Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

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    Just put the recent snl on Hulu and there was a skit about this.

    Only voters in certain states matter. Did the people making less than 50k in WI, MI, OH, or PA vote for trump? Because everyone else matters significantly less.

    Also, scroll all the way down that CNN poll if you wanna comey and russia rage at all the people who claimed they decided on the president within the last month of Election Day.
     
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  2. Can I Spliff it

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    You have to break through the holier-than-thou pearl clutching reactions of gop voters first


    Their outrage at being shown the consequences of their own policies and ideas is an offensive rhetorical device that puts people who hate conflict on the defensive. And people are inclined, for whatever reasons, good or not, to give first doubts to the person going "how could you possibly believe that of me!"
     
  3. cutig

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  4. Joe Louis

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    Had these been posted? Well, they make me feel good, and I need that rn :ahh:

    I'll spoiler just in case, all the Kamaru/Covington goodness right here :yousoright:















     
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  5. Mayonegg

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    #JawsWillNotReplaceUs, imo
     
  6. Mister Me Too

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    :banderas:

    “If I get my chance to put my hands on that guy, let’s just know that it’s the wrath of every immigrant who has set foot in this country.”

     
  7. Joe Louis

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  8. Mister Me Too

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  9. Joe Louis

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    This is happening not too far from my house. Does TMB want an undercover report? :chan:

     
    #299210 Joe Louis, Dec 16, 2019
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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    I promise you you have better things to do, though I'm sure it'll be funny
     
  11. BWC

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    Lol at that pic on the Eventbrite page
     
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  12. Joe Louis

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    Tix are $3, so very low overhead towards my sincere enjoyment/masochism on 1/16/2020. On the otherhand, do I actually wanna put $3 in Candace Owens' pocket?

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  13. Schadenfred

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    Meanwhile, recently reported by the Daily News:


    Overall NYC crime rate drops 3% from 2018, murders on pace to hit lowest level since 1940s: NYPD

    Now for the kicker:
     
  14. The Banks

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    Those cunts at Hallmark got put in their place, they are now welcoming back the lesbian marriage ad they banned, much to the chagrin to some pearl clutchers.
     
  15. Redav

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    I think people totally ignore who minorites voted for with this myth. I wonder why
     
    #299216 Redav, Dec 16, 2019
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  16. El Tiburon

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    The perfect image of a "remember slavery blow" if ever there was one.
     
  17. Mister Me Too

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    This response to USA chants



    :blessed:
     
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  18. Beeds07

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  19. Mister Me Too

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  20. chuckmasterflex

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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    What aBouT brIBerY
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    If Judge Jeannine got fed to a pack of starving wolverines, I’d pay 49.99 to watch on PPV
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    So, if he committed multiple federal crimes, why aren't each one of those an individual article?

    Is there some reason for rolling it all up to one?
     
  24. Andy Reocho

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    Because the general populous is too dumb/lacks attention span to follow a lot of different articles/charges.
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    No possibility of turbulence. Just need to easy this bird on in.
     
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  27. prerecordedlive

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    Where is my Soros check? I’m serving my 4th consecutive tour of the war on Christmas. How am I going to still practice consumerism and shower my family with gifts under the Christmas tree if I’ve gotta do this unpaid?
     
  28. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  29. steamengine

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    They’re not wrong. He’s gonna lose the popular vote by 15million and still get re-elected.
     
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  30. Joe_Pesci

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    Let's check in on hardcorehusky, the worst message board on the internet

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  31. AptosDuck

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    I told you to stay out of the Tug
     
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  32. Joe_Pesci

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    You hang out with those people. You dont get to tell me what to do
     
  33. AptosDuck

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    It was for your own good


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  34. Bruce Wayne

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    I don't think we can necessarily thank capitalism for weekends
     
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  35. Mister Me Too

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    I’m a bit intrigued by the “capitalism gave us the weekend” thread

    damn it Bruce Wayne
     
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  36. Joe_Pesci

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    That thread was what prompted the screenshot and it's exactly as dumb as you're imagining

    I meant to crop out most of the threads except that one but I uplo6the wrong screenshot :idk:
     
  37. $P1

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    Especially when they find out that unions did so
     
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  38. Mister Me Too

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    But you see if people like Carnegie and Rockefeller didn’t treat workers like shit then there would be no need for unions and therefore no weekends.
     
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  39. Joe_Pesci

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  40. AptosDuck

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    Race is a funny guy
     
  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Jesus, this is bad as whoever was sharing all those TexAgs posts.
     
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  42. Joe_Pesci

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    at least with the a&m people it's understandable because it's texas and it's a weird cultish fanbase
     
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  43. AptosDuck

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    The PNW is a hotbed of angry conservatism

    Rain and moss do weird things to a person
     
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  44. AIOLICOCK

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    Ugh fuck that guy
     
  45. jokewood

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    Memes have and continue to be ready.
     
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  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Holy jesus, that is a great pathetic line.
     
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