Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Did he just accuse a 2 year old obama of murdering jfk?

 

I bet not a single one has ever been in your kitchen.

 

Even more predictable than Tulsi Gabbard doing a "Why I left The Left" pivot.

 

Will Trump finally be arrested? Will hot tub guy louise mensch and the krassenstein brothers be vindicated after 6 years 3 different threads and 1,975 indictments? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

 

also even if he gets arrested it doesn't mean much

dude will be on 6 months house arrest or something and then have a rally the day it ends*

*im not a legal expert so I have no idea what his sentencing is even supposed to be

 

Well you’re forgetting a thing called a trial

 

as I said

not a legal expert

but I did forget about that and so even less of a chance of anything ever occurring

 

Kanye ruined his career by trying to impress that guy and the people who like him.

 

Call me whatever but I’d really enjoy an IRL dem verbally bullying jokers like ben with the same shit people say in online comments and then daring him to provoke a physical altercation.

The audacity for this one time critic of pre elected trump to try and spin that his numbers go up among the GOP (and not just a fragment of fucking chuds) after getting boat raced by Biden in 2020 is lunacy.

Ben needs to be shoved so far into a locker he comes out in narnia on the other end.

 

Put that kid on a watch list.

 

I think the only way is for trump to show Jesse his penis and if it’s shaped like a baby mushroom than we do have proof

 

Jason Selvig and Walter Masterson have provided some amazing content over the last few years. Hope they keep it up for a while.

 

I’ve never seen this before, I mean these dense, DENSE motherfuckers

 

Well shit

 

I’m gonna put some thoughts and prayers for a bullet for ben

 

Van, Kayleigh McEnany is not going to fuck you no matter how much you suck up to MAGA.

 

Probably don’t lie under oath you idiot

 

So they didn’t sack up for the testimony to nail trump and are now grifting Satan. Sounds about right.

 

Imagine actually being abstinent up until marriage only for procreation and being so excited to be like yes I’ll get the sex at least z3-4 times one for each kid we’re going to have, and then having quintuplets… maybe I should move this to the random thoughts thread

 

Don’t feel bad at all if she gets nailed for perjury. Fuck anyone who chooses to work at Fox

 

aka they're about to try and buy her testimony to stfu.

 

Not a good look during an on-going multi-billion dollar defamation case, Fox!

 

You actually did 5 sexes? Is that legal nowadays?

 

A culture of discrimination and retaliation against women at fox!??

 

He banged all 5 sexes to assemble the infinity gauntlet

 

GOAT tweet

 

there’s 6 infinity stones

 

Lawyers on this board: what's it called if they "coached" her to lie under oath and what are the consequences if proven? Tia

 

Suborning perjury is a crime and is almost never prosecuted.

 

What time do the riots start today?

 

presumably after 5 pm because all the hard working republicans will be working until then to pay taxes to support you free loading democraps.

 

A lot of posters apparently missed the taco Tuesday orientation meeting. The power point should be in your email.

 

But only five sexes

 

Yell Roll Tide loud enough for me to hear it on TV.

 

So we are going to need a flat gillig to show up on tv, you have time and the resources to make this happen Fancy . We are counting on you.