Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mister Me Too

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    Kelly been part of this shit from the very beginning of the campaign, when he was a Homeland Security he was all in on this vilifying immigrants and Muslims, giving him the benefit of the doubt is what’s seriously misplaced.

    Guaranteed that if Trump wants to drop nukes on DPRK or go to war with Iran Kelly will fall in line.
     
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  2. chuckmasterflex

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  3. Blu Tang Clan

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    Kelly sucks. They all suck. Pence sucks and would be bad, but at least he wouldn't press the button because he's having an episode. But yeah, these people are cartoon villains, from being evil about unnecessary and banal shit to being bumbling idiots that can never quite get anything done because they're too incompetent.
     
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  4. BudKilmer

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    "Stick to sports you dumb football players" millions of mouth breathing trogdylytes say as this asshole starts an online petition :laugh:


     
  5. NYGator

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    He pretends better though, but yes worse in a different way. As much as I don’t want 4years, I might be more worried about Pence taking over and him gaining legitimacy to win the second term.
     
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  6. bro

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  7. Beeds07

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    Where's a sniper when you need one?
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump wants to rule as a fascist, but he is too lazy, stupid, and in the throws dementia to achieve it.

    I'm worried the next fuck won't be.
     
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  9. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yeah, he's exposed cracks in the system. He's too much of a buffoon to do anything with them, but someone who isn't a urine drinker might. He's a growth that's indicative of a bigger tumor that's grown underneath.
     
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  10. OHW

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    Then the very best thing you could say about him is that he's a miserable failure at his job.
     
  11. Gaknight

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    SO he started a petition that if it gets enough signatures he has to respond?
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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  13. BudKilmer

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    The Republican Party has been conquered permantantly by these ghouls
     
  14. Can I Spliff it

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    I mean, yes, but the bar's realllllly low right now
     
  15. shaolin5

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  16. BleedinGreen

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  17. NST

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    This is a thread for venting about Trump and I get that, but what would you do in Kelly's shoes?

    If you think Trump is dangerous and impulsive then someone has to babysit Trump, and to do it effectively, you'd have to let the vast majority of his BS roll off your back. You couldn't be constantly arguing with him and contradicting everything he said publically or you'd either get fired or you'd raise tensions to the point he constantly defied you just because he could, and you'd become ineffective.

    Kelly is an extreme right wing crackpot and he joined the Trump administration in support of Trumps stated agenda, but I think at this point Kelly is staying more out of fear of what would replace him or happen without him there than any desire to accomplish any of Trumps goals.
     
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  18. BWC

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    What good is that if he has to do the child’s bidding to stay? This is just absurd. It’s the excuse of the spineless.
     
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  19. bro

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  20. BWC

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    And we’re back to not saying what was said...
     
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  21. Teflon Queen

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    This is the moment he became president
     
  22. DollarBillHokie

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    Who is lying Trump or Kelly? Or Both?

    We need intrathread polls. GoodForAnother
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jesus, let's find that transcript/video. Gonna be amazing when she did nothing that Kelly said
     
  24. afb

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    you leave and tell every reporter and news channel what is going on in the white house
     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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    I can't pretend to be Kelly. I never served this country by joining the military because I didn't want to go to Iraq during the surge.

    But Kelly is supporting a president that is clearly unfit. There are stories of Kelly and Trump getting into shouting matches behind closed doors.

    If Kelly were to leave and publicly describe Trump's private behavior, it would force a decision by the congress.

    As comforting as the idea is that Trump's cabinet will contain him, there is little evidence that they have done so.
     
  26. DollarBillHokie

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    What has led you to believe Congress is willing and able to do anything?
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Oh absolutely nothing.

    But if Kelly, Mattis, or a group of Trump's cabinet came out and said that Trump was incapable of being president, it would force the issue.
     
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  28. timo

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    would it though? would it force them to do something? because I'm not convinced they'll do anything.
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

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    This is a wildly optimistic assumption, but if a member of Trump's cabinet, like Kelly or Mattis, resigned and described Trump's thought process and behavior publicly, the alarm bells would actually be heard by republicans in the Senate.

    I disagree wildly with Trump's views, but he is too demented to actually execute those aims.

    He is in the throws of dementia. He didn't remember the name of La David Johnson while calling his widow not because he is cruel monsters, but because his brain has gone bad.
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

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    Congress already knows all this. They can't not know.
     
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  31. timo

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    this is a good thread
     
  32. Teflon Queen

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    You sweet, sweet child of summer
     
  33. chuckmasterflex

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    True.

    My mom hates Trump with a passion. But she identities as a republican and defends Coker to the hilt because he said some sentences describing how reckless Trump is.

    My mom is the white moderate democrats dream about. She agrees with me on policy, but she is a 60+ year old college educated white woman, who insists that Trump isn't a republican. She won't vote democrat on policy.
     
  34. bertwing

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    Hopefully by "productive meeting" that means "beating Cotton into a vegetable"
     
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  35. OZ

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    As somebody that spent 3 years doing video journalism...

    I really would like to punch Fox News in the dick.

    Dude, before his brain ‘went bad’ he has; admitted to sexual harassment (assault), swindled people that worked for him, cheated on multiply wives, admits to cheating the tax system...

    Should I go on?

    Dude was a grade A pos well before his brain went to garbage. The only thing you get out of it going to garbage is a completely true representation of what was in there.
     
  36. VaxRule

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    #Michigan State Spartans
     
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  37. BP

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    OK been out of the country for about 2 1/2 weeks, last thing I remember is Price resigning. I won't even attempt to catch up. Anyone want to take a shot at cliff noting the past 15 or so days, I will shower you with a like. :feedme:
     
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  38. Taco Sa1ad

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    Yes
     
  39. BellottiBold

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    this motherfucking bullshit
     
  40. Jax Teller

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    Post 9/11 GI Bill doesn’t cover the costs of college if you have more than one kid.

    The daughter of one of my best friends is going to Alabama with tuition and fees waived due to his service disability. His GI bill Is being used to cover room and board, books, etc. I’m pretty sure there is a max benefit so his second oldest kid will use most of the rest of it on top of a couple small loans.
     
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  41. al1

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    So disgusting. Hope he dies soon
     
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  42. Jax Teller

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    I fucking told y’all. Kelly is a fucking disgrace to the uniform. Everything he does disrespects the flag and country more than if every person in the NFL kneeled during the anthem forever.
     
  43. Joe_Pesci

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    you've got it all wrong. when a man that is responsible for two wars that resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands and cost a trillion dollars, that explicitly ran against gay marriage to get reelected, starts talking about decorum, we ought to listen to and praise him for his level-headed comments without any sense of context.
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

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    i just watched john kelly's address to the press. in a void, it's about as straightforward an account as you're going to get about what happens after an american soldier is killed in combat. in context, it was one of the more cynical speeches that i can remember.

    all of this notwithstanding the embarrassment that is someone like john kelly having to hand-wave about what the president was "trying to say"
     
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  45. BudKilmer

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    Just face palming this country bc the cheetoh has made (of all things) gold star families, political issues
     
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