Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pearl

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    Oh no, the wheels are falling off!

     
  2. Gaknight

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    Well good thing I dont
     
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  3. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    THAT’S MIKE LINDELL’S MUSIC!!!
     
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  4. pearl

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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    if I believed in prayer I’d pray she died a painful death.
     
  6. Constant

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    PILLOW FIGHT!!!
     
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  7. timo

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    all I want for Christmas is a crackhead as chair of the RNC
     
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  8. Can I Spliff it

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    Its true, we prosecute too much corruption of our public officials in the US
     
  9. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Romney is pretty insulated from the Trump crazies but I didn't mind seeing this

     
  10. Josey Wales

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    Historical footnote.
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  11. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Big Don is deep in a bowl of Campbell's chunky soup there
     
  12. Lyrtch

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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Folks, when you've lost Tim Stool...
     
  14. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I hate like almost all of those words and names.
     
  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Kills me every time without fail
     
  16. Lyrtch

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    what will slide by as insane because of Kanye storming out is that Tim Pool said Nick Fuentes can't be a white supremacist because hes hanging out with Kanye

    the most deranged take that shows how Pool is still a tool for white supremacy, but he understands the Fuentes/Ye/Milo way of propagating it is in fact VERY unpopular
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

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  18. TAXTAXTAX

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  19. Can I Spliff it

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  20. Handcuffed

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    were the meals here ever explained? it looks like mitt ordered some sort of appetizer for his dinner and donnie ordered that same appetizer for the table
     
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  21. pearl

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  22. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    To me it looks like the second course came out before Donnie was finished with his soup and the waiter was fired immediately after the photo was taken.
     
  23. 40wwttamgib

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    Donald ordered two appetizers he’ll struggle to finish before his well done steak and ketchup show up.
     
  24. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    It's pretty hilarious and sad that Trump has to pussyfoot around the Charlottesville white supremacists, Qanon members, and notorious neonazis because he doesn't want to risk alienating his supporters.
     
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  25. Josey Wales

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    Wealthy racist who admittedly doesn’t satisfy his wife. Oh yeah, literally and figuratively.
     
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  26. Truman

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    Building his whole persona about being a fundamentalist jew must really suck for Shapiro. It's the only thing holding him back from joining the rest of of his buds in full out ethno nationalism. He's like 90% there but that 10% is just forcing him to contradict all his friends, which Im sure he hates.
     
  27. Josey Wales

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    The 10% is his foreskin that was removed.
     
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  28. Truman

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    So youre saying having an anteater dramatically increases the likelyhood of you being a full out fascist.

    Interesting.
     
  29. Josey Wales

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    It was a reference to him being Jewish and having a briss, which makes him not quite accepted by his Nazi friends.
     
  30. Truman

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    Im aware.
     
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  31. Name P. Redacted

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  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Would be nice to see Kayne and Shapiro's fans beat each other to death in the streets.
     
  33. —

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    All this talk about a new American civil war is going to end up with various flavors of republicans having armed stand offs in their local Walmart parking lots
     
  34. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    If there’s no pandemic, it’ll be a good way to shave another couple hundred thousand off voter rolls for 2024.
     
  35. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  36. Handcuffed

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    that's a gigantic bowl of soup for a starter imo
     
  37. 40wwttamgib

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  38. Truman

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  39. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    What kind of sentence does a seditious conspiracy conviction carry?


     
  40. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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  41. beerme

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    death by public stoning
     
  42. Mister Me Too

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    You get to be a keynote speaker at CPAC and the RNC, plus a four year stint in the next republican president’s administration.
     
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  43. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    i can’t tell what’s a real believer post and what’s satire any more
     
  44. IV

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    that’s a riff on a real post he did about baseball
     
  45. GrizzliesDrew

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    Oh, FUCK YOU AP for writing shit like this.

     
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  46. THEBLUERAIDER

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    This guy has to be a parody account, right? It has to be a bit.
     
  47. lewis

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    it's almost verbatim to how Jacob Wohl would post, pre 2016 election. He's driving up his engagement numbers.