Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mister Me Too

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    What time does the war against Germany start? Syria got 59 tomahawks because Ivanka felt bad for what Assad did so directly insulting Ivanka requires at least 50 MOABs.
     
  2. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    The civil war these dumbass right wingers act like they want would be the most hilarious loss of all time. It wouldn't be geographically coordinated, it'd be cities versus towns.

    Basically their only hope would be terrorism. One more reason they're so god damn ironically like the Muslim extremists they hate.
     
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  3. Redav

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  4. Taco Sa1ad

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    Wisconsin isn't on the border by the way
     
  5. Teflon Queen

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    Yea you tough talk that mean Canada!
     
  6. Festus McBadass

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    He'd have to skip a Mar-a-lago golf weekend to visit another country. We know that won't happen.
     
  7. LuPoor

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    Quite the strongman we've elected, dude is sweating Canada.
     
  8. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    What news segment led to this new Canada shit talk? We all know it was something on Fox News but which segment exactly?
     
  9. Redav

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    Surely this fucking idiot tweeting nonsensical ramblings will never back fire on us.
     
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  10. Arkadin

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    The way ivanka looks at trudeau
     
  11. Redav

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    People thought it was a good idea if we elected this guy president. It's still baffling to me.
     
  12. General Lee

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    It's a good thing that the dickless user, Merica, has a fucking keyboard to hide behind. He would get the fucking shit beat out of him if he said anything in public like he types on here.
     
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  13. zeberdee

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  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Pffft. Shook!
     
  15. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  16. two

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    Wait you have been here a year and a half and THIS is what you decide your first post to be? Tell us more General Lee. Hell go make an introduction thread for us all.
     
  17. Arkadin

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    Introduction: hi, I'm farva
     
  18. Tobias

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    general lee, like all confederates, were dickless traitors to this country

    hth
     
  19. bwi2

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  21. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    [​IMG]
     
  22. skiedfrillet

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    Merica actually has a beautiful penis

    idk where this poster gets his facts
     
  23. brolift

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    Not really fam.
    A majority of people are unhappy with what is going on, and the types that are pro trump are emaciated manlets that can't even bench bodyweight.
     
  24. Bruce Wayne

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    :siren::siren::siren:TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKE ALERT:siren::siren::siren:
     
  25. Redav

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    And enjoy chicken tendies
     
  26. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    yet the state carried R handily in the general election.
     
  27. brolift

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    RHEEEE
     
  28. Redav

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  29. $P1

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    The irony here is that the vast majority of Trump voters hide their identities online.
     
  30. Tobias

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    i love trump supporters saying the french polls are wrong and "the french are pussies".

    most french aren't shy about their displeasure with le pen meanwhile most trump supporters were too embarrassed to admit to pollsters what they are. the reason the "polls were wrong before!" is because dickless cowards wouldn't admit to pollsters that they support trump.

    but the french are the real cowards
     
  31. fsutony

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    At least we haven't nuked North Korea yet. I actually wake every morning to check. Good times we live in.
     
  32. prerecordedlive

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    I've never lived anywhere but Florida. I take great pride in reminding my fellow man that we did not win that war and that the south, in fact, will not rise again. Because it never rose in the first place.

    If you've ever uttered the phrase "heritage, not hate", you are a mother fucking racist.
    If you own something with the confederate flag, you are a mother fucking racist.
    If you voted for Trump and cite his immigration policy, you are 100% a mother fucking racist.
     
  33. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    that's fucked up man people have different body types
     
  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    [ ] Endormorph
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    [X] Tendiemorph
     
  36. cutig

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    So would you, you fat bitch.
     
  37. brolift

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    idgaf
     
  38. Croomsday

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    >"Party of Lincoln"
    >loves and honors confederate figures and symbols
     
  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It was bound to happen. You watch your asses enjj & IHHH
     
  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    uhhhhhhh
     
  41. brolift

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    Where in there does it ever say no? There's good reasons man gotta stop the leaks
     
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  42. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I've lived in Alabama my entire life. I work with factory workers in rural areas all over the country. I'll gladly say that shit to anyone.

    I've got a paper I wrote in 4th grade that talked all about states' rights though. So apparently General Lee 's on the intellectual level of my brainwashed 10 year old ass.
     
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  43. Petito

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    the most transparent administration in history, believe me
     
  44. HoosDaMan

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    Amazingly they still think it was a good idea.
     
  45. Croomsday

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  46. indeed

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    Other than letting himself get shot in the head by a thespian, Lincoln's biggest mistake was allowing Robert E Lee to not suffer more consequences for his treason, and for not squashing out the philosophical underpinnings of the Confederacy post bellum. Lee should have been shot in the face, set on fire, and hung upside down, then drawn and quartered with pieces being sent for rotating display in various town squares across the South, with his head on a pike for permanent display in Richmond until the flesh rotted and there was nothing but a traitorous skull remaining.
     
  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Trump is such a kuk.
     
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  48. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I hold no ill will towards the generals and the soldiers who got brainwashed into thinking they were fighting for their rights. Lee was arguably smarter than that, but telling everyone around you to fuck off if you didn't want to be involved in the war is not easy to do. You have to turn your back on all of the idiots you care about.

    The wealthy landowners who didn't want their fucking business model interrupted by actually having to pay people for their labor can all rot in hell.
     
  49. Crepeswithasmile

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    i'm convinced you own a suit made of human skin.