Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

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    Guys, ppl are saying it takes them 3, maybe 4 flushes. People are talking. I promise
     
  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Take it to the papa john thread
     
  3. ned's head

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  4. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Maybe a steady diet of Big Macs and french fries has something to do with it. :twocents:
     
  5. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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  6. ned's head

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    President dump lmao

     
  7. HoosDaMan

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    Y’all wasting energy on Pete when Grandpa Biden is going to be the nominee.
     
  8. Constant

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    Many people say their sinks don't have enough pressure for the constant washing their hands of disgraced former associates and employees.
     
  9. Homo Erectus

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    It just takes more flushes when you're that full of shit.
     
  10. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  11. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Trump is countering Democratic gains in Texas by maximizing the Hank Hill turnout.
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact it's gonna be Biden unless he runs out of money. Nothing hurts him poll wise.
     
  13. Constant

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    God I fucking love Trumpslaining.

    Climate change? "It's called weather, people".

    The nucular? "It's very bad".

    I'll miss that when he's drummed out of the country.
     
  14. Truman

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    As i was scrolling and read President Dump... expected the tweet to have something to do a Dr Pepper
     
  15. chuckmasterflex

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    President Good Brain tried to flush his adult diaper this morning so now everyone at the EPA gets an email about using the rain to build sturdier toilets.
     
  16. Doc Louis

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    For him to be showing such senility and leading in polls is just awful
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Honestly, if it's Biden and Trump, instead of debates they should treat them like Festivus.

    Airing of grievances

    Feats of strength

    Duel with an aluminum pole

    A spelling bee where the winner would be a Festivus miracle.
     
  19. Constant

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    Trump would just kill in the Airing of Grievances.
     
  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Joe would call him fatass then repeat the same things.
     
  21. Constant

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    These debates gonna be epic.
     
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  22. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  23. Doc Louis

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    He'd complain about everything awful he did trying to say everyone else was doing it
     
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  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Maybe Marge can be POTUS. :twocents: :beerchug::drunk::eatit:
     
  25. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Connection sucks. I hope he was buried
     
  26. Constant

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    Marge seems kinda hot iyam.
     
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  27. RonBurgundy

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    Ageist here, but can we stop pretending that old people past their cognitive primes should be leading our government? President Stable Genius, Joe Biden are clear examples.

    late 50s seems perfect, got experience, has connections, but young enough to not be a mush brain.

    in my own world, physicians in their late 60s and early 70s are frequently out of date, unreliable and/or definitely should not be making medical decisions, and I rarely see lawyers still practicing law well that late.

    Bernie seems sharp enough, and there are obvious exceptions to the rule, but I would honestly be ok with an age cap for all elected representatives.

    /rant over
     
  28. joe-

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    fucking lol is this the most out of touch person in the world or what

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  29. slogan119

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    I need someone to use that line in the debate with him if the situation arises
     
  30. cutig

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    When you completely miss the point
     
  31. Homo Erectus

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    This is true. My dad was a physician who was 1k times smarter than me & he lost a couple steps in his mid 60s during the last year or two he practiced. Fwiw, it may have been fatigue, or lack of motivation.
     
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  32. PeterGriffin

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  33. ned's head

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    The crayon administration

     
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  34. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    "bbbbbut the process..."

    Shut up bitch. Fucking sick of them never defending the actions but attacking the process.
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Christ on a bike that's good stuff
     
  37. Gaknight

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  38. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Friday news dump on the way
     
  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    It must be pretty bad if he is getting out in front of it like this. Can’t wait
     
  41. Lyrtch

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    where's that amazon thread

     
  42. bwi2

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    I’m not going to stan for corporate subsidies for a city like New York, but I’m also not going to portray 1500 employees as having the same impact as 50,000
     
  43. Lyrtch

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    with no commitment on the actual # of jobs and based on previous corporate giveaways leading to fractions of the jobs coming to fruition using the 50k benchmark is silly
     
  44. Lyrtch

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  45. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Instead of decrying norms and such, how about the media focus on this insanity?
     
  46. All_Luck

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    Agreed. Amazon promised 25k jobs over 15 years fwiw
     
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  47. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    What was FoxConn’s promise to WI?