Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NYGator

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  2. Prospector

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  3. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Not great, Jon!
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Some lib gonna caught in friendly fire.

    For the good of the whole
     
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  5. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  6. Detlef Schrempf

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    Who could’ve protected a twitter technical issue in the year of our lord 2023?
     
  7. El Tiburon

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    Few things would make me happier than the chuds hearing rumors that Elon purposely tanked Meatball because he’s actually part of the deep state and has been playing them.
     
  8. Iron Mickey

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    very good point, my bad, s/o to the USSR for doing the heavy lifting
     
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  9. *DIESEL*

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  10. bro

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  12. a.tramp

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    I am not usually fan of bullying people in a fashion that they do harm to themselves but I really hope Elon and Meatball get bullied in a fashion that they do harm to themselves. My word what a disaster. This can’t be real can it?
     
  13. ned's head

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    I really hope meatball hangs on until a debate, but it's hard to see him surviving this initial humiliation. Might even have to leave the country
     
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  14. NYGator

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  15. bro

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    Elon is such an easy target. So dumb for Ron to tie himself to him
     
  16. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    how the fuck could you miss the opportunity to edit this in there

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  17. beerleagueman

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  18. Prospector

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  19. Doc Louis

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    Ron DeSantis calls it just another Wednesday
     
  20. Prospector

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  21. El Tiburon

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    On a slightly bonkier note:

     
  22. BudKilmer

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    Destroying meatball online
     
  23. Prospector

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  24. Handcuffed

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    gotta think elon and desantis immediately pivot for a better news story

    when is dave chappelle's next show?
     
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  25. Bricktop the white

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    it was over for juiceless ron the moment the soyjaks started getting made.

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  26. MJH

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    I am deceased after seeing them include the clip of his awkward laugh.
     
  27. Prospector

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    I mean they are all so beautiful
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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    Cometh the hour cometh the man
     
  29. DrTomOsbourne

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    What a great night
     
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  30. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Omg
     
  31. steamengine

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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. Bricktop the white

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    This guy had it clocked man. September 22.
     
  34. Josey Wales

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    Gop co-opting facts and common sense as “their brand” really means nothing matters and don’t take anything seriously.
     
  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I think Trump might jeopardize Desantis' governorship when all is said and done. This is gonna be a hard fall for the little porker
     
  36. Can I Spliff it

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    Concerning
     
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  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. SD_Irish

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    All these conservative fuckers are weird sounding and beyond awkward, it’s truly amazing. Not one normal human being among them. Not a single one.
     
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  39. ohhaithur

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    It's amazing how eager a large portion of the country is to embrace fascism, but they keep putting forward the most incompetent fascists possible
     
  40. Jigga

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    No, that’s the most competent they get
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Really looking forward to the two hour long Trump speeches that only reference things he was mad about previously. Trump is going to do 13 minutes on why steam is better in Fort Worth, Texas.
     
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  43. Can I Spliff it

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  44. bro

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  45. IanBoyd

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    Energy
     
  46. bertwing

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    I truly hope shawn made millions off that logo
     
  47. IanBoyd

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    The "The Mainboard" will never not be funny to me.
     
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  48. afb

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    fify
     
  49. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Internet was made for nights like this
     
  50. Can I Spliff it

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