Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. sflnole

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    Just more targeting of Conservatives
     
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  2. dump

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  3. sflnole

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    They will be, in 2021.
     
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  4. fsutony

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    My brother was a cop and my other brother was a high school football coach that I thought loved his players. Now they are just N Words and ghetto babies. How do people get so broken that they think this way. They aren’t struggling they have no reason to act this way. I have no love for these people now. I hate racist people so I guess the one positive is that I know who they truly are now. People say you should always love your blood but I can’t.
     
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  5. VaxRule

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    RePuBlIcAnS aRe GoOd At BuSiNeSs
     
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  6. MORBO!

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    Blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Who cares if they're family...fuck 'em. You don't have to have a relationship with someone solely because you share a couple tiny strands of DNA with them.
     
  7. Bishop

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    Facebook plan and simple. They see enough on there to think it's ok to act that way.
     
  8. NilesIrish

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    Why am I not shocked that Anti-vaxx bullshit has made it's home in the right as trying to kill off whites.
     
  9. HoosDaMan

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    I haven’t associated with half my family for years.
     
  10. Redav

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    Yeah you can't associate with people using the n word on the reg. I mean... yeah wow
     
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  11. sflnole

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    I audit nursing home operators, every now and then. The payor mix for your typical nursing home is usually around 40% Medicare, 20-50% Medicaid (or Managed Medicaid) 15-30% Commercial (private health insurance, not Managed Care/Caid), 10-25% Workerscomp, Self Pay, Union, etc...


    There’s a 60 to 90% chance we or the residents of Iowa are paying for this lady’s healthcare and she’s not concerned with who’s paying for it now.
     
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  12. fsutony

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    Did have one funny moment when she told my mom that my son’s autism was called my his shots and my mom replied by telling her that if she ever said that in front of her again she would kill her. Shit got real for a second.
     
  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    LIKE AND SHARE NOW BEFORE ITS DELETED!!
     
  14. fsutony

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    Oh shit now my mom is telling her all the good things Obama did for this country and she can read his book if she wants to learn about a real man. She tried to come back by saying trump is a billionaire and she should read his book. My mom with the snappy comeback saying she doesn’t read coloring books.

    Ok now I have kicked her out. She used they damn word again. Well that was fun. My mom is so pissed lol.
     
  15. NilesIrish

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    I've told this before but I have "friends" mostly parents of my friends who get like 3 beers in them and just start firing n-bombs. The worst is a former cop, he does the shit stone sober and got fired from Lowes for asking out an underage girl that worked with him. He is in his 60's. I have stories for days about this POS.

    My family has a wide divide My dad's side is hard left other than my one uncle (who retired to a union pension) My mom's side is weird Most are "Reagan R's" that hate Trump, My grandma worshiped Barbara Bush, Then one wing is straight hillbilly confederate flag waving Trumpers, it's so bizarre. The worst is my one cousin who looks like a dime store duck dynasty character and constantly bitches about welfare when he has 7 kids does not pay child support to his ex and lives whit his second family at my aunt's house. He would suck off Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Trump all at once.
     
  16. NilesIrish

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    Hug your mom for me.
     
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  17. Tug

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    This is all happening over breakfast or something? It’s 1030 in the morning
     
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  18. NilesIrish

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    I'd pay to see his mom launch a waffle at her.
     
  19. fsutony

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    They have a hotel but they come over at like 7am. They are leaving tomorrow she brought my Aunt from Indiana down so my mom could see her because she has been sick.
     
  20. fsutony

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    Thought she was gonna hit her with Obama book she was carrying that thing around like a bible during the fight.
     
  21. Tug

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    I wouldn’t even let them in if they show up at 7am. Regardless of language that’s too damn early
     
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  22. fsutony

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    Yep woke my kid also. It’s hard to get an autistic kid to sleep. Why would anyone get up at 5am just for the hell of it.
     
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  23. joe-

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    I can barely read this thread in the morning let alone deal with that
     
  24. prerecordedlive

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    Let her back in. Tell her she can do her racism in the basement but you’ve got a busted pipe and it’s slowly going to fill up. You’ve been meaning to call a plumber and someone to fix the door since it’s real tricky and keeps getting stuck.
     
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    The most N-words I've ever heard were from a pair of young, white Chicago police and a pair of older, white Detroit fire fighters. Those were both one time events.
     
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  26. Sub-Zero

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    Like Trump's startup businesses - Schilling's was also a massive failure and fraud that robbed taxpayers
     
  27. fsutony

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    Oh and the racist bitch is a gator and Miami hurricane fan. What in the actual fuck. Is Daytona full of crazy people?
     
  28. fsutony

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    I’m gonna post some shit from her Facebook later that shit is wild. Q anon and anti Vaxx crazy shit.
     
  29. sflnole

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  30. sflnole

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    Dp
     
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  31. bertwing

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    Fuck
     
  32. bertwing

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    Literally the least funny family in history
     
  33. NilesIrish

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    #dad is so fucking weird
     
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  34. sflnole

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    Follow-up from yesterday's Bill Mitchell post:

     
  35. bertwing

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    I mean it shouldn’t be shocking that a guy as white trash as John Daly who basically lives at Hooters is a Trump fan.
     
  36. Gaknight

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    So Daytona’s 2 claims to fame are Bike week and NASCAR. I’m going let you figure out the people that call it home.
     
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  37. sflnole

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  38. Homo Erectus

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    My immediate family are fine, but there are a couple of distant redneck yokel cousins from Oklahoma that I didnt invite to my wedding bc i know they were low key racist. Didn't want to tempt fate if they were drinking. Plus i only ever saw them at funerals.

    My wife is half asian/half greek, one groomsman was Jewish, lead usher was black, another groomsman's wife was Venezuelan. Best man's gf was Ukrainian. Wife's Uncle by marriage is Bolivian and so on.

    It was like a UN delegation and that was asking for trouble if cousin's started drinking.
     
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  39. Homo Erectus

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    Daly's basically been drunk for last 30 years. He can hit golf ball a country mile, but he's not exactly known for making good decisions.
     
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  40. sflnole

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  41. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Never realized how much Boris Johnson and Daly look like each other.
     
  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Nice humblebrag at not having mostly pieces of shit in your family.
     
  43. NilesIrish

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    My parents moved into a lily white old person neighborhood, the neighbors are now a Jamaican-Lithuanian couple and a Mexican-Iranian couple, and my buddy from high school who's white as shir but has a garage that is always open and fridge full of beer. They are planning a "taste of Hawthorne" block party and shutting down the cul de sac to put grills in the street. It's cool
     
  44. Bruce Bowen

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    Nah leave it there
    Growing up my dad's racism would show through every once in awhile. My uncle a lot. My brother who is also a cop got way worse after he became a cop. A couple years back I got sick and tired of it and started calling them out for the shit they would say. I told my Mom recently if I'm around and someone drops an N bomb I will tell them how much a racist piece of shit they are and promptly leave. I have a young son and I'll be damned if any of that kind of shit is said around him.
     
  45. Homo Erectus

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    My family is plenty dysfunctional. Luckily just most of them arent racist. lol
     
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  46. Bishop

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    Can't wait to see her post about getting thrown out after trying to "Enlighten" Y'all.
     
  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's just kind of tough to read this when me and many others really struggle on what to do with extended and immediate family who have some horrible views (although they aren't dropping n-bombs). I'm getting close to just figuring out if we can move overseas, my wife is at odds with me because we specifically moved closer to my side of the family and then Trump got elected, my daughter was born, and everyone is okay with being an open bigot. I struggle everyday with what to do, do I just never let my daughter see her cousins again because my brother and his wife are probably the worst in their racist beliefs.

    Just gets tiring to see people talk about how their family isn't as awful as some of ours, even though that's my own issue.
     
  48. Sammy Meatballs

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    yes
     
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  49. Lyrtch

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    Nice little side story
     
  50. VaxRule

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    How long until his lawyers force him to put out a “guys, I was doing a comedy” tweet?
     
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