Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Well he was black so.....
     
  2. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    It would be amazing to see him do a townhall discussion about any policy. Hell a press conference even.
     
  3. indeed

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    He's signaling to the anti-corporatist Bernie bros to join with him.
     
  4. bro

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    stop watching TV you fucking cunt.
     
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  5. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  6. Mister Me Too

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    Trump is about to watch Game of Thrones and send out a tweet at 10:01 asking why he can't own dragons.
     
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  7. BellottiBold

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    (it's real to me)
     
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  8. Mister Me Too

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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    I was told the other day it wasn't the Presidents job to help get legislation through.

    I just walked away.
     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    If it's bad it will
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    How the fuck is the supreme court an accomplishment?
     
  12. AjaxAsian

    AjaxAsian Bayan Pilipino

    Most yall in here I aint got on ignore ok, I reckon.

    Agree though. Farley nana from O H I O was on there 4 hours commenting shit against the victims of this. Horrible horrible shit. Every comment for nyt. Fox one was worse and most typing were christian.

    Strange thing i caught some trolls. I seen some real vile comments from them. Didnt know Ruskies hate brown people too? Or just catering up to the Trump base... just made me remember 4 +million kkk members in the old days. Them comments were descendants of them old kkk.
     
  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    "Obama couldn't get it done."
     
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  14. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

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  15. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    but the noose didnt strike you as strange?
     
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  16. Corch

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    lol trump might not make it out of Shaker, if he went.
     
  17. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    How many pages would/will the pee tape thread have in the first 12 hours following it's release?

    My guess is 275-300. The op of that thread would probably triple the highest liked post in TMB history.
     
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  18. BellottiBold

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    motherfucking fox
     
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  19. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    I totally forgot about her.
     
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  20. MANPOW

    MANPOW Come & knock on our door - We’ve been waiting 4u
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    Goddamn this shit needs to stop fuck you fox
     
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  21. Joe_Pesci

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    50 pages will be dbl lecturing people about respecting the office and bragging about how he doesn't follow politics
     
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  22. Hugo Boss

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  23. chuckmasterflex

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    I don't think they are capable enough to stop the leaks.
     
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  24. Gaknight

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    How is that even possible?
     
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  25. NilesIrish

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    Just saw this, so good

     
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  26. The Banks

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    Can confirm, was in Talkeetna yesterday, town was in mourning.
     
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  27. BellottiBold

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    lol @ "resting international hitman"
     
  28. SD_Irish

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    Nooooo. Not Stubbs. I heard about him while traveling through Talkeetna earlier this summer.
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

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    This guy is also convinced that North Korea can mount a nuke on their ICBM and hit the west coast.
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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    It should also be pointed out that after Bush labeled Iraq, Iran, and North Korea as an "axis of evil" then proceed to invaded Iraq, North Korea and Iran stepped up their goal of acquiring a nuclear deterrent.

    Having the military bogged down in the Iraq quagmire limited our ability to wave the stick very effectively.
     
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  32. Duck2013

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    The decision to invade Iraq will go down as one of the biggest fuck ups in human history. Other than hundreds of thousands dead, thousands of Americans dead, the creation of Isis, a destabilized Middle East... an emboldened Iran and North Korea is like worst case scenario.

    Oh, and we still haven't found any WMD stock piles they promised that we would find.

    Every Neo-Con can fuck right off.
     
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  33. Mister Me Too

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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    The book The Dead Hand goes into how after the Soviet Union collapsed, their were some 100,000 Soviet scientist and engineers with valuable knowledge in creating WMD's and suddenly making no money with no job prospects. Tehran and the North Korean's kept trying hire them. So this wasn't a problem Bush created, but he did exacerbate it for a stupid applause line in a State of the Union speech.

    North Korea did hire Russian experts on every part of a rocket system separately, saying they wanted to launch satellites. They were blocked from going to North Korea, but it is scary stuff.

    Also terrifying stories of Russian political and military leaders being completely sickened seeing a test of their super-smallpox virus on guinea pigs or rabbits.
     
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  36. VaxRule

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  37. BudKilmer

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    Fuck him
     
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  38. Bill the Butcher

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    CNN, it must be true then
     
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  39. Sam Elliott

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  40. Tilly

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    Wake up Monday morning, demonize political institutions and the press.



    Can't imagine this has anything to do with congressional testimony this week and the reporting of it.
     
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  41. enjj

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    Was hoping they spelled it Vagina.
     
  42. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  43. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    kushner either cleared himself this morning or just hardcore lied on the record
     
  44. HoosDaMan

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    Every time one of these mfer says the conversation was about adoption it really means sanctions. Not sure how references to adoption exonerates them.
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Gonna take a shot in the dark and say it's the latter.
     
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  46. joe-

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    me too. This would be the most detailed lie of the bunch
     
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  47. triceratops

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