Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    Prosecute Trump for his crimes and we’ll prosecute Democrats for any crimes they committed.

    Left leaning voters- sure prosecute them.

    what an own.
     
  2. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    You had a truck when you were 6 years old?
     
  3. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I was a true lib and had a Prius at 4
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you didn’t? Tough way to find out you weren’t loved.
     
  5. Andy Reocho

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    I was drinking almond milk out of my bottle at 2, like a proper little lib
     
  6. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I aborted my twin in the womb

    Try and out-lib me
     
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  7. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    God I would love to cave this dudes head in.
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Imagine if this was a liberal vs a "White Lives Matter of Ohio" member

     
  9. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    You better pack a lunch.
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    I’ve always wondered what motivates MTG. Like what makes her tick, you know?
     
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  11. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    lol because his head is so damn big?
     
  12. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    That's the joke.youtubes
     
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  13. DirtBall

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    Was this an attack on Christianity?
     
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  14. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Attention? It's like she and the Lake woman think they are in competition for Trump's VP
     
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  15. pearl

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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Better pack a lunch for that fucking fivehead.
     
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  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Portnoy sucks ass
     
  19. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    This is cosa nostra the boss is the boss you can't muscle in on his action

     
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  20. SD_Irish

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    Portnoy is a smooth brained moron. A detestable one at that.
     
  21. BudKilmer

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    I love this so much

     
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  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    "That's my money!"
     
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  23. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    see you next tuesday, huh?

    it's like it writes itself
     
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  24. herb.burdette

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    60 Minutes skews to an older boomer crowd. All television news does.
     
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  25. cutig

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    I hope she was involved in Georgia
     
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  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :laugh:
     
  27. herb.burdette

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    There a couple of churches in Ohio who have paired up with the LGBT community to humanize these issues. I think it’s fantastic. Let the haters hate.
     
  28. Fran Tarkenton

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    Barstool does not do politics
     
  29. Truman

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    If they can come after Trump for hush money related to being a sex pest, they can come for any Presidentes

    - Portnoy, probably
     
  30. SD_Irish

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    These people really are the worst of the worst. It’s stunning how the MAGA gravitational pull almost exclusively attracts assholes and scumbags of epic proportions.
     
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  31. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    100% he's gonna spend at least some of that $ to cheat on his wife with a porn star.
     
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  33. JGator1

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    Surely she won't need or request any of that big government socialism after the awful tornadoes there today.........

     
  34. chuckmasterflex

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    I can’t stand when American tax dollars are wasted on frivolous things like prosecuting corrupt politicians
     
  35. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Democrats are risking turning Trump into the next Nelson Mandela if they aren’t careful
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    because black culture identifies with criminals and people who go to jail.
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

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  39. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Same shit as the annual federal help that desantis and hot wheels request
     
  40. Hank Scorpio

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    He's trying to be an edge lord, but I wish the 1st indictment would have been literally any of his other crimes we have a clear record of.

    No one cares he paid for sex. A lot of people have a big problem with his Georgia election interference, inciting an insurrection, and his well documented financial/ tax fraud.
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    I suspect that of the 34 counts Trump was charged with, many of them have to do with falsifying business records in addition to the Stormy Daniels stuff.
     
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  42. DirtBall

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    Sorry, but fuck em. The fed should deny any help and tell them “either vote for real leaders or move.” It’s the only way these Shit holes states will learn.
     
  43. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Garbage take
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    Sorry. But supporting shit politicians has to end in Shit results. The only way these 38% ever learn their way.
     
  45. Handcuffed

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    lmao

    i don't think it's a surprise that the board's biggest portney fans were also in the bush jr thread that was recently bumped

    faux progressive losers
     
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  46. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    It’s also not that he paid for sex. It’s that he paid her off with campaign funds.