Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

cc: fuck around and find out thread

 

Amazing, wish I could collect millions of dollars if not tens of millions of dollars by telling a large media corporation to abandon their core audience and kill their business.

 

Zaslov just gonna find some other convenient idiot to try the same shit

 

Where do I submit my resume

 

Jfc

 

I hate it here

 

that makeup job. Woof

 

Has she had work done? She looks different

 

or or ORRRRRR it's the opposite and the only thing good for business is wild ass speculation and outright lies

 

Yes yes. Please no one shop there. The less people there the better.

 

Can you imagine if libs went o Walmart and did the same thing over guns? They’d lose their minds.

 

They would get shot by another customer. Who are we kidding about what would happen?

 

Brace yourself. Mike Pence might do something interesting.

 

He’ll figure out a way to make it as vanilla as possible.

 

He's a dogshit traitor who should die in prison like the rest of them and I couldn't give a fuck less what he has to say

 

Mike Pence is the most cowardly man alive so I'll believe he takes any kind of tough stance when I see it.

 

I’d argue worse cowards in the gop but he’s the most fucking lame by a mile. Without nuance we let too many of these people off the hook. Cruz, for instance, is probably the most pathetic.

 

I’m all in

 

Not sure why I'm watching this, but Pence is breathing like he's a pug.

 

Did he do a running entrance?

 

Goes into McDonalds..."You should switch to only sushi"...escorted off the property.

 

The son of the leader for the Oregon GOP did a heil hitler salute next to a swastika and her response was basically "sorry you're offended. The school is punishing him".

How fucking hard is it to condemn Nazis? Something like this:

"I would like to address the incident promptly and take appropriate measures to rectify the situation. To begin, I have had a serious conversation with my son to ensure he understands the gravity of his actions, the historical significance, and the harm they cause. We have engaged in an open dialogue about the consequences of such behavior and its impact on individuals and communities."

The non-apology from a state party leader is worse than the act itself.

 

disagree, I would think the Florida grand jury is looking at people guilty of obstruction the DC jury is looking at the handling of documents charges (trump)

 

Nothing to lose…doesn’t tip toe. The lame weight jokes write themselves.

 

Lmao

 

Nm wrong guy but lol

 

RIP Jimmy Pesto Sr

 

His clapping is bothering me. Can't stop thinking of

 

That’s definitely the clap of a man who’s been at eye level of another dudes junk.

 

Pence comes in off the top rope: “Mother says Trump is a cotton-headed ninnymuggins and at times I’m almost inclined to consider that she might be right!”

 

Is it really happening?! If this was 6 months ago I would have sent so many text messages to right-wing family members when the indictment drops but now I will just sit back with peace of mind.

 

we got him?

 

Just so we aren’t sourcing from rando Twitter accounts:

 

here is the actual story

edit: beat to the punch

 

Real question is, will he actually be sentenced to jail or not?

 

It's hilarious and tragic commentary that this is about as clear cut as a 'we got em' moment as it gets, and everyone is like 'ehhhhh'

 

Yes. Then Biden pardons him for #Unity.