Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Gaknight

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    Why on earth would Biden pardon Trump? It would be political suicide
     
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  2. Buns

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    Between the spewing of Russian propaganda in the Ukraine thread, and the take that Biden would pardon donny t… user Artoo sure does offer some interesting commentary.
     
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  3. afb

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  4. Artoo

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    Hi, yes. Do you know anything about political centerist Joe Biden? Mr Reach Across the Aisle? The guy who may not even live to see a next term? What about him would ever make you think that he cares about the optics of pardoning Trump?
     
  5. Artoo

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    Just so everyone else knows Russian propaganda is when you don't post Ukrainian propaganda.
     
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  6. nexus

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    weird, Artoo is usually so measured and thoughtful
     
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  7. NilesIrish

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    Uhhh, Biden has consistently been up front that Trump and MAGA are dangerous to the country. He’s not pardoning that.
     
  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:

    Ukraine was the aggressor
     
  9. CaneKnight

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    Biden would lose a solid portion of people, to the point that he'd lose the election if he pardoned Trump. Like what on Earth???
     
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  10. cutig

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    This is the stupidest take posted itt in a long time, and that's saying something
     
  11. CaneKnight

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    Like people would legit riot if Biden pardoned Trump and I'm not kidding about this.
     
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  12. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    I thought we were going to get to see the trump perpwalk parade today
     
  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    User Artoo is just workshopping column ideas for the NYT opinion section.
     
  14. Gizmoandsooz

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  15. Gaknight

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    You are really dumb
     
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  16. Artoo

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    Great discourse
     
  17. duc15

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    Isn’t Trump being charged for crimes that he can’t receive a pardon for? Excuse me if I’m a moron.
     
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  18. HoosDaMan

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    It’s like a funeral procession. I love it
     
  19. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    siap -- really excellent (warning: quite long) thread here:
     
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  20. Seavie

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    Suggesting that Biden would pardon Trump is like suggesting Yosemite Sam would shake hands with Bugs Bunny.
     
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  21. bertwing

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    So much for the tolerant left!
     
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  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Thank you
     
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  23. Artoo

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  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    They fact checked her on a comment and gave no pushback when she didn’t answer. That’s the issue with these shows. If you’re not going to ask follow up questions (left or right. I don’t fucking care) then why bother having people on?
    Also, all you’re really done was lose credibility with smart people and give these guests shit to fund raise on. It’s lose/lose but these dummies can’t help themselves.
     
  25. Beeds07

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    No, no, no
    No

    So they would give Trump a chance to look like a victim (dumb people don’t understand pardons)? Nah.
     
  26. southlick

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  27. HoosDaMan

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    lol
     
  28. BB-8

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    couldn't agree more.

    BB-8>R2D2
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    Easy over

    Also want to see measured at like 5'11"
     
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  30. CaneKnight

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    Gonna check this out later
     
  31. Mister Me Too

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  33. HoosDaMan

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    Why did the Doge dog appear when I clicked on that tweet? Elon again
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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    Joe Biden is more likely to have Trump and Rudy Giuliani impaled on the White House Lawn than issue a pardon. Fucking robots don't know shit.
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    On his way to turn himself in for paying hush money to a porn star with campaign funds, just like Jesus did.
     
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  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    On my sweet jesus, just saw the same thing. What a fucking loser.
     
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  37. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    its at the top of the twitter webpage as well now
     
  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I'll allow it if he's flogged by a cat o' nine tails and nailed to a couple of 2x4's at the conclusion of a 20 minute trial
    :twocents:
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    "Sent a box of hats out to those gathering" :laugh:
     
  40. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  41. Josey Wales

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    I just watched that trump/Hannity interview and lmao. Mfer says “did you know they paid Nixon $18 million (for records)”.

    Without a shadow of a doubt this fat fuck rich guy took records, at minimum, to shake down the govt and get money for sending them back.
     
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  42. bertwing

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    Maybe Trump changes course mid flight and goes to Russia or something and becomes a fugitive
     
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  43. Redav

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    I wouldn't bet on this happening but I also think it's an undervalued alternative. It would also provide such good content.
     
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  44. Upton^2

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    Are those people standing on the road saluting him? Lmao

    what about all the “don’t these people have jobs” we heard during previous protests
     
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  45. EdmondDantes

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    how could Biden even pardon trump when he was hanged by a secret military tribunal at Guantanamo several years ago?
     
  46. Artoo

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    You raise an excellent counterpoint.
     
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  47. Artoo

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    I'd actually believe those people are there standing by for any time he leaves Mar-a-Lago. True Patriots that salute their fallen king wheneber he leaves his fortress of solitude.

    Are they allowed in to meet him? Never. But they know, he definitely stands for them
     
  48. steamengine

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    What this means for trump’s chances in 24 my column: