Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I read bakoon's response in John Oliver's voice.
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Did you call The Iceman Chuck Liddell a karate instructor?
     
  3. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    What about Tuesday?
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  5. Buff_Ruffnek

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    Another Norte Korean "holiday".

    We shall see...
     
  6. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    IMO, Dems, at the national level, need to lay off the social justice shit for a cycle or two. It's starting to drown out their economic message.
     
  7. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Which military unit do you think we should pretend to send over there this time? My personal preference would be the entire 25th ID.
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    He is quite stupid.
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, let's put equal rights on the back burner for the next 4 years so we can appease the racists and bigots who got offended
     
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  10. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    outside of joe and powe, i think every poster on here is more intelligent than our president. it's just remarkable
     
  11. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I don't think you put it on the back burner, but you focus your speech and talking points on economic issues. If equal rights and social issues pop up, you treat like it's as obvious as it actually is ("uh yeah...of course we should do xxxx"). But under no circumstances do you just "forget" those issues.
     
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  12. laxjoe

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    We make fun of, and wonder how, people fall for those idiotic email scams. And then 60 million people voted for the presidential candidate equivalent

     
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  13. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    The social issues and economic issues are inextricable from each other at this point, as their motivations are generally the same. Corporate America more-or-less agrees with the social issues and takes pains to market to social liberal causes, however cynical the creation of that marketing is.
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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  15. pez

    pez Competent
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    They will pay in Schrute bucks
     
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  16. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Body counts look a lot closer (thanks to the Orlando shooting)
     
  18. prerecordedlive

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    I need to see the progression of the "Mexico will pay for it" in tweets.
     
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  19. Buff_Ruffnek

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    Eh, kim dong kitten muncher has "made loose boasts that they can take out a nuclear class carrier out with one strike", tuesday is one of their fuck stick holidays, prudence would dictate especially since their last bombing of the ocean, a concerted effort will be made towards a "statement".
    Personally, I'd we rather ner an American boot touch nk soil, whereas we bomb that cocksuckers ass back to the stone age, high altitude and strategically....
     
  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    so you're saying white people are worse at something than brown people?
     
  21. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Imagine wanting Donald Trump to be in charge of attacking North Korea. Must be nice being that obliviously dumb.
     
  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    So if you thought that would be the dumbest thing Trump has tweeted today, you would be wrong



    What a remarkable 3 minutes
     
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  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  25. chuckmasterflex

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    Did Bannon show him a national geographic channel documentary on Salvadoran gangs? Why is he talking about MS-13 all the time now?
     
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  26. Chicago Seminole

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    White America cries out from all-white suburbia: "I'm so sick of identity politics! Can we just talk about white people problems?"
     
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  27. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    My best guess is that he accidentally came across Spike TV and watched their special on it.
     
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  28. BudKilmer

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    MS-13 is trudging through the desert in Trumps mind :laugh:
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    look we all know that ms 13 just walks across the border on foot to do all of their dirt, so i don't see why we are mocking the wall as a solution
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    50% or so of the country didn't vote. If some of that is being taken into account with his approval rating then those numbers can be accurate.
     
  31. BudKilmer

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    There is a better chance of Roger Goodell calling Dumps name as the first pick in the draft than KJU being able to take out a super carrier.
     
  32. Lyrtch

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    for those that care and the polling was quite accurate



    this is projected finish which historically is accurate in France. Le Pen's party losing some ground from last round of national elections as % share.

    she'll lose by ~20% in two weeks to Macron
     
  33. laxjoe

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    And. Here. We. Go.

     
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  34. Lyrtch

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    oh and i undersold how far down she is



     
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  35. The Banks

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    Fuck Le Pen
     
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  36. HoosDaMan

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    and of course Trump supports her
     
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  37. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Tells you everything you need to know about her, really
     
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  38. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  39. laxjoe

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    Classic dad joke
     
  40. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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  41. laxjoe

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    these are the same polls that had Hillary winning
    :roll:
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    Alabama?
     
  43. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Dump is already committed to the NBA

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  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  45. Redav

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    Best case scenario in France. She's going to get done trucked in two weeks
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    I hope the French hate vaginas as much as yanks do
     
  47. bertwing

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    dump trucked?
     
  48. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    But Reince said his tweet saying he supports her doesn't mean he supports her.