Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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  2. London Humphreys

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    Only highly adept teachers...

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  3. sflnole

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    It's summer, Chuck :awesomeface:
     
  4. Prospector

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    AND, get this, it fucking snowed in Australia
    Idiot libs
     
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  5. Redav

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    Imagine electing someone to the Senate that fucking dumb.
     
  6. ned's head

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  7. Dick Dollars

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    The goggles tan is pretty god damn noticeable here
     
  8. Doc Louis

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    Oh to dream those wild Kentucky dreams
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    That means he has time to talk because he's not working.
     
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  10. GrizzliesDrew

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    I feel so bad for the poor, innocent elementary student who will have to kill himself before morons learn how fucking idiotic arming teachers is.
     
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  11. Bruce Wayne

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    That will never happen
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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  13. Mister Me Too

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    I agree, what’s likely to happen is that kids will be getting shot by teachers because they were in fear for their life and eventually that becomes the norm.
     
  14. Jimmy the Saint

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    Student? I think you forgot an s there.
     
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  15. cutig

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    Thread title imo GoodForAnother
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    it seems like a mature country would use immigrants for this problem

    oh....oh no....

     
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  17. Killy Me Please

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    "I think he thought I was part of it but I wasn't — I was the good part of it," remarked Dawson. "Everything's good. I love the guy. He's the best thing that ever happened to this country."


    If he took a steaming hot shit on their faces they'd ask to wipe his ass for him.
     
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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    Better to die than to be cared for by imm’grants takin’ jobs from folks that don’t want ‘em.
     
  20. cutig

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    Saying it's trumps nominee ignores the actual problem
     
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  21. Prospector

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  22. The Banks

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    The liberal media is working with college students to attack whites.
     
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  23. Doc Louis

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    I'll wait for them to do the Vermont thing and pay people to move there. It'll be great for summer getaways.
     
  24. Doc Louis

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    Also surely they didn't already have jobs paying $50/hour, why not quit and do that if they're in Maine?
     
  25. Jimmy the Saint

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    It’s gonna be a stop on the way on to, the 51st state, Greenland.
     
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  26. soulfly

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    ISIS is funding Antifa to wire tap Trump tower.
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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    George Soros is extorting Isis to begin white genocide.

    This one happens to be true though.
     
  28. Doc Louis

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    True. Even though the article says the cost is up to $50/hour now and the workers only make $11.37/hour, that would need to change to get more people into the field to be caretakers.
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    The liberal media is extorting ANTIFA to start white genocide.
     
  30. Señor Cockblock

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    Imagine a party so corrupt, they are beholden to another nation over their own.

     
  31. bertwing

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    I just can’t understand how a person becomes so crazy and delusional

     
  32. bertwing

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    Dude is coked out of his fucking mind

     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    Don't know if this was posted already, but I just want to go on record as disapproving.


    A well functioning democracy is defined by its limited perspective or dissent. America (land of opportunity) wouldn't have been come a democratic superpower if people of different ethnic groups had existed in America.*

    Wild, how all the truly patriotic Americans amongst us, who honor Christ Our Savior by voting R, never cared enough about America to read a single fucking book.
     
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  34. sflnole

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    Bump
     
  35. soulfly

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    Dude looks like he pooped his pants before the photo shoot, and now he’s just sitting on his product.
     
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  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  37. Redav

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    I still don't get how he was ever labeled a populist.
     
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  38. BudKilmer

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    Has anyone ever licked boots harder than Ben Carson? Maybe Clarence Thomas but that’s a close race

     
  39. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I blame Ohio
     
  40. Dick Dollars

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    [​IMG]
     
  41. Beeds07

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    Off the top of my head, he doesn't even make my top 5 unless you mean cabinet members.

    1. Lindsey Graham
    2. Ted Cruz
    3. Matt Gaetz
    4. Evangelicals
    5. Lou Dobbs
     
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  42. herb.burdette

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    Except he’s not that dumb, he just knows his constituents are, and that’s even more dangerous.
     
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  43. Lyrtch

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    the president saying he's going to keep an eye on antifa at an event for white supremacists is very on brand
     
  44. Lyrtch

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    still having funerals in el paso

    *WATTABOUT ANTIFA* - the president
     
  45. duc15

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    I wonder if Portland Police have been texting the proud boys this time to tell them where weapon check points are, where Antifa is located and where the police are located.
     
  46. timo

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    makes sense :idk:
     
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  47. Xander Crews

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    Short fat, bald white guy at my gym with a Q Anon tank top.

    Proud of my fellow Jacksonville residents for also giving him weird looks.
     
  48. Lyrtch

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  49. OZ

    OZ Old balls



    Doesn’t even mention the fucking Nazi’s that literally going to be the cause of my downtown shutting down today.

    I’m fucking tired. It’s exhausting at this point and I know that’s what his Nazi followers want.
     
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  50. BudKilmer

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    Patriot prayer, proud boys, etc have literally killed people


    Antifa throws milkshakes and silly strings.


    Fucking hell