think it's a really good thread and worth reading if you haven't.
     
  21. afb

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    the wall costs money to build

    the gift shop brings in revenue

    that is the most voodoo economic shit of all time
     
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  23. Joe_Pesci

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  24. cutig

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  28. Beeds07

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    Rudy definitely deserves his own spin off. He's stealing every scene he is in this season.
     
  29. two

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    That seems to be a thing in the JetBlue terminal. They play that shit way too loud.
     
  30. Beeds07

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    Every time I think I have found the Trumpiest moment of this presidency, they find another way to impress/depress me

     
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    Must be a fake poll.

     
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  35. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Shout-outs to Cumming, GA. Everyone there gets free Porn Hub premium because of the town's name.
     
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    Oh damn that’s Matt Gaetz’s boyfriend. He’s gonna be pissed.
     
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  38. BrentTray

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  39. afb

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    well alright then



    :popcorn:
     
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    Oh shit.
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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    They probably met with him because they are racists too.