Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. blotter

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  2. chuckmasterflex

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    First off, that is not a table.
     
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  3. Lyrtch

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    the ratio tho
     
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  4. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    I once had my great niece's great grandmother try to french kiss me while I was helping do the dishes after my nieces 2nd birthday party. Drunk bitch came up next to me and just grabbed my head and tried to force her tongue in my mouth while just locked my lips down and froze. Was pretty fucking disgusting having someone old enough to be your mother try to do that (she was 59 or 60 I was 31). I just laughed it off, finished helping with the dishes, then promptly went to the bathroom and scrubbed the shit out of my face.

    just wanted to share #metoo
     
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  5. Lyrtch

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    *blink*

    *blink*
     
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  6. Damion

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    I am the baby of the family. My youngest sister is 13 years older than me so I was 8 when I became an uncle
     
  7. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Mistake* of the family
     
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  8. Damion

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    yea I am pretty much the wtf just happened child
     
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  9. Arkadin

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    Lots of us are it's ok
     
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I'm going to need you to draw out a family tree next time you reference your great niece's great grandomther.
     
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  11. Damion

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    My nephews soon to be exwifes grandmother
     
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  12. duc15

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    Had two female friends telling stories tonight of all the gross interactions, hugs, and general creepiness they experience almost daily. Fucking disgusting people out there.
     
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  13. VaxRule

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    Because it sounded like your mom pulled a Franken on you.
     
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  14. Arkadin

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    That and I know lots of girls who individually have been propositioned by numerous guys for sex for money because apparently that's an OK question to ask.
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    I was fucking this chick and all of a sudden her sister started sucking my dick #metoo
     
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  16. duc15

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    Yea they had a handful of these types of stories
     
  17. prerecordedlive

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    #sodidi

    Am I doing this right?
     
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  18. Gaknight

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    That blonde in the grey 2 over from Donald
     
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  19. BellottiBold

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    Entire photo is disqualified
     
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  20. dome foam

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    yet another evangelical republican elected official/closet homosexual

     
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  21. Gaknight

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    True
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Conservatives really seem to attract a kind of person
     
  23. Mister Me Too

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    So not only are these perverts being outed looks like this new wave of coming forward with accounts of sexual abuse is going to take down Lena Durham for defending her friend who has been accused:

     
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  24. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    It would be an added bonus if somehow we get a Senator Moore AND Lena Dunham gets pushed into irrelevance simultaneously
     
  25. KNOTT

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    Rookie. You were suppose to whip out your dick and tell her " It aint going to suck itself".
     
  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I have ceased trying to understand the customs, traditions, and family structures native to the American South
     
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  27. NilesIrish

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    The the words of Jon Oliver, They Fuuuuuuuuuck, They Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
     
  28. ned's head

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    2017 is gross, man
     
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  29. Corch

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    Ohio
     
  30. jokewood

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    Baby elephant heads are a great way to make a centerpiece pop. Not to mention they're a great conversation starter!
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    The fuck is going on with his pants?
     
  32. indeed

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  33. Taco Sa1ad

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    This is my concern. Same as Trump. People don't tell the public they support him. This Moore/Jones election is gonna be fucking close and its still like 3 weeks away
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    Moore is going to win because inbred rednecks are going to vote for a pedo over their own self interest. They are too fucking stupid to understand or admit helping the rich doesn’t help them.
     
  35. Lyrtch

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    theres no evidence for the silent trumper type voter but ok
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    What evidence was there for the silent trump voter?
     
  37. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    I really wish Puck would have handled that shit when he had the chance .
     
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  38. bic

    bic the way out is through
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    This one was my favorite.

     
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  39. BP

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  40. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  41. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    In one of the articles it says "Trump family members were allegedly involved in directly managing the Panama project"


     
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  42. BellottiBold

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    It has always baffled me that he lived long enough to run for office, since I always assumed he had made dozens of deals with very dangerous people
     
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  43. Redav

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    Christ
     
  44. BP

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    #96748 BP, Nov 18, 2017
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  45. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    I always knew he was a shady businessman but damn if all this money laundering/mob shit is true. Trump and his advisors/family are even bigger morons than we thought. Who in their right mind would let him run for President expecting none of this to get out.
     
  46. dome foam

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    we outlawed posting eric garland tweets itt