Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Fran Tarkenton

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    #55701 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 17, 2017
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  2. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Hi, how do I join the coffee party? That sounds pleasant.
     
    #55702 prerecordedlive, Jul 17, 2017
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  3. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    I'm going to start the Dr Pepper party dump let's go!

    I don't know what our platform is yet
     
    #55703 Doug, Jul 17, 2017
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  4. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    clowning on fools and haters on the bball court
     
    #55704 bryix, Jul 17, 2017
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  5. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    Why can't people posts whatever they want, you posted that you're 5'11" after posting a license that showed your height as 5'9" of course both are lies you fucking munchkin.
     
    #55705 Mister Me Too, Jul 17, 2017
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  6. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    cnn is not to be trusted except when their medical section editor says the russia stuff is overblown news at which point they should be trusted completely

    it isnt that hard people
     
    #55706 Tobias, Jul 17, 2017
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  7. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    I'll volunteer to be meme police
     
    #55707 Taques, Jul 17, 2017
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  8. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    #55708 BellottiBold, Jul 17, 2017
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  9. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    siap

     
    #55709 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  10. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #55710 UncleJesse, Jul 17, 2017
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  11. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Underrated Cheap Trick song.
     
    #55711 VaxRule, Jul 17, 2017
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  12. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    TIL that Mad is still being published.
     
    #55712 KJROD20, Jul 17, 2017
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  13. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    25 minutes since the last post in here. Got to be some sort of record.
     
    #55713 UncleJesse, Jul 17, 2017
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  14. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Big if true

     
    #55714 indeed, Jul 17, 2017
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  15. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #55715 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  16. ned's head

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    Forget opiods...pot overdoses are the big danger

     
    #55716 ned's head, Jul 17, 2017
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  17. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #55717 chuckmasterflex, Jul 17, 2017
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  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Can't wait for the first tractor pull / gun show hybrid on the White House lawn.

    This is what real america looks like!
     
    #55718 steamengine, Jul 17, 2017
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  19. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Not sure what the boat is, but it's dope.
     
    #55719 NilesIrish, Jul 17, 2017
  20. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Isnt caterpillar Israeli?
     
    #55720 Can I Spliff it, Jul 17, 2017
  21. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    we need some Originality in the Oval Office
     
    #55721 bhrangerfan0809, Jul 17, 2017
  22. fsutony

    fsutony Well-Known Member
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    Our 70 year old President just wants to play with trucks.
     
    #55722 fsutony, Jul 17, 2017
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  23. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    You ever seen an F-350, just burnin coal like a sumbitch and when that sled comes right up the track and he completes the full pull? Its a thing of beauty.
     
    #55723 brolift, Jul 17, 2017
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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Quoting this again, but holy shit this couldn't be any more clearer about why (maybe the biggest of many reasons) Russia is trying its hardest to infiltrate the U.S.
     
    #55724 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Jul 17, 2017
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  25. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    (((no)))
     
    #55725 Joe_Pesci, Jul 17, 2017
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  26. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    #55726 blotter, Jul 17, 2017
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  27. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Said he never eats at the same restaurant twice due to fear of assassination.
     
    #55727 London Humphreys, Jul 17, 2017
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  28. Fran Tarkenton

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    think theyre out of Peoria or Nashville
     
    #55728 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 17, 2017
  29. Fran Tarkenton

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    #55729 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 17, 2017
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  30. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    He should really thank Putin for accidentally making him a foodie.
     
    #55730 brolift, Jul 17, 2017
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  31. BellottiBold

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    #55731 BellottiBold, Jul 17, 2017
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  32. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    He paid himself $89,561.00 for "legal consulting" on the same day he paid Jr.'s lawyer $50,000, both out of campaign funds?
    I'm assuming that he makes 89k an hour to choose lawyers for his children?
     
    #55732 shawnoc, Jul 17, 2017
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Love the preview text...

    "Bypass state law"

    Muh state rights!!!!!
     
    #55733 Where Eagles Dare, Jul 17, 2017
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  34. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Wouldn't visiting these factories be more beneficial? Then again, I'm sure if you handed him a screwdriver he'd ask what the fuck it is.
     
    #55734 NilesIrish, Jul 17, 2017
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  35. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Trumpers will never watch this. Hell, many anti-Trumpers won't. It couldn't be more clear who is on the wrong side of history. Putin is far and away the worst person on the planet and I can't wait for that mother fucker to die. The fact that we have a family openly supporting him and feeding his power is unspeakable.
     
    #55735 prerecordedlive, Jul 17, 2017
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  36. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    Jeff Sessions needs to hurry up and choke on his own bile already
     
    #55736 42yard, Jul 17, 2017
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  37. Fran Tarkenton

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    #55737 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 17, 2017
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  38. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    With this response you can update that to 5-0
     
    #55738 OZ, Jul 17, 2017
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  39. Jimmy McGill

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    He likes driving in his trucks. Clinton sucks.

    early-cuyler.jpg
     
    #55739 Jimmy McGill, Jul 17, 2017
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  40. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    That hat reminded me that I'm going to TN to see the eclipse in a month and I wanted to buy a Trump shirt to wear while I'm down there.
    I'm torn between a few:
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    I'm sure there are a million more worthy of my $...
     
    #55740 shawnoc, Jul 17, 2017
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  41. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    You'll be killing it in Gatlinburg.
     
    #55741 NilesIrish, Jul 17, 2017
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  42. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    #55742 blotter, Jul 17, 2017
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  43. AIOLICOCK

    AIOLICOCK https://www.antifa.org/
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    Probably should just buy a white hood. It conveys the same message, at half the price :twocents:
     
    #55743 AIOLICOCK, Jul 17, 2017
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  44. A Black person

    A Black person Well-Known Member

    Will Spicey's press briefing be live streamed anywhere? Or does no cameras mean no live audio?
     
    #55744 A Black person, Jul 17, 2017
  45. Fran Tarkenton

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    I dont think the Russians fully appreciate how many states dont need to be skewed for the GOP
     
    #55745 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 17, 2017
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  46. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    The last few Sarah-no-cameras pressers have had live streamed audio.

    I couldn't find it but you can watch him play with trucks instead:
     
    #55746 shawnoc, Jul 17, 2017
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  47. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Jew know it
     
    #55747 Daniel Ocean, Jul 17, 2017
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  48. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    hurr show me where Russia changed votes hurrrrrr
     
    #55748 Duck70, Jul 17, 2017
  49. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    lol. God I hope she dies slowly and soon.

     
    #55749 NilesIrish, Jul 17, 2017
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  50. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    I feel sorry for anyone that actually buys and wear these shirts in a non-ironic way.
     
    #55750 Mister Me Too, Jul 17, 2017
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