Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Trump had 38 total counts yesterday in Florida, 31 of which were the espionage act.
     
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  2. ned's head

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  3. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    so how many dozens of people show up Tuesday?
     
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  4. Hank Scorpio

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    "We can feign outrage at the ruling class breaking laws, but we're not actually supposed to do anything about it!"

    - WSJ OpEd, probably
     
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  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    If there's violence Tuesday.. tiny d won't call in the guard. What happens there? Do we have to send in the army?
     
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  6. beerme

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    let them burn their own State to the ground ‍♀️
     
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  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Did the WSJ just invoke the Terrelle Pryor postulate as the basis for a column again?
     
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  8. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    This is pretty funny
     
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  9. BudKilmer

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  10. The Hebrew Husker

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    Are the odds something actually comes from all of this greater than 1%?
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s hard to imagine a scenario where the army is brought in. Well it’s not hard to imagine but it’s pretty extreme.
     
  12. ned's head

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    Luckily most of the proud boys are in prison or awaiting trial, but getting a few more wouldn't be a bad thing
     
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  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Laughing at the thought of the boomers and black rifle bois gaining critical mass. J6 was their shot.
     
  14. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    The chuds aren’t going to do shit, except post like badasses with their guns and pretend they’re going to overthrow tyranny or whatever other buzzword is popular.

    After January 6, any public gathering of any significance is going to be met with overwhelming police oversight.
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    yep there will be more media types than right wing protestors there
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    Damn
     
  17. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I'm old enough to remember being told we had to let the American people decide on a supreme court justice when they denied hearings on Garland and then installed Amy Coney Barrett when voting had already begun.

    Also, a vote will be taken by the jurors that represent the people and vote on his guilt or innocence.
     
  18. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

  19. dblplay1212

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    That was great
     
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  20. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yes he would have secret service agents protecting him at all times if he goes to prison.
     
  21. Josey Wales

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  22. Illinihockey

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    Hearing the rights false equivalency argument about Biden and Hillary has been a delight
     
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  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Every time he speaks I think of the “the racists think he’s a racist” debate.
     
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  24. BudKilmer

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  25. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Watching these people continue to push for treason over a guy who literally cannot stop admitting g to the crimes he’s being indicted for is just amazing.
     
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  26. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Republicans have won one popular vote in the last 30 years but have named 4 of the last 6 SCOTUS judges because the will of the people don’t matter, rather whether or not you’ve left your shitty hometown.
     
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  27. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Are they trying to out-satire NYT Pitchbot?
     
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  28. JonathanCoachman

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    I bet if not for 9/11 breaking this countries collective brain, 1988 would have been the last time they won the popular vote.
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Real "Trump indicted on 37 federal felony charges. Here's why that's bad for Biden" energy

    WaPo is its own pitchbot
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Did his lawyer essentially tell on him bc he was trying to do crimes?
     
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  31. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Just a reminder that in Florida you can drive into protestors now
     
  32. dblplay1212

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    Bush in 04 and Trump in 16 is two right?
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    Trump didn’t win the popular vote
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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    This guy is even too weird to bite the heads off chickens at the carnival
     
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  35. The Banks

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    Hillary very famously won the popular vote by 3M votes but we have this archaic thing called the electoral college.
     
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  36. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Because imaginary map lines are apparently more important than majority rule in an election.
     
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  37. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    All of this is supposed to be some secret call to arms. I would hope one of our esteem Louisiana guys would murck him as soon as it starts.
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    Drop one of the shit tier states and send them packing there. Make dc and or PR a state and you possibly don’t have even change the flag.
     
  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Mississippi and Arkansas (sorry dudes, need to be south or id include Indiana) for DC and PR. Maybe throw in a 2029 protected first round pick.
     
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  40. BudKilmer

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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm pretty sure our Arkansas posters understand
     
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  42. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    so who would be interested in these items

    Russians
    Chinese

    and who else?
     
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  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    North Korea
    Saudi Arabia
    Turkey
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    Literally anybody since we always starting shit.
     
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  44. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Any of them have anything to gain from saying Trump offered to sell them this stuff?
     
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  45. Gaknight

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    Can’t wait for Congress to give even more of our tax dollars to the military thanks to Trump
     
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  46. DuffandMuff

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    $2 trillion a year only for a narcissistic, serial sexual assaulting pedophile to advertise our biggest vulnerabilities to the worst regimes in the world.

    Fox News: Sleepy Joe, Hilary, hunter and LGBTQ is our biggest threat.
     
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  47. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Chances are pretty good that screenshots of some docs were sent over something like Signal.
     
  48. ned's head

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  49. ned's head

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