Trumpocalypse: I have concepts of a plan

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  1. matistic

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    There are zero voters changing their mind because Trump did a photo pop after a disaster. People need to calm down.
     
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  2. PeterGriffin

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    The extra useless politics.
     
  3. GrizzliesDrew

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    Literally a Naked Gun bit.

     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    :roll: He used brick to build a make-shift stage surrounding him :roll:

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  5. aisle seven

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    I’m going to feel gross defending Ron but I’m guessing someone had provided Chick Fil A for a bunch of displaced folks and/or aid workers that was going to be served after his remarks.
     
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  6. GrizzliesDrew

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    Of course that’s true…doesn’t make it not a hilarious Naked Gun bit
     
  7. Lyrtch

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  8. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Known Grifter/Scammer Trump has Cryptobros concerned he's grifting/scamming Cryptobros

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  9. southlick

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  10. Lyrtch

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  11. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    You always take his side.
     
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  12. NYGator

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    He is such a fucking gross chud.

     
  13. NYGator

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  14. NYGator

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    What in the fuck…

     
  15. dblplay1212

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    Weird
     
  16. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas
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    Followed by him not giving a fuck about people there being without electricity for months
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this is hilarious without volume
     
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  18. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahhhah
     
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  19. Can I Spliff it

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  20. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    That person said they were stuck there and dying and yet they’ve been reposting chud posts for 3 straight days. “Help my family we’re stuck and dying” but also “look at all these Bama/UGA frat bros choosing Trumps hat over Con-mala, awesome!!!”
     
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  21. Hank Scorpio

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    This is fucking gross

    Edit: forgot I was sharing a story. Used to work with this teacher. It's a clip criticizing Biden and Harris for not visiting disaster areas with her adding text of Trump quotes of solidarity and remember that when you vote. Just piece of shit stuff

    I gave a nice and belittling response. A block is inevitable.

    https://www.instagram.com/stories/m...rce=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dTFxcjI0aHQ1eHl3
     
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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    Not viewable
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    Different story from an actual reporter:



    Employee explaining they have to limit the number of shoppers at a time:



    Luckily a single chainsaw freed the whole city!!!



    Quit reposting MAGA propaganda Spliff.
     
  24. Prospector

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  25. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    woah, someone on tv used the terms liar, lie, lying instead of whatever the fuck "falsehoods" are

     
  26. The Banks

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    Let’s get this gal on tv some more
     
  27. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    She's on every day. She's the fox news lib.
     
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  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Teacher I used to work with posted a clip of "Where's Biden/Harris?" rhetoric regarding the crisis in Appalachia from some show overlayed with text of Trump quotes and remember this when you vote.
     
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  29. *DIESEL*

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  30. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    IMG_3873.jpeg My brain wormed MIL shared this on Facebook and I’m thankful people are sharing the heroic pics from President T saving thousands in NC that the media doesn’t want you to see.
     
  31. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Like that fucker could push his ham hocks forward against any amount of resistance.
     
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  32. NYGator

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    LOL, at him owning a pair of jeans and the diaper not puffing up from water to make him look like the stay puff marshmallow man.
     
  33. Pharm

    Pharm I’m a vacuum
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    Locals loved it though.
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  34. ButchCassidy

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    Hey, if a Dem wrote Project 2025 in hopes that the chuds would run with it, that's 4D chess; and I approve (as long as they don't win)
     
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  35. NYGator

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    This guy can do it all. He truly is white Jesus. Makes you wonder if he actually did opt out of the military for bone spurs or if that was just his cover while performing Rambo-like secret missions.

     
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  36. NYGator

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  37. pearl

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  38. Lyrtch

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    Not a real person pearl
     
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  39. NYGator

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    You know this is a parody account?
     
  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I really need to make a note to remind me that account is fake bc it gets me every time
     
  41. Tommy Jefferson

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    Everything on Twitter is fake until proven otherwise.
     
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  42. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    They better resend it at 7pm
     
  43. bruce bowen

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    Hey my brain wormed MIL shared that on facebook as well. :dubioustrump:
     
  44. ned's head

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    You guys should find better in-laws
     
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  45. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    says the guy who failed to act during a god damn pandemic and cost 1m+ american lives. Shut up you old fucking man
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    Iran fired missiles at us troops during his presidency
     
  47. bertwing

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    Didnt we scuff the fuck out of one of their tarmac’s though?