Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    This infuriates me so much. The fact that they can just present themselves as a news source while flat out lying day after day is disgusting.
     
    #294401 dblplay1212, Nov 20, 2019
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  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I like how the only quotes on the chryon surround quid pro quo. Because that’s the only words he actually said
     
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  3. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I've never understood them not making this point. It's not like Trump was elected in May 2019 and this was his first act. He's been there for 2 1/2 years and never cared to do this until now, after he removed the ambassador.

    It's so obvious it hurts.
     
    #294403 afb, Nov 20, 2019
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  5. bro

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    What do you mean bad timing? Either it isn’t related to anything going on ... OR ... it would have been useful during hearings or debates
     
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  6. dome foam

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    My guess is that it’s just been an exhausting day, but here’s more.
     
    #294406 dome foam, Nov 20, 2019
  7. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Oh man, who do we want to have croaked the most?

    Edit: just Zuckerburg having dinner with Trump.
     
    #294407 PeterGriffin, Nov 20, 2019
  8. bro

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    I think that type of news would be immediately reported
     
    #294408 bro, Nov 20, 2019
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  9. dome foam

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    FFS
     
    #294409 dome foam, Nov 20, 2019
  10. two

    two Hello
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    #294410 two, Nov 20, 2019
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  11. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    OMG A DINNER
     
    #294411 bertwing, Nov 20, 2019
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  12. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Breaking news, Zuck is a traitorous automaton hellbent on destroying society. And after that, Bella, the water-skiing dog delights children at this weekend's neighborhood festival, you won't want to miss it, folks!
     
    #294412 PeterGriffin, Nov 20, 2019
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  13. DuckD

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    And zero jackets
     
    #294413 DuckD, Nov 21, 2019
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  14. Doc Louis

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    He very likely has one Ohio State jacket he wears
     
    #294414 Doc Louis, Nov 21, 2019
  15. The Banks

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    They present themselves as entertainment, just like Jon Stewart and John Oliver, it’s just that Fox’s audience thinks it’s legit news.
     
    #294415 The Banks, Nov 21, 2019
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  16. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Nailed it
     
    #294416 sflnole, Nov 21, 2019
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  17. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    The manual transmission thing is kind of funny actually
     
    #294417 Joe_Pesci, Nov 21, 2019
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  18. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    compressions socks :roll:
     
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  19. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #294419 Can I Spliff it, Nov 21, 2019
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  20. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #294420 Can I Spliff it, Nov 21, 2019
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  21. Joe_Pesci

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    His pronunciation wasnt very off from the way I've heard it said :idk:
     
    #294421 Joe_Pesci, Nov 21, 2019
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  22. BellottiBold

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    Not really...
    They *claim* in defense to be entertainment (on technicality mind you) when they feel a need to respond to criticism - but they most certainly present themselves as news to their actual audience.
     
    #294422 BellottiBold, Nov 21, 2019
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  23. Schadenfred

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    Looking at the Twitter replies, it's chock-full of trolls and fucking idiots who have certainly never heard of Uyghurs or how that word is pronounced. Maybe he didn't nail the pronunciation, but it's not far off.

    No wonder we got Trump. We're a dumbass country trolled by those who know they can exploit our dumbassedness. Fortunately, the Great Filter is fast approaching.
     
    #294423 Schadenfred, Nov 21, 2019
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  24. indeed

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    #294424 indeed, Nov 21, 2019
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  25. NYGator

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    Agreed, but the point that Jordan tried to make yesterday to circumvent this was that what changed was there was a new Ukrainian President and parliament elected and they needed to be vetted. While we know it is not valid, I think it provides the shade he needs for that base.
     
    #294425 NYGator, Nov 21, 2019
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    #294428 Doc Louis, Nov 21, 2019
  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  30. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    #294430 sflnole, Nov 21, 2019
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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Nunes opening statement will all be about Ukraine interfering in our election.
     
    #294431 Where Eagles Dare, Nov 21, 2019
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  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :beaver:
     
    #294432 timo, Nov 21, 2019
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  33. BudKilmer

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    Imagine voting for this guy :laugh:
     
    #294433 BudKilmer, Nov 21, 2019
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  34. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I'm really not sure I have it in me to watch another day of testimony. Its so depressing and nothing is going to come of it.
     
    #294434 Mix, Nov 21, 2019
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  35. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Fuck yeah Great Filter
     
    #294435 Fancy, Nov 21, 2019
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  36. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    #294436 Super Vegeta, Nov 21, 2019
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  37. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Oh just being civil
     
    #294437 sflnole, Nov 21, 2019
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  38. dblplay1212

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    It's literally called Fox News.
     
    #294438 dblplay1212, Nov 21, 2019
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  39. The Walrus

    The Walrus Sad!
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    The ramblings of a very stable, very innocent man
     
    #294439 The Walrus, Nov 21, 2019
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't think anybody is disagreeing with you. It is egregious and atrocious, but it's what they claim. And it's what all their moron idiot followers
     
    #294440 Where Eagles Dare, Nov 21, 2019
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  41. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Weekly World News also called themselves “news.” Doesn’t necessarily make that a fact.
     
    #294441 Jimmy the Saint, Nov 21, 2019
  42. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #294442 Lyrtch, Nov 21, 2019
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  43. chuckmasterflex

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    #294443 chuckmasterflex, Nov 21, 2019
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  44. dblplay1212

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    I don't think they should be allowed to call themselves anything remotely related to "news."
     
    #294444 dblplay1212, Nov 21, 2019
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  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I think I've read this before, but their wiggle is to say that they are a news reporting agency during the day and an entertainment vehicle at night. It's horseshit, but it's how they operate.
     
    #294445 Beeds07, Nov 21, 2019
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  46. CUAngler

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    His best con was convincing dumbasses he was a man of the people.
     
    #294446 CUAngler, Nov 21, 2019
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Corporations are now people, we can't tell people how to be
     
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  48. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He lives in a gold penthouse in Manhattan...
     
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  50. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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