Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BP

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  2. ned's head

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  3. TAS

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    Yeah if you ignore his willingness to remove previous sanctions, his failing to implement new sanctions, and his ignoring their hostile actions in our country, there's really no reason to believe they think he's "good" for Russia.
     
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  4. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Tweets not loading for anybody else?
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

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    RIP this thread with tweets broke
     
  6. bertwing

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    Sessions broke twitter
     
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  7. Andy Reocho

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    How am I supposed to get my likes now?
     
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  8. Andy Reocho

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  9. Sub-Zero

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    you think I'm going to cut and paste tweet content like a goddamn neanderthal?!
     
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  10. IanBoyd

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  11. Joe_Pesci

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    how dare he bring up things that sessions said in the past
     
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  12. IanBoyd

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    Our boy Teddy up now
     
  13. IanBoyd

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    Oh lawd Teddy
     
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  14. Andy Reocho

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    Teddy you hero
     
  15. IanBoyd

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    omfg I'm so moist

    "were you lying then or are you lying now?"
     
  16. steamengine

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  17. VaxRule

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  18. naganole

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  19. IanBoyd

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  20. Andy Reocho

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  21. NYGator

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    Sessions was shook from Ted Lieu’s questioning.
     
  22. steamengine

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    This guy looks like he’s held a tiki torch or two in his day.
     
  23. prerecordedlive

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    Matt Gaetz had the weirdest and most pointless line of questioning yet. I’d expect nothing more from him.
     
  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    I like ted drinking a lousy cup of coffee just to stick it to hannity
     
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  25. BP

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  26. ElectricDreamMachine

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    this biggs guy is a fuckhead
     
  27. BP

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  28. PeterGriffin

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    A non-white woman? Cue the "I don't recall."
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

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  30. Crepeswithasmile

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    lol at the dude in the red shirt sleeping
     
  31. prerecordedlive

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  32. IanBoyd

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    oh fuck its this bitch up now
     
  33. PeterGriffin

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    Yeah, really excited to see this dumbfuck who is going to softball in a bunch of bullshit.
     
  34. steamengine

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    I can’t believe she’s actually in Congress
     
  35. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Karen as in Karen Handel? Not watching, trying to work.
     
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  36. PeterGriffin

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    Indeed.
     
  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Ugh, hope she says some dumb shit or gives plenty of ammo for ads in 2018.
     
  38. Crepeswithasmile

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    fuck karen handel in her fat ass/
     
  39. IanBoyd

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    "Did you intentionally lie to the committee about your contact with Russians?"

    Sessions: "No"

    "Thank you very much"

    That was not a joke. That was the entire exchange
     
  40. NilesIrish

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    I missed Ted :(
     
  41. prerecordedlive

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    Hop on the News Hour feed and back her up about 45 minutes.
     
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  42. tne

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    yeah this is a much bigger deal than Sessions
     
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  43. IanBoyd

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    This woman looks like she wants Sessions to sign her yearbook
     
  44. prerecordedlive

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    Congrats on using a full minute to fawn over Jeff.

    And especially well done on your expert line of questioning, Roby.
     
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  45. PeterGriffin

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    Cnn alert that they are adding the individual mandate repeal. How can we make this tax bill more difficult to pass, hmm... Why not add the other most controversial legislative issue to the mix and let it ride? Woohoo!
     
  46. NilesIrish

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    I was trying to craft a joke, you got it.
     
  47. NilesIrish

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    A+ call
     
  48. indeed

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    Discretion not a part of this whole caper.

     
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  49. TAS

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    Gohmert and Session fucking up that line of questions
     
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