Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    No, done
     
    #12951 Redav, Apr 23, 2017
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  2. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    ruh roh

     
    #12952 afb, Apr 23, 2017
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  3. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    it wasn't that long ago she was spotted in Trump Tower.
     
    #12953 HoosDaMan, Apr 23, 2017
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  4. Keef

    Keef Liked by Pierre Gasly
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    Well yeah Daddy Putin told him too. It's not like he has a clue about French politics
     
    #12954 Keef, Apr 23, 2017
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  5. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Shit, Bob Beckel does that kinda shit on the air. I was shocked when I saw him on CNN before he went back to Fox News.
     
    #12955 HoosDaMan, Apr 23, 2017
  6. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    I like Beckel. They surround him with retards and he just dominates. It's the real world version of how many 5 year olds could you fight.
     
    #12956 RoyalShocker, Apr 23, 2017
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  7. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek Ph.D Bovine Flatulence
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    I'm imagining Mad Dawg making kim sux cawk his bitch, but thanks for playing durr queen....
     
    #12957 Buff_Ruffnek, Apr 23, 2017
  8. BellottiBold

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    :pray: please let there be additional accusers
     
    #12958 BellottiBold, Apr 23, 2017
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  9. BellottiBold

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    #12959 BellottiBold, Apr 23, 2017
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  10. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #12960 Can I Spliff it, Apr 23, 2017
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  11. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Hannity getting fired would be so much more enjoyable than O'Reilly.
     
    #12961 Mix, Apr 23, 2017
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  12. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Trump would melt down if his best friend got fired.
     
    #12962 Lyrtch, Apr 23, 2017
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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    The idea of Pence looking strong and Kim Jong Un being scared just absolutely kills me.
     
    #12963 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Apr 23, 2017
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  14. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Elderly Lego man
     
    #12964 NCHusker, Apr 23, 2017
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  15. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    its fun our President was trying to use an attack to influence a foreign election

    and it didn't have any impact

     
    #12965 Lyrtch, Apr 23, 2017
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  16. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    #12966 BellottiBold, Apr 23, 2017
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  17. Gata

    Gata .....
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    Is the former really that outlandish though?
     
    #12967 Gata, Apr 23, 2017
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  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #12968 afb, Apr 23, 2017
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  19. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #12969 Lyrtch, Apr 23, 2017
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  20. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    So he would still beat her, implying he beat her in the popular vote the first time which he of course did not. I can't imagine having so few working brain cells or being a rich enough super villain that I could support Trump
     
    #12970 Magneto, Apr 23, 2017
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  21. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    This administration is so feckless and soft. They get pushed around by everyone and then give up at the first sign of resistance; e.g. the press, small African nations, North Korea, domestic protesters, a federal judge in Hawaii...

    That said, it must be tiring getting emasculated on a daily basis. So I guess it might be "fun" to make a game out of habitual failure?
     
    #12971 SD_Irish, Apr 23, 2017
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  22. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    #12972 laxjoe, Apr 23, 2017
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  23. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    says much more about him, honestly
     
    #12973 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Apr 23, 2017
  24. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Someone probably compared her to Trump once so now he likes her. I'd bet that's as far as his Le Pen insights go
     
    #12974 NCHusker, Apr 23, 2017
  25. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    And he likes to draw with pens when he signs executive orders.
     
    #12975 Blu Tang Clan, Apr 23, 2017
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    "Still".....

    This guy is a fucking moron
     
    #12976 Where Eagles Dare, Apr 23, 2017
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    My mom knitted some brain hats for her and pops yesterday as they went out in the Science March.

    Pretty baller :dennard:

    Sweet math nerd shirts too.

    FB_IMG_1492979849109.jpg
     
    #12977 Where Eagles Dare, Apr 23, 2017
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  28. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Ha, square root of negative one, cheeky
     
    #12978 The Banks, Apr 23, 2017
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  29. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    "This poll was wrong about the election but I'm going to use it because it makes me not look like COMPLETE shit"
     
    #12979 bertwing, Apr 23, 2017
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  30. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Psssst. Excuse me, your balls are showing

    Bumble bee tuna
     
    #12980 bertwing, Apr 23, 2017
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  31. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Pls stop looking at my father's testicles
     
    #12981 Where Eagles Dare, Apr 23, 2017
  32. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    You're just jelly cause yours are tiny from years of roid use
     
    #12982 bertwing, Apr 23, 2017
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    But my dong is girthy and super veiny
     
    #12983 Where Eagles Dare, Apr 23, 2017
  34. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    mhmm sure
     
    #12984 bertwing, Apr 23, 2017
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  35. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek Ph.D Bovine Flatulence
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    Uhm, you'd probably oughta spit that out....cause it doesn't belong to you...

    HtH
     
    #12985 Buff_Ruffnek, Apr 23, 2017
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  36. Gata

    Gata .....
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    Is that a pbr?
     
    #12986 Gata, Apr 23, 2017
  37. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Looks like a diet coke
     
    #12987 The Banks, Apr 23, 2017
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  38. Gata

    Gata .....
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    Really makes you think
     
    #12988 Gata, Apr 23, 2017
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  39. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Mom looks like she was a dime piece back in the day
     
    #12989 Teflon Queen, Apr 23, 2017
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yes
     
    #12990 Where Eagles Dare, Apr 23, 2017
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Good Aryan genes
     
    #12991 Where Eagles Dare, Apr 23, 2017
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  42. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Does anyone else find it incredibly sad we have to march for science.
     
    #12992 Killy Me Please, Apr 23, 2017
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Like the sign read "I can't believe they are marching for facts"
     
    #12993 Daniel Ocean, Apr 23, 2017
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  44. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Every March we have takes a little bit of my soul. It's so sad where we are as a country. Thanks rural white people.
     
    #12994 Beeds07, Apr 23, 2017
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  45. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    has anyone on the right explained why anti-immigrant, nationalist, racist, using terrorist attacks to try to build support type candidates get extremely rejected by those in diverse areas, with high levels of immigrants, and most likely to be hit by or actually with a history of terrorist attacks?

     
    #12995 Lyrtch, Apr 23, 2017
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  46. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    LIBERAL ECHO CHAMBERS
     
    #12996 NCHusker, Apr 23, 2017
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  47. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #12997 chuckmasterflex, Apr 23, 2017
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  48. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    So the area most directly affected by terrorist attacks, almost universally reject le pen?


    :dubioustrump:
     
    #12998 Redav, Apr 23, 2017
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  49. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    This is our president he's talking about. Our president...
     
    #12999 Redav, Apr 23, 2017
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  50. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #13000 Redav, Apr 23, 2017
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