Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

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    "im sure that americans will realize our industry is murdering them for profit and will do something about it...







    annnny day now no reason to feel guilt about any of this"
     
  2. glimmer

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    https://twitter.com/resistbot will let you spam all your members of Congress (and relevant hastags) on twitter
    Literally the only thing it takes to get next to the president in social situations with low operational security is large PAC contributions, large hotel buys, or golf club membership.
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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  4. CUAngler

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    Guys I just cant figure out why Trump is speaking to fruman and parnas like they are his henchmen.
     
  5. BudKilmer

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    I know it’s been said before but I cannot fn fathom the intelligence disaster Trumps phone is for all of America and our secrets. I cannot even imagine the shit he tells Hannity while hopped up that 15 other nations record
     
  6. glimmer

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    Lots of people in the replies mentioned that this clarifies what Trump meant when he said he wanted Yovanovich "taken out". Exact same verbiage he used during the raid on Baghdadi: "and he got taken out about six months ago"
     
  7. bro

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    heard this audio this AM. Pompeo is awful and was ready to cry and shit his pants the moment he got tough questions. And of course he just lied and blustered through it.
     
  8. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    MAGAs in flyover country would blanch at recordings of his daily conversations in the Oval Office.

    I guess you gotta get in the gutter to defeat the libruls/swamp. /magas
     
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  9. BudKilmer

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  10. Jc6

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    It’s not like Trump wouldn’t just tell them anyway...for a sizable donation of course.
     
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  11. ned's head

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  12. HoosDaMan

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    We should have thought of that t-shirt. Proceeds could have gone to a real LGBTQ organization
     
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  13. Jc6

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    It brings me joy when Maga’s blissful ignorance bites them in the ass. Voting against your own interests to own libs. :roll:
     
  14. BudKilmer

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    reaganomics made it chic to vote in direct opposition to your own interests
     
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  15. Henry Blake

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    Imagine how soulless and corrupt you have to be to hear the presentations by the managers and then vote against hearing all evidence and all witnesses.
     
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  16. Randy Dangus

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    You ever heard of BONESPURS, dipshit?
     
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  17. Andy Reocho

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    He's already received a few emails from a certain poster ITT today.

    Looks like I may need to send another
     
  18. Bruce Wayne

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    gosh I feel so bad for them

     
  19. CUAngler

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    Schiff on another heater
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

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    too bad they didn’t shoot an unarmed POC they’d be okay then
     
  21. Henry Blake

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    Jake Tapper highlighting Ted Cruz's position as head cuck. banderas.gif
     
  22. Truman

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    Cuck is so cringey and overused, but it still completely valid for Cruz. Nothing better describes him
     
  23. DeToxRox

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    Not even alleged serial killer?
     
  24. Andy Reocho

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    Sherrod Brown mentioned he knows multiple republicans that are scared of standing up to trump due to him possibly primarying them. Amazing that after 2018 that someone can still think that trump will pick an actual winner
     
  25. ned's head

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  26. Truman

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    He has to be toast. Dems arent going to vote for him and repubs are going to vote for someone way more to the right
     
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  27. bro

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    GOP is the principled party tho!!
     
  28. AptosDuck

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    I wish there were some way for Schiff to make every presentation. Nobody else has the speechifying skillz that he does. Amazing that so many people have been able to get elected to Congress without being able to read a fucking prepared statement
     
  29. Josey Wales

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    Hahaha pathological liar. Insane.

    “Ugh yeah I didn’t go on the hello-clopter because I had to save a drowning child. Kid would’ve died like a dog. Parents would’ve sued bigly, but I saved him.”
     
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  30. Josey Wales

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    Imagine if the gop turns on trump lol
     
  31. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    He's not wrong haha
     
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  32. Struggler

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    Make sure Gaetz doesn’t get behind the wheel
     
  33. Mix

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    His opinion no longer matters so he can say whatever and pretend to be reasonable.
     
  34. AptosDuck

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    So this Congresswoman from Texas has said "revelant documents" twice in the last five minutes. I googled the term, it doesn't seem to exist
     
  35. AptosDuck

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  36. Bruce Wayne

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