Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Doc Louis

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    I could, but agree it's probably the gut and cut of his suit jacket hiding it. Wouldn't surprise me if he was wearing some sort of spanxlike girdle.
     
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  2. boone

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    He must holster his gun under his side bewb flap.
     
  3. Joe_Pesci

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    239lbs
     
  4. shaolin5

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    I mean, at least we've got competent leadership
     
  5. Beeds07

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    Can't argue that logic :idk:
     
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  6. ned's head

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  7. VaxRule

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    Fuck every last one of these assholes. I’m back on the secession train. I want nothing to do with portion of the country that continues to empower these shit mongers.
     
  8. Doc Louis

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    How dare he uphold laws
     
  9. ned's head

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    I just get angrier the more I think about that tweet. Fuck her, man
     
  10. Duck70

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    ratiooooo
     
  11. GrizzliesDrew

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    She’s my fucking Senator. My dad fucking voted for her. Knowing all the shit I told him about her.
     
  12. steamengine

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  13. BWC

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    Tennessee and Kentucky are quite the pair
     
  14. ned's head

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    I don't think I can make it through a 2nd term of this a sane person
     
  15. Homo Erectus

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    Your dad sounds like a real dumbass.
     
  16. timo

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    I think you might need to beat up your dad. Sorry.
     
  17. ned's head

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    :laugh: the media should do more of this

     
  18. Josey Wales

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    Ted, Marco, and Lindsey are absolutely the personification of cowardice.
     
  19. DeToxRox

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    Ted is going to send a nasty cipher to those reporters
     
  20. steamengine

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  21. Jimmy the Saint

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    63132330-2CD1-43DF-864E-9F568A027C4A.gif
     
  22. Josey Wales

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    I was unaware Abbott is in a wheelchair.
     
  23. Paddy Murphy

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    hes pretty famous for suing at least one company into bankruptcy for causing the accident that put him into the wheelchair (if I remember correctly a tree limb fell onto him while running) and then gutting the rights of Texans to sue for damages in similar cases.
     
  24. bro

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    Listening to the cnn reporting on republican senators. “ They’ll just say why go for more evidence and witnesses when Trump will assert executive privilege and then we have to go to court.”


    Uh, because that’s how you hold someone accountable.


    Then there is this former W Bush advisor on there. Someone asks him, well what will Republicans say when you clearly lay out that Trump utilizes funding and a WH visit to obtain dirt on a political opponent?

    W appointee - well Republicans don’t see it that way.


    See it what way? The factual way? I’ll use that line next time I get pulled over for speeding.

    “well officer, you say I was going 12 over the speed limit, but I just don’t see it that way.”

    fuck off
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    If the GOP says it's fine. I hope to see Liz offer Putin a billion USD for the piss tapes
     
  26. Biship

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    Or Donald fucking Trump
     
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  27. Beeds07

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    I want to go fight this dude. I'm not kidding.
     
  28. HoosDaMan

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    Marsha is everything they accuse AOC of being.

     
  29. steamengine

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    Amazing
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They’re going to claim that isn’t photoshopped.
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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  32. Henry Blake

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    Let's just turn the government over to the Canadians. We have obviously lost all ability to self-govern.
     
  33. BudKilmer

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  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    I doubt the founding fathers imagined this kind of fuckery was possible.
     
  35. Josey Wales

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    With the precedent, there is an AWFUL lot of innuendo and evidence to suggest the trump org is dirty. A future president with a conscience can withhold aid or whatever in exchange for other countries investigating.

    That may literally be my litmus test, and Warren already said she’d investigate trump. Cmon, Bernie!
     
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  36. bertwing

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    Lake of fire for him so I don’t have to claim him anymore
     
  37. NYGator

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    Schiff is absolutely on fire right now.
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    Loving this
     
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  39. westcoastbias

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    I can't find the graphic but I saw 5 GOP senators polling in the 30s-40s approval rating. I hope this impeachment is the nail in their coffins.

    I'll take a house/senate majority over any other result in 2020.
     
  40. NYGator

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    This is one of the greatest speeches I have ever heard in these types of circumstances.
     
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  41. Name P. Redacted

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    How can y’all watch this on tv day after day after day
     
  42. NYGator

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