Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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    I’ll react more gleefully after he straps on a suicide vest and takes DeSantis with him. But I has to actually happen.
     
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  2. Josey Wales

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    Do really need indicted trump to rail on the meatball and weaken him further.
     
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Better yet, he wins the presidency from jail and pardons himself and everyone is like “oh well we tried.”
     
  4. Lyrtch

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    Uk independent not exactly the times
     
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  5. poor paul

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  6. PeterGriffin

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    “It is understood that prosecutors intend to ask grand jurors to vote on the indictment on Thursday, but that vote could be delayed as much as a week until the next meeting of the grand jury to allow for a complete presentation of evidence, or to allow investigators to gather more evidence for presentation of necessary.”

    a timing bit from the article.
     
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  7. Mix

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    Biden should pardon him and say I just want to beat his ass again.
     
  8. Fran Tarkenton

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    lmao at whining about curating a reputation for tracking right

    the ultimate :magatears:

     
  9. Illinihockey

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    I don’t see how you let him plead to something that doesn’t include jail time of what he did is true.
     
  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Biden should say “Let me ask Hunter :getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
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  11. Illinihockey

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    He’s going to be under 2 indictments and there’s at least one more coming soon and probably a 4th in the future. What a fucking moron
     
  12. Josey Wales

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    Imagine the litany of crimes he committed throughout the course of his private life to pull this shit as president.
     
  13. BudKilmer

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    I hope he fucking dies in jail, and I wish he’d finished the job on these two lol


     
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  14. ned's head

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    It's hard to imagine someone making a more catastrophic blunder that everyone knew would result in ruin than meadows resigning from Congress to be trump's 100th chief of staff.

    Just outstanding stuff to see come to fruition.
     
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  15. Name P. Redacted

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    mark meadows catching felonies makes me happy
     
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  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. chuckmasterflex

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    The worst people in the world are fighting again
     
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  18. Josey Wales

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    They should send him to gitmo just for committing voter fraud.
     
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  19. Josey Wales

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    Looks up from the resolute desk and says “No. I don’t think I will.” *tears pardon in half*
     
  20. VaxRule

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    He’s not out of a job because he wasn’t an honest journalist. He’s out of a job because he got publicly embarrassed in The Atlantic.
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    Ideally Steve Bannon would spend the rest of his life in that prison Bane put Batman in
     
  22. Biship

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    He was great on mr. Show
     
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  23. bro

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    wow, can't believe you are a traitor too
     
  24. CUAngler

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    Trump worse than doc rivers at closing things out
     
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  25. ned's head

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    He got herman cain, so it's not like he got totally blanked
     
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  26. Josey Wales

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    So the vp is saying trump asked him to overturn the election, trump is recorded asking for votes, and Fox News knew they were lying all along.

    Very neat.
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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    lmao forgot Herman Cain’s dumbass died because of that rally :laugh:

    in hell! :warn:
     
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  28. DuffandMuff

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    I remember last year I got a nice little direct deposit in my account from the state of California because we had a surplus. Much better than human trafficking.
     
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  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    And he's still going to be the GOP nominee by a long shot :laugh:
     
  30. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Desantis is such a whiny bitch whenever he gets the slightest press from the media. He folds like a $10 tent in seconds. Very beta.
     
  31. PeterGriffin

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    $47B surplus in CA vs a pauper’s $21.8B in FL. 39.2M people in CA vs a bitchmade 21.8M in FL.
    8.5 gun deaths per 100k in CA vs 12.2 in FL.
    99.9 covid deaths per 100k in CA vs 111.7 in FL.

    I’m beginning to think CA might be better than FL.
     
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  32. bwi2

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    im not half the Republican campaign strategist that chuckmasterflex is but I don’t think this is a winning message
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    A) Florida’s budget surplus is not there because of anything DeSantis did. Florida’s primary sources of revenue are tourism taxes and property taxes, and the fact that a real estate boom doubled home prices in just a couple of years means the state was making at least twice as much in property taxes.

    B) Hey, asshole, those dollars belong to Floridians because they came from Floridians. I thought conservatives hated welfare. If Texas couldn’t afford to pay maybe they needed to grab those ol’ bootstraps.
     
  34. chuckmasterflex

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    nm
    The big man is cool, calm, and collected as always
     
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  35. Handcuffed

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    fake
     
  36. Deep dirt

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    Like a dog!! Playing the hits LOL
    What about the generals?!? Were they crying?!?

    apparently fake goddamn it
     
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  37. CaneKnight

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    This is so good :laugh:
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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  39. Can I Spliff it

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  40. Biship

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  41. NYGator

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  42. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Serious trouble huh?
     
  43. BudKilmer

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  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    We’re back in the 2017 reply guy era
     
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  45. Gallant Knight

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    Texas has a $37,000,000,000 surplus

    both the Texas house and senate want to refund part of that as property tax relief. They can’t agree how to do it. So it’s just sitting there. Fun times.
     
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  46. Tommy Jefferson

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    Super Republican of DeSantis go give charity to the wealthy
     
  47. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  48. Vito Corleone

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    A very stable genius