Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Nobody knew threads could be so complicated.
     
  2. clemsontyger04

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    I look forward to the outcry from Trump voters if this shitty healthcare bill passes
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

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  4. VaxRule

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    But racism is over.
     
  5. Prospector

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    David Brock suffers heart attack
    By KENNETH P. VOGEL


    03/22/17 03:27 PM EDT

    David Brock, the self-described reformed right-wing hitman who reinvented himself as a leading operative on the political left, is recovering from a heart attack he suffered early Tuesday morning, according to a statement from his chief of staff.

    Brock had the heart attack while working in the Washington office of his non-profit groups Media Matters and American Bridge, and was quickly transported to a nearby hospital, where he “received prompt medical treatment,” according to the statement from Bradley Beychok.
     
  6. VaxRule

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    This is not what my penis looks like
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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    I hope Brock makes a full recovery. But I never want him influencing Democrats again.

    Buy a nice piece of land, some big fucking chickens, 4 dogs, and stay out of the way please.
     
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  8. IanBoyd

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    Maybe that's their master plan all along.

    Fumble the ball bad enough to turn over policy making powers back to the Dems in 2018 so they can go back to playing the back seat policy blame assigners and get back in power in 2020 or 2022 after the Democrats cleaned up enough of their mess where they can swoop in and take the credit after 2 or 4 years of telling everyone the sky is falling.
     
  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    There is no master plan. Only a master goal: Capital dominates labor forever.
     
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  11. Prospector

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    From vox: A veteran GOP strategist explains why conservative elites put up with Trump's lies and corruption
    Tax cuts and business-friendly nominees.


    Until they get their tax cuts, he stays
     
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  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I wish I were a better person than this (I don't) but I don't know if anything will bring me more pleasure in this life than Steve Bannon in federal prison. Like, say all of this comes crashing down on the GOP, and Dems go on to unprecedented success and we get things like widespread alternative energy, a civil rights renaissance, single payer healthcare, etc, I will still be most satisfied by the thought of Bannon's routine prison beatings.
     
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  13. bertwing

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    I'm irrationally angry at you deleting my posts Lyrtch
     
  14. Lyrtch

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    I have no idea what you're talking about.
     
  15. chuckmasterflex

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    You're really going to be cheesed off when Trump preemptively pardons Bannon, Manafort, Stone, and Carter Page so they can't flip.
     
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  16. Can I Spliff it

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    click that. It'll start some hours in if the link works. It it doesn't: Hour 3, Minute 56, 40 seconds in. Start there

    Mcgovern (A democrat, if anyone was wondering.) just said that he hopes everyone appreciates that the committee is finalizing a bill that's going to be so damaging to healthcare in the morning, and yet the people voting on it will have no clue what they're voting on. This was said to laughter in the room from Republicans. The look on at least one of the Democrat's faces at the laughter was positively disgusted.

    Sessions response: "You know what? You're right. You got a lot of good answers to that in tonight." followed by calling to finalize the bill.

    They literally, literally do not care that they're about to hurt so many people

     
  17. bertwing

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    It was probably beo

    idk I'm drunk ignore me
     
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  18. afb

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  19. Mister Me Too

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    By the time it's all said and done TrumpCare healthcare is deciding whether you get hunted down by Donny or Eric.

    [​IMG]
     
  20. SD_Irish

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    Tomorrow seems like a no win situation for the GOP. Pass the bill, even with all these last minute shady deals, and health care will now become their nightmare, which they seem completely unprepared to deal with beyond applauding themselves for a Pyrrhic victory. Soon it'll be a never ending news cycle about all the people who lost their health coverage, saw their premiums skyrocket, or how Trump supporters were among the hardest hit. Worse yet, if they shift the pain to the states as some have suggested they are talking about doing, there will be an open revolt - especially in red country.

    Don't pass the bill and they will have failed at the one thing they coveted (and promised) the most - a full repeal of the ACA. Hell, even that they won't achieve a full repeal because they're attempting a repeal and replace. Many hard core conservatives are not going to like it, and will not forget they backtracked on their campaign promises. Many others will see this as a byproduct of a lame duck president who as limited political capital and is becoming more radioactive by the hour.

    In other words, no matter the outcome tomorrow, it would appear Trump and the GOP are fucked. Proper fucked that is.
     
  21. TrustyPatches

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    I don't wanna ignore you, I want you to post more. Tell that mean old beo to be nice to you
     
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  22. cutig

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    Mind blowing how much they rushed the bill that will be the signature legislation for 2018 is. Rather than take time to actually do something, they smear their turds on some papers and call it good. Fuck em.
     
  23. afb

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  24. steamengine

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    It's all crazy but today might have been the craziest day of the last two years in post Trump America.

    Healthcare bill
    Scotus
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    Just unreal.

     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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  26. CTownND

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    I'm gonna barf so hard when this thing passes tomorrow and Trump gets heralded as the ultimate deal maker, he just made his presidency, Republican savior, etc etc
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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    Kansas is on fire, huh?
     
  28. Baby Rabbit

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    If they re-write Trumpcare just to please the Freedom Caucus turds, I still don't see how this thing becomes law.

    Murkowski and Collins are definite "no" votes in the Senate.

    Then it just needs 1 more, and Portman, Gardner, and the WV chick all might be no's, and maybe Heller. Cruz and Lee will fall in line like the bitches they are but Rand Paul will probably vote against it too unless they cut Medicaid entirely
     
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  29. BP

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    When all this is over I hope we Sanction the shit outta Russia.
     
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  30. RSK

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    audrew
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    I have been trying to bring down a Bolivian cartel. I ain't got no time for this
     
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  32. indeed

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    Choppers raining down kill shots on sleepy bears and waves of chronically sick people are strategic freedom tools in the struggle against radical Islam and iimmigration.
     
  33. BWC

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    Apparently, Ivanka prefers length to girth. Her loss.
     
  34. Wu

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    The democrats allowed themselves to get hacked and lose to these fucking clowns :facepalm:
     
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  35. scottblue

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    Off topic and probably a really stupid question but where do bears hibernate? In my head I've always pictured them in a cave hibernating, but that doesn't seem possible that every bear would have access to their own cave.

    They seem to big to burrow into the ground and it would seem if they just hibernated in the open that you'd stumble across a lot more hibernating bears. Never even heard of such a thing, but I'm a moron.
     
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  36. BellottiBold

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    I've been repeating it to myself for weeks. Like my own "serenity now".
     
  37. Bruce Wayne

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    This thing is gonna pass. Just prepare your anuses
     
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  38. BudKilmer

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    That's how I feel bc Politics have made me dead inside. Smug Paul Ryan will kill me
     
  39. New user

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    Glad tweets actually load now and hopeful this fuck dies in jail along with the rest of his imbecile cronies.
     
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  40. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    OK !
    SINCE YOUR A SIT BAG STAFF.
    AND YOU REALLY JUST ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS FUNNY LIKE YOUR ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING.
    THE LEFT THE TRUMP , THE TRUMP THE TRUMP THE TRUMP THETRUMP .
    YOUR NOT A STAFF
    YOUR NOT A DEMOCRATE WORTH A FUCK .
    WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO LKICK ME OUT OF A THRED THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST ?
    WHY ?
    CAUSE YOUR SUCH A GOOD PERSON ?
    1 DAY THIS EXSISTS AND I am gone .
     
  41. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    take off the gator .
    why if you make anymore threds do not go back to you know were I will pound you .
    know why I am doing this ?
    I am going to teach you how much fun it is to debate with yourself .
    now go suck each others dicks .
    I don't care what you say any longer about anything .
    is that not nice?
    have a good time talking to yourself.
     
  42. Beeds07

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    This guy and his Damn hyperbole
     
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  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    FYI for those bitching about tweets, that was likely twitter's fault as everything seemed to load slow yesterday evening whether it was embedded or not.
     
  44. lazy bum

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    sure, sure, but how about sanctioning 46% of our own population? Can we do that?
     
  45. Duval

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    This fucking guy

     
  46. CaneKnight

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    I'd personally rather deport them. Remove the arm before the gangrene kills the body. These people can't be saved.