Trumpocalypse: I have concepts of a plan

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  1. AbeFroman

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  2. DirtBall

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    No but I remember hearing stories that the Russians would funnel money through there in exchange for security. It was right across the burnside bridge, Union Jacks maybe?
     
  3. El_Pato

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    Should turn Trump Tower into affordable housing
     
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  4. Drown ‘Em

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    Nah, think bigger. Use it to house the immigrants being sent to NYC by Abbott.
     
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  5. El_Pato

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    That was another thought
     
  6. timo

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    Nothing beats a few delicious rails of raw yay, freshly ground up from the wood of the cocaine tree. Right on top of the table saw, yes sir :twocents:
     
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  7. Constant

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    Got that fresh sappy tang.
     
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  8. ned's head

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    Make trump tower the preeminent abortion facility in america
     
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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  10. timo

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    that monster energy cactus really ties today's theme together. Good job.
     
  11. Vito Corleone

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    Put a windmill on top of Trump Tower imvho
     
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  12. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  13. angus

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    Free housing for the homeless.
     
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  14. EdmondDantes

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    hiking in jeans disqualifies you for the presidency
     
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  15. bro

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  16. Butthead

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    I might pay to hear Aaron's campaign advice
     
  17. Vito Corleone

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    That might be the only time I'd go hiking and wear noise cancelling earbuds
     
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  18. texasraider

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    I wonder if he vaxxes his dogs
     
  19. Prospector

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  20. electronic

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    Jesus fucking Christ, Alabama.

     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I believe it’s supposed to be peyote
     
  22. IV

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  23. Constant

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    Needs a lickable toad imo.
     
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    All toads are lickable, technically
     
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    How else did someone think we found out some make you hallucinate? Trial and error.
     
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  26. Butthead

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    The fixation on gender id stuff is really heartbreaking. The people I've known who have transitioned or are contemplating it just want to be treated with a basic level of respect and otherwise want to be left alone to live their lives like anyone else. They aren't trying to make kids feel any kind of way
     
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  27. Constant

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    I had a dog semi-addicted to them. Could have just observed.
     
  28. $P1

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  30. Butthead

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    I tried to find a clip of him saying WAHOO but they were all wack
     
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    I found the worst campaign issue of all time

     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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    It is my deep convictions about human life that drew me to reactionary politics in begin with
     
  33. Tommy Jefferson

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    I agree, this is a great path for the conservatives. Please, please, please loudly campaign on this
     
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  34. scissors

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    Sassy’s imo
     
  35. The Guru

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    West Virginia republicans have the same legislation up for vote, they have called it the Women's Bill of Rights. A democrat did get an amendment added that would allow criminal prosecution for marital rape.
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  37. Hank Scorpio

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    The problem is that right wing media has so dehumanized the trans community that anyone who consumes that content can't even comprehend this thinking.
     
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  38. Tug

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    If I go get a bunch of IVF embryos frozen but never expect to unfreeze them, what’s the limit of my child based tax write offs
     
  39. timo

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    Well, sure, but on the other hand, I'm sure the zealots are looking for some doctor or someone to pin heavy duty criminal charges on if they're given the opportunity... just to prove some fucked up point.
    Like, charge an electrician with 3,000 counts of murder because an overloaded breaker blew during a thunderstorm and a freezer full of fertilized eggs melted.
     
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  40. Truman

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    It's always the same playbook. Using 'corrupting children' as a reason against social change. All the false stereotypes about black people will hurt kids if theyre given equality, or the jews are indoctrinating children, or gay people. Or immigrants will ruin the culture for our children.

    It's an effective tactic that makes rhetorical sense to casuals and will scare them because everyone cares about the kids
     
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  41. steamengine

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  42. bro

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    the conservative positions taken and discussed in the last page or two are exactly why they are losing elections
     
  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It seems more similar to how Florida has passed so much anti-trans legislation that's basically meant to have a chilling effect on medical providers. Even though it seems flatly unconstitutional no one wants to risk being sued so the effect is achieved.
     
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  44. AbeFroman

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  45. CaneKnight

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    Not in the south unfortunately, majority of the people of a certain demographic down here are fucking insanely evil
     
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  46. bro

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    you know what I meant. nothing the GOP does could cost them Alabama, Arkansas or Florida.
     
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  47. timo

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    100% but also they're eventually going to start bringing the hammer down (criminal charges, maybe murder charges) on health care providers for providing reproductive health care or women for receiving it.

    I say this because they're creating the legal framework to do so. They're also very deliberately inserting shitloads of fundamentalist Christian dogma into their decisions, knowing full well this shit is going to end up in front of higher courts.

    Even if it's just civil penalties -- endless wrongful death suits from fertilized eggs that aren't viable or something -- it's not necessarily the doctors who don't want to risk it... it's their insurance carriers.
     
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  48. AbeFroman

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    Florida State fans?
     
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  49. CaneKnight

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    I mean as we’ve see from posting on this board virtually all the Florida schools have fans that need to fed to pigs and feeding them to pigs would drastically improve this country. For those unsure if I’m talking about them… there’s a good chance ur one of them
     
  50. MORBO!

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    Well now I’m sad
     
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