Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. DrunkJester

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    It was a joke.
     
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  2. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Confederate marches are pretty fucking high in the pathetic power rankings.
     
  3. steamengine

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    Oh!
     
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  4. DrunkJester

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    I thought "Sunday best" gave it away, but it would be far from the first time that one of my jokes have fallen flat :/
     
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  5. Tug

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    No longer drunk of funny

    You let us all know up front
     
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  6. steamengine

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    I could tell that part was in jest. It was my own inability to catch your tone that led to the mixup. My apologies.
     
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  7. DrunkJester

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    That's right, I did! So it's everyone else's fault, not mine!

    Oh, no apologies needed. :respek: I just wanted to make clear that I was just joking and didn't meant to suggest that these hicks were somehow less culpable for their stupidity because of their dress.
     
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  8. Schadenfred

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    Another curious thing about the Epstein et al. deposition is the deposition from his brother, Mark Epstein. If you search all the posted deposition documents, you won't find the page following the one below. Good luck finding the page that contains the answer to the last question.


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  9. drunk panda

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    This guy released to his parents?
     
  10. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Jacob Wohl and friends are wandering around Minneapolis pretending there are No-Go Zones a la white supremacy conspiracy theorists do in london and stuff
     
  11. Can I Spliff it

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    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeup

    over the objections of FBI officials
     
  12. Handcuffed

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    this might be a dumb question, but is there any movement at all to change the colloquial name of the school to Univ of Mississippi? Obviously i'm not from the area and didn't grow up with it but I'd hate to call my school that. It'd be like having my stadium named The Plantation.
     
  13. BP

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  14. Mister Me Too

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    That guy’s logic is flawless, men and women sacrificed so they can kneel so they shouldn’t kneel because it disrespects those who protect their right to kneel.

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  15. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    They can kneel when he agrees with them.
     
  16. BudKilmer

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    Please let me see this guy hanged


     
  17. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  18. Can I Spliff it

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    woah trump defending and sympathizing with sexual abusers this is shocking i am shocked
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  21. Can I Spliff it

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    Yeah if it were about the aid there would be a lot of effort to make it way less cagey, and would be in collaboration with a trusted ally of Venezuela's

    The US doesnt have a great track record with humanitarian aid in south/central america
     
  22. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Middle East war is boring now. Let's go ruin south america
     
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  23. NilesIrish

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    More caravans to block with our awesome "wall".
     
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  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Again
     
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  25. BudKilmer

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    It’s been a while since America has completely fucked over a South American populace. Guess we got bored in the Middle East and had to go back to where we got good at this shit.

    Seriously. Fuck us.
     
  26. cutig

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    Yeah. People hate refugees now, wait till we fuck some countries up with people who can walk here
     
  27. cutig

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    Gotta start some wars so fox news can talk about killing SOCIALISTS
     
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  28. bertwing

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    :roll:

     
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  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Loomer is looking worse everyday.
     
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  30. Mister Me Too

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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This is when we pretend anyone in those rallies knows what irony is and why it’s ironic.
     
  32. BP

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    Don't you besmirch Severus like that.
     
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  33. BP

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  34. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  35. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    This is America.
     
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  36. indeed

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    :facepalm: What an idiot.

     
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  37. aisle seven

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    It's really what's been missing in America for the last few years.

     
  38. NilesIrish

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    It's going to be one of his dumbshit rally's but now with fireworks and Kid Rock.
     
  39. timo

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    so he’s going to ruin the 4th of July in DC with a political rally.
     
  40. steamengine

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    Thank you, Mr. President.
     
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  41. CUAngler

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  42. Mister Me Too

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    I love that he has to tell you that he’s talking about himself when he says “your favorite president”.
     
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  43. steamengine

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    He’s a marketing genius. You don’t get it.
     
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  44. indeed

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    Will be fun watching the Bill Mitchell and Jacob Wohl types rush to praise this innovative idea by the Dear Leader.
     
  45. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    If he hadn’t, we would all assume he meant Obama.
     
  46. Artoo

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    We have finally taken back the 4th of July again. The War on Christmas should over soon.
     
  47. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I realized the other day I really like Bernie's policies, but his supporters are mainly pieces of shit and it sours me on him. Plus, it's really great he has all these policies, but since he doesn't support getting rid of the filibuster, not much of it matters, unless the Dems can get to 60 in the Senate.

    To add, this filibuster issue isn't Bernie specific, so far, only Warren and Pete have stated a desire to eliminate the filibuster. Harris, Booker and Klobuchar have said they support keeping it.
     
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  48. ~ taylor ~

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    Serious question: did they stop having fireworks on the Mall every 4th of July, or is President Garbage shamelessly attempting to rebrand an existing event?
     
  49. Mister Me Too

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    I just love that he’s aware of it