Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

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    We might have lost a lot of sway nationally of late, but don't sell Texas short.
     
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  2. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    she gone...

    http://www.thedickinsonpress.com/ne...ed-kill-all-ya-somali-americans-will-be-fired

    “Whenever she gets here, she will be let go.” said a person at Fargo accounting firm Horab and Wentz, who would only identify himself as one of the firm's partners on Wednesday, July 26.

    The man said of Amber Elizabeth Hensley: “Her views are not ours." A couple phones could be heard ringing in the background.

    “Our phone has been ringing this morning hundreds of times. It’s ringing right now,” the man said. “We’re the ones getting the brunt of this. No one else is.”​
     
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  3. chuckmasterflex

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    They also read this totally real letter from a 9 year old at the press briefing. Said they will read letters from "children" at future briefings.
     
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  4. shawnoc

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    Latest on the BSA front is that the president of the BSA is also the president of AT&T so he can't say anything about Trump because he wants his support for the AT&T/Time Warner merger.
     
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  5. shawnoc

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    The homogeneity of all GOP female pundits is causing me to lose my taste for blondes, tbqh.
     
  6. BellottiBold

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    tiny blond girls are boring af aesthetically afaik
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    What the God damn fuck
     
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  8. indeed

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    Everybody already counts Texas as a terrible state with awful people. Texas is the California of shitty people. Huge population but you only get two senators, so the shittiness is unfairly underrepresented.
     
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  9. indeed

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    AG Session getting busy before he's canned. Attack on weed set for next week.
     
  10. steamengine

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    Texas produces a lot of good people too, they just aren't senators.
     
  11. ned's head

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    Wisconsin is the top heavy darkhorse with paul ryan and scott walker
     
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  12. Duval

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    Watson wants everyone to dm him shirtless pics too.

    Can't forget that.
     
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  13. UncleJesse

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    My neighbor had a Trump sign in his yard for the better part of a year. His daughter was recently diagnosed with cancer. He owns his own home improvement business and is likely insured through the ACA.
     
  14. timo

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    invite him to TMB. TIA.
     
  15. chuckmasterflex

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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I hope Pickle is Trump writing these to himself with his left hand.
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    I think it is Scaramucci trying to make a splash. Whoever is responsible, it is going to make an for an incredible paragraph whenever the definitive history book comes out about this administration.
     
  18. AIOLICOCK

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    The next time Dems have control over congress and the oval office, one of their first objectives should be granting DC statehood. :twocents:
     
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  19. three stacks

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    that would depend on state legislatures, no?
     
  20. AIOLICOCK

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    I don't believe so
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    El Oh El
     
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  22. indeed

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    Male Republicans would fight this to the death. They love playing Master over the people of DC and fucking with the goings on of the city. It's a heritage thing for them.
     
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  23. Duck2013

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    I think pickle is mystery Jim's son.
     
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  24. AIOLICOCK

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    If white dudes haven't gotten accustomed to being left behind by now, I doubt they ever will.
     
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  25. Mister Me Too

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    Merge Texas and OK, create a shitty haven for people that want to live in the 1950s, add D.C. as the 50th state.
     
  26. AIOLICOCK

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    Would need the approval of Texas and Oklahoma tho.
     
  27. Mister Me Too

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    Ok, amended it to Kansas and Oklahoma, that way you only need the Koch Brothers' approval.
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    DC does have a higher population than Vermont and Wyoming.

    Pretty stupid that they don't get representation in legislation that impacts the healthcare of DC residents.
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, I want Trump to fire Sessions because Sessions is a terrible AG.

    I bet both wishes will go unfulfilled.
     
  30. Iron Mickey

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    Why is alpha cuck mad at Sessions again?
     
  31. joe-

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    I want trump to fire sessions only if the act can be used to prove obstruction
     
  32. Festus McBadass

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    He's not going after Hillary
     
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  33. Iron Mickey

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    Pffft.
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    This sounded pretty hateful but then I saw your last sentence and realized it wasn't
     
  35. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    He hasn't squashed the Russia investigation.
     
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  36. Matt Foley

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    After firing Comey for "being too hard on Hillary."
     
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  37. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    Only if you have an inbred look with zero muscle definition :gocho:
     
  38. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    When you tweet like this ALL THE FUCKING TIME for months on end, you burn out the people who are sympathetic to your cause.

     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Sessions recused himself from the Russia investigation and can't screen Trump by firing Mueller.

    It is pretty obvious that Trump is obstructing justice into an investigation about a foreign power meddling in our election. But America is a frog sitting a pot of steadily increasing hot water. No one will acknowledge we are boiling until Mueller's investigation is complete despite the obvious.
     
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  40. WC

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    Lol they're "not on speaking terms." Apparently the White House is a middle school.
     
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  41. Lyrtch

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    so blaming Reince I see
     
  42. BellottiBold

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    There are good tweets and there are great tweets

     
  43. Duck2013

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    Fuckin love D.C. That town is swimming in ass.
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

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    "I went into this incredibly public role to achieve infamy, not to have my private affairs made public."
     
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  45. DollarBillHokie

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    I assume his financial disclosure is FOIAable and ever major news outlet has already requested it.
     
  46. VaxRule

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    Don't forget the countless number of dudes that put on cowboy boots to drive their medium duty crew cabs from their McMansions to the local office park.
     
  47. Gaknight

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    Best troll in this thread. Trumptards take notes.
     
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