Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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    Rand Paul says he still wakes up in pain from when his neighbor gave him the business. So at least we have that.
     
  2. RGClemson05

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  3. Beeds07

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    That's always going to be the difference. Republicans compares anything of substance as to how it directly affects Trump. Democrats looks at things of substance as to how it affects the country.
     
  4. Josey Wales

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    Through willful ignorance, dereliction of Constitutional duty, and propaganda, the GOP is avoiding the obvious—there is an acceptable level of impeachable conduct they are will to allow this administration to get away with.

    “But no first hand witnesses” is one of the diversions they’re hoping will distract the American public. Sure, they’re ignoring that it’s article 2 of the impeachment—obstruction—causing that.
     
  5. NYGator

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    or how about the fact that if that is not enough for them and they think that Bolton is now making them think they need to reconsider, than what in the fuck does that have to do with Hunter Biden testifying. Nothing has changed with Biden. Something may have for Bolton.
     
  6. Jimmy the Saint

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    What the fuck
     
  7. Crepeswithasmile

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    doug collins is really rocketing up the list of people that i'd like to see brutally murdered

     
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  8. ~ taylor ~

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    That acceptable level is "any amount" for the GOP. They don't care what he does.
     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. VaxRule

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    Exactly, Doug. The facts haven’t changed.
     
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  11. Prospector

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    Evangelical scammers praise Trump for hastening the end of the world. Well, they're not wrong...


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    From beginning to end, it's all a grift.
    Mother Jones reporter Stephanie Mencimer has produced a good read on the "End Times" evangelicals who support Donald Trump because they believe, truly and sincerely, that Donald Trump will bring about the end of the world and they are extremely looking forward to that. It's worth the read.

    To be fair, a great many of us are convinced at this point that Donald Trump will bring about the end of the world. Fewer of us are pleased about this, but there has always, and we can underline that always, been a contingent of Christianity not too interested in the peace-and-love nonsense but extremely invested in the idea that God himself is going to come down and murder their neighbors outright while they, the Chosen Ones, sit back in heavenly recliners and laugh as they watch it all unfold. But there's a divide here, and one worth pointing out.

    The "Left Behind" base may truly believe that the End of the World is Nigh. Preachers have been screaming that one since before there was a word for "preaching," and the market for it has been high in every culture and on every continent. In the United States the "End Times" movement has been confidently predicting the end of the world was at hand for our entire lifetimes. For as long as post-WWII Israel has existed, a subset of American "evangelicals" (cough) has been giddy over the prospect of the Middle East finally once and for all getting absolutely leveled by war because that means, they believe, Jesus would be coming to kick some non-evangelical ass.

    “They don’t necessarily want violence, but they’re eager for Christ to return and they think that this war with Iran and Israel has to happen for their larger hope to pass,” a religious historian tells Mencimer. That's being very, very charitable: It doesn't take long to find, on the internets, American religious zealots who absolutely want violence, and are looking forward to the violence, and are so excited over the bloody cleansing of the not-them that they are forever circulating photoshops of nuclear bombs and Jesus flying in on a heavenly hovercraft and the rest. They want it. They need it.

    But that's not quite the crowd that Trump is surrounding himself with, as he hoovers up far-far-right evangelical leaders and poses for laying-of-hands-on meetings with the class of God-lovers who own their own "church" jets. Trump does not give a flying damn about evangelicalism, or the End of the World, or be able to tell you the difference between Gog, Magog, and eggnog, but he does understand grifters, con artists, tax cheats, and transactionalism.

    If the crookedest, most dishonest supposed "preachers" in America want to shake his hand and sing his praises to rooms of the, quite literally, most gullible people in America, by God he is up for as much of that as they can fling his way.

    So there's a disparity here. To be sure, other Republican leaders have given at least lip service to End Times "theology," as practiced by people with books to sell and whose sermons come with 1-800 numbers to most efficiently separate out who is getting into heaven and who is a dirty filthy pagan. Some Republicans may genuine believe it, the far larger majority is playing to a crowd. But Trump neither knows the details of evangelical schisms nor gives a flying carob-coated damn; as a malignant narcissist, Trump requires only praise and attention, and is willing to dispense out only whatever best gets him that praise and attention.

    He's surrounded himself with End Times grifters because End Times grifters are the people who are most eager to sell themselves to him. He'll listen to anyone about bombing anything if the requester has something to offer him.

    It's a good read, and a reminder that everything is terrible in every possible way and that the comparisons of conservatism and cult cut considerably closer to the bone than most of the press is willing to grapple with. At its heart, though, it remains a story of insincerity, organized fraud, and grifting. To that crowd, Trump must really look like their Chosen One.
     
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  12. ned's head

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    Yes, the thing that corroborates every other public witness was unexpected

     
  13. steamengine

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    It seems pretty safe to say this administration could get away with pretty much anything if theyd actually just read the materials they’re given but they can’t even do that.
     
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    What a coincidence
     
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  15. BrentTray

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    Ken Starr putting on a fucking show.

     
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  16. BellottiBold

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    Yea he's arguing that impeachment is itself unconstitutional
     
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  17. Crepeswithasmile

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  18. ned's head

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    You have to give ken starr one thing: he is not the least bit squeamish about working on behalf of sex predators
     
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  19. ned's head

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    This starr speech really just sounds like a deathbed confession of his life's mistakes
     
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  20. citrodong

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    In case there was any doubt, Fox News is playing the audio of this without having a little picture in picture box.
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Well get him under fucking oath and let's see if he commits perjury
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    What is his argument here? Isn't Allen Der-whatever have the same view?
     
  23. BudKilmer

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    gorsuch and kavannaugh can fucking die
     
  24. Truman

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    I assume they're going to fill time w Starr and Dershowitz 's inane lectures and give the bombastic galaxy brained defense tonight in prime time.
     
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  25. VaxRule

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    Such a shitty court. No deference should be afforded this body. Flood it with ideologues if you win the presidency and senate, Dems. The republicans have already turned it into a fucking joke.
     
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  26. joe-

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    I am old enough to remember multiple “libertarian” posters on this exact same message board mention how qualified and nonpartisan Gorsuch would be as a justice
     
  27. NYGator

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    I had no idea Jay Sekulow was so short. He looks like an egg with a wig in a blue suit. I think he is like 5'6" if I was being generous.
     
  28. Redav

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    Me too friend
     
  29. CUAngler

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    They should have let him testify in the house then.
     
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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Have all the heady, "too evolved for partisan label" millennial libertarians successfully mastered the art of sucking their own dicks yet?
     
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    Growing up she thought she was the cool hall monitor because she never gave details when spreading gossip.
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    If you’re senator is a vulnerable R you should be blowing them up
     
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    I wrote Cornyn last week and all I said was that he is a disgrace to the state of Texas, nothing more. I received a reply today defending his position on impeachment :laugh:
     
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  35. portlandspartan

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    What. The. Fuck.
     
  36. Michael Scofield

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    Had the exact same thought. I assumed dude was like 6’3” 225 based on seeing him shoulders-up in TV interviews. Got a good kick out of realizing he’s just a fat ass mediocre boomer piece of shit like the rest of them.
     
  37. skrouse

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    Can this be applied to current and future Presidents as well?

    To make sure an enemy of the state doesn't have them by the balls when it comes to financial obligations.
     
  38. steamengine

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    Ken Starr looks/breaths like he’s probably a big cigar guy.
     
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  39. VaxRule

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    The Republican Party are neo-monarchists.

    Unless the president is a democrat
     
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  40. Crepeswithasmile

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    i agree, DMB fucking sucked.

     
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  41. prerecordedlive

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    Laughing uncontrollably at a quid pro quo with John Bolton. “Please don’t testify, John. We’ll kill someone. Anyone. You name him.”
     
  42. Xander Crews

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    “Give me your well-rested, your wealthy, your millionaires yearning to invest in Trump owned businesses.”