Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. VaxRule

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    :rolleyes:
     
  2. PeterGriffin

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    Why has Joe Biden not viciously executed the conservative SC Justices that were all appointed before his time? How could he just sit there and not dismember them limb from limb? No balls.
     
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  3. electronic

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    That’s a shitty survival bunker if it fails the first time it’s tested.
     
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  4. VaxRule

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    I mean he could. He could also just ignore their rulings and publicly declare them invalid. He could nominate more justices. He won’t because he feels maintaining normal and pretending the current courts opinions are valid and legally binding is “right.” When all it does is advance Donald Trump’s agenda.

    The Court has invalidated itself. But our president pretends otherwise. He doesn’t need to accept this reality.
     
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  5. Virgil Caine

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    You should Google “nullification.”
     
  6. HoosDaMan

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    A white nationalist lunatic built himself a bunker and got his daughter murdered by another nut. Eh
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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    There is a lot of downsides to being devoted to a political movement with a bunch of lunatic assholes. Namely, your allies are also fucking crazy.
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    This will be a centerpiece of the Republican Primary
     
  9. ~ taylor ~

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    The daughter was also a rwnj who lived with her parents at 32.
     
  10. Henry Blake

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    Fauci having to seek asylum in another country will be something.
     
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  11. HoosDaMan

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    Fox News starting to turn their anti-vaxx and climate change/global warming is a hoax propaganda machine on again. I watched Bret Baier go after Fauci tonight with BS.
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    I've no doubt that throwing Fauci in jail and being anti-vaccine is going to be very popular in a republican primary. But I know plenty of Trump voters who believe in vaccines. And outside a republican primary voters, this all seems fucking nuts.

    Trump would've won if he hadn't listened to those vaccine nut jobs. But now I guess DeSantis's lane is going to be running against vaccines and mask mandates that no longer exist.
     
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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Trump is pro vaccine. It was his Operation Warp Speed that helped get the vaccine out and he’s been pro-vaccine at al his rallies. He knows the anti-vax crowd will still vote for him regardless. DeSantis will have to run as completely anti-Trump/vaccine but that’s not going to help him win. They worship Trump
     
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  14. BlazingRebel

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    Sadly with what that fat fuck has started even if he fails this country is already fucked.
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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  16. afb

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    The Party of Trump

     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    I’d pay a small fortune to see Laura Ingraham tossed into a wood chipper
     
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  18. Biship

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  19. racer

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    Michigan fans way ahead of you
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    Is this a college baseball reference? If so, kudos!
     
  21. racer

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    No, those weirdos just put goatees on everything
     
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  22. Biship

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  23. BlazingRebel

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    I’d pay even more for her to get dangled over it for hours before being dropped slowly.
     
  24. southlick

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  25. JGator1

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    If the Dems had anything resembling the gop’s attack dogs we’d get daily segments about the parental failures of Trump diehards in Appalachia whose children od’ed while painting the Biden family support for Hunter as to why he’s still around.
     
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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    Looked good on me, though.
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Ahh, memories.

    Those pictured aren't giving Nazi salutes, they are all hold forth their phone to take a picture of Donald Trump. So don't read into it very much.
     
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  28. JGator1

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    What about if you’d advanced your personal profile as a reporter and wrote a book or two? He’s just such a zany disrupter going up against the establishment!!!!
     
  29. HoosDaMan

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    Lee Zeldin was not attacked. I finally got around to watching the video. A disturbed or drunk man reached for Zeldin’s microphone.
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    What if America was Singapore? Exciting times.
     
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  31. afb

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    It’s also apparently a plastic keychain that was on his hand
     
  32. HoosDaMan

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    Just spitballing here, but what if we executed ex-presidents for attempting a coup? Marched him or her out to the foot of the Capitol and hanged them by the neck until dead? Quite the message.
     
    #399732 HoosDaMan, Jul 22, 2022
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  33. HoosDaMan

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    A self defense Hello Kitty keychain. You can even see the keys in his hands
     
  34. HoosDaMan

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    I’m sure it’s been posted but the drunk grabs for the microphone and excuse me for linking a nut. One of the first videos of the frontal assault that pops up on the Twitter search.
     
  35. BlazingRebel

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    It was this those things can do some serious damage
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  36. HoosDaMan

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  37. BlazingRebel

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    Yeah they have quite a few different versions and variations the one I posted is what my fiancée and gf both got when they got a self defense key chain combination.
     
  38. VaxRule

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    Except he didn’t attack anyone with it. He was just open carrying like the 2nd amendment says he can.
     
  39. HoosDaMan

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    Based on the photo on the stage had some plastic version, and it still looks like he was reaching for the microphone but slow as fuck due to inebriation missed it.
     
  40. Biship

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  41. devine

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    This is so unbelievably funny, how can anyone like this guy

     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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    Do....do they know they keep stumping for the former, very obese president?
     
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  43. Jimmy the Saint

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    Trump was a svelte 239 IIRC
     
  44. Eathan Edwards

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    There's probably at least 100 additional quotes on par with those zingers in whatever speech that was.

    He's the most painful to listen to of the entire roster for me.
     
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  45. Eathan Edwards

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    The press corps should start addressing him as "Kiss my ass" exclusively - would be hilarious.

    "Kiss my ass, what do you think about the current situation in Ukraine?"
     
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  46. matistic

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    The irony of a man born Raphael, but insisting everyone call him Ted, complaining about pronouns is wonderful.
     
  47. Josey Wales

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    Ted is such a beta he belongs in a weird, restricted section of an adult video store circa 1987. Like I wish someone would punch his face into orbit.
     
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    DeSantis has no future on the national stage. He’s jeb bush uncharismatic.
     
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