Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NilesIrish

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    Done, good suggestion. I hate the guy anyway.
     
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  2. NilesIrish

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    Hakeem the Dream
     
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  3. IanBoyd

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    Oh lawd Jeffries going hard on the "I don't recalls"
     
  4. Fran Tarkenton

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    why is Cillizza or anyone else looking for comment from a private citizen, or at most described as an author and paid-speech giver?

    Obviously the answer is Cillizza. But idgaf about Hillary anymore.
     
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  5. IanBoyd

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  6. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    Balls. Deep.
     
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  7. NilesIrish

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    This is amazing.
     
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  8. IanBoyd

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    This is a fucking evisceration
     
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  9. bro

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    Jeffries is killing him. My god
     
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  10. NilesIrish

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    Holy shit. Mic drop.
     
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  11. IanBoyd

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    "dats not fair"
     
  12. EMAW FC

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    Jeffries has Sessions' jimmies rustled af
     
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  13. Joe_Pesci

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    or maybe we can criticize someone for having a shit opinion
     
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  14. afb

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    Mr Jeffries just nailed all that
     
  15. IanBoyd

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    Shut the fuck up Desantis
     
  16. EMAW FC

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    of course the next guy comforts him
     
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  17. bro

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    Thanks Ron. You cunt
     
  18. bro

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    Sessions should be fired for incompetency. He acts like he has no clue what planet he is on when he is up there
     
  19. Andy Reocho

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    Turned it on right as DeSantis took over.

    Damnit
     
  20. NilesIrish

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    lol, this fucking guy with the "it was a tough question" retort, Motherfucker double and tripled down.
     
  21. afb

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    I like how when it's a minority, Sessions raises his voice
     
  22. prerecordedlive

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    Wowwwwww DeSantis. Can you not?
     
  23. Joe_Pesci

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    freedom caucus
     
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  24. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    Jesus that cbo.
     
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  25. NilesIrish

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    Cicilline going hard as hell.
     
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  26. Petito

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    go back about 15 minutes

     
  27. PeterGriffin

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    This dude can't say "yes" or "no." Does he think he is safeguarding himself from perjury by being as vague as possible? Garbage.
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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  29. Crepeswithasmile

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    desantis might as well felate him right in front of everyone. jesus, have some goddamned self respect you spineless fuck.
     
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  30. Joe Louis

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    Here we go, Salwell time :yousoright:
     
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  31. NYGator

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    This is so painful to watch.
     
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  32. Duck2013

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    This is such a fuck show.

    Simple question for the Trump campaign and everyone involved in it.

    If this is such a witch hunt, why can’t anyone in the trump campaign come out and prove that it is indeed a witch hunt? It’s fucking amazing.
     
  33. Fancy

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    thank god they're dumber than dogshit
     
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  34. NilesIrish

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    This is painful.
     
  35. PeterGriffin

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    Haha do you love wikileaks?
     
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  36. Dick Dollars

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    Do YOU love WikiLeaks?:laugh:
     
  37. NilesIrish

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    That was almost violent, Sessions is on the mat shaking right now.
     
  38. wes tegg

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    Nope. He never practiced here.
     
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  39. Petito

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    the ag of the united states is unaware of the actions of wikileaks
     
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  40. Crepeswithasmile

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    is that sessions wife sitting behind him?
     
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  41. Mister Me Too

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    The Russian Foreign Ministry is not dumb this is a calculated move.
     
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  42. IanBoyd

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    the live mic background conversation is fantastic lol

    edit: aww fuck, they killed the mic, now I'll never find out about that poor girl's lunch plans
     
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  43. prerecordedlive

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    I love when they leave the mics on during recess.

    “Alright I gotta go cover the luncheon.”

    “Yeah I gotta cover something too. I gotta shit. Big time.”
     
  44. PeterGriffin

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    Everything is about destabilization. I don't believe they even believe that Trump is "good" for Russia. He is just the most chaotic choice and I think their end goal is an impeachment, the most destabilizing, country-shaking event possible. Polarization of party lines leading to an ideological civil war (if not an actual, violent civil war). A fundamental disagreement on "true" and "false," about fake news, about the belief in our institutions, the faith that our laws are effective or in our best interest. All of this is the target of the Russians.
     
  45. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Future thread title
     
  46. dfmPSU

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    Exactly. Having "their man" in office for 4-8 years is very short term thinking. They want something long term and to completely destabilize the institutions of democracy. Trump is just the perfect person to speed up the process. He's too stupid and megalomaniacal to ever believe that someone else could use him.
     
  47. VaxRule

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    So their real reason for not voting for him is that he thinks all Americans should have access to affordable healthcare?
     
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  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    If there's a huge wave of Dems elected in 2018 to the House it will be interesting to see how quickly the GOP blames insecure voting systems. I still get raging pissed when I think about how little attention is being paid to how grossly unreliable some of these voting machines and their audit trails are.
     
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  49. IanBoyd

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