Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. afb

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    there is literally no point to it then

    edit: just saw other tweets
     
  2. Mister Me Too

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    It's important to remember that republicans do not have access to the Clinton killing machine so they can't just get rid of witnesses.
     
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  3. afb

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    with mccain not in session, I'm lost on how they get to 50
     
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  4. cutig

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    Because Trump knows it inside and out so he can make a deal
     
  5. Magneto

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    Maybe if they didn't bash every intelligence agency we have they'd also have access to that killing machine.
     
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  6. afb

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    here's video of mooch

     
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  7. Magneto

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    Mooch seems like what you call the guy at your Frat who provides the roofies, no surprise he's a perfect fit for the Trump administration.
     
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  8. jokewood

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    Big fan of the Mooch. Praying we cure boneitis soon.
     
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  9. PeterGriffin

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    The end was funny too, "c'mon, I'm his advocate on a show like this, this is my job, man" (paraphrased).
     
  10. bro

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    good on you H.W.
     
  11. ohhaithur

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    tapper didn't press him at all
     
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  12. bwi2

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    This Wikipedia-sourced list isn't comprehensive or anything remotely near consistent, FWIW. Petraeus and Cartwright off the top of my head are missing, and it counts Bernard Kerik, a failed nominee, but not Zoe Baird, who committed the same misconduct but only had to pay a fine.
     
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  13. Can I Spliff it

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    oooo that's good information
     
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  14. Lyrtch

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    are you saying

    its

    fake news
     
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  15. Hugo Boss

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    Link or source on this please.
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    i miss the like one week when fake news was a legitimate indicator
     
  17. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Really surprised nothing popped this morning on sessions
     
  18. NilesIrish

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    He did his job fairly and dude cracked. This will be a fun thing to watch.
     
  19. BudKilmer

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    Didn't have to, Mooch gave it up like a bitch
     
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  20. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    lol he really didn't

    First, mooch serves it up with "well I'm not going to tell you who (wink wink wink)"...

    Tapper: Well you said some things and....

    Mooch: OK IT WAS THE PRESIDENT!!!!! HE CALLED ME!! THE PRESIDENT CALLED ME!!!! LOOK AT MY CALL RECORDS, PLEASE LOOK!!!
     
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  21. Lyrtch

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    60a-35d in February

     
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  22. fsutony

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    That's all about healthcare. Arkansas will be gutted if they pass that bill. Too bad most of my family still worships this orange fuck.
     
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  23. Magneto

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    How did Arkansas ever elect Bill Clinton as governor?
     
  24. fsutony

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    Different times back then. You voted for who would help you instead of treating politics like a football team and voting your party no matter what.
     
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  25. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    you youngins may not believe this, but there was a time in this country when people got their news from Cronkite and Brokaw and not Sean Hannity.
     
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  26. BudKilmer

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    What the fuck

     
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  27. fsutony

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    I use to look up NBA standings in a newspaper. And I'm only 40 lol. Times changed fast.
     
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  28. bertwing

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    We weren't always shitty
     
  29. fsutony

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    Hell yes start burning bridges you fat fuck
     
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  30. Magneto

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    I'm old enough to remember when Brokaw took over the nightly news that my Dad made me watch every night. I must say it was fun being a child back then thinking I'd gets AIDS from looking at a water fountain funny.
     
  31. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    It's almost like their job is to serve their constituents, not the POTUS.
     
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  32. Lyrtch

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    feels like we're a failed budget/tax reform from the GOP and Trump completely going to war
     
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  33. jokewood

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    Charisma. Arkansas would be pulling in #1 rated recruiting classes if Bill Clinton went into coaching football instead of politics.

    Ironically, his career would end the same as Petrino's.
     
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  34. Gaknight

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    This is my dream and also what I expect
     
  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    This has to be about the sanctions bill, right?
     
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  36. bertwing

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    We're all a bunch of sexual deviants in slawville
     
  37. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    let them fight .gif
     
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  38. Sam Elliott

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    Yes, burn it all to the ground...

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  39. Magneto

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    [​IMG]
     
  40. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Trumpocalypse 2: Dare to be stupid

     
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  41. Lyrtch

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    most policy political reporters thought tax reform/budget were more difficult paths than health care

    they thought there was a way for health care to get through mainly off the hypocrisy of not doing it after nearly a decade of campaigning on it and you can buy people off/hand wave some things that make the disparate ends mad by making it complicated

    tax reforms and budget are very explicit battle lines for who makes up the GOP

    so yes I too expect them to fail on this like health care
     
  42. Name P. Redacted

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    But Swim Cantore assured me they would have healthcare done by now and tax reforms shortly after
     
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  43. OHW

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  44. bro

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    Trump's world is crumbling around him. He cannot stand that he lost the popular vote. Yet his fake Voter Fraud Commission got stunted on by the States. Russia's influence in the election is becoming clear and his campaign is becoming implicated.

    Not only can he not stand that he didn't win the popular vote, he really can't stand people believing he needed Russia's help to do it. It rips him up.

    BIGLY
     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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  46. OHW

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    It's so funny that the president tweets look at me Facebook statuses.



    What's wrong, Donald?

    I don't wanna talk about it.
     
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  47. bertwing

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    Spoiler alert

    Swim is retarded
     
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  48. Mister Me Too

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    :cmonson:
     
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