Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    Sorry American jews but apparently youre not even real jews anymore
     
    #273001 Damion, Aug 21, 2019
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  2. chuckmasterflex

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    Ivanka and Jared are Jewish ergo Trump can't be racists for math reasons
     
    #273002 chuckmasterflex, Aug 21, 2019
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  3. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Oh my god

    A native of small-town Missouri who excelled at Stanford and Yale Law School, Josh Hawley, the junior senator from Missouri, is keenly aware of how higher education can serve as a springboard into the elite and the challenges facing those it leaves behind. But that’s not to say he’s a cheerleader for the higher-education industry. Like many on the right, the senator often speaks of the higher-education sector as a kind of cartel, one that has left America’s non-college-educated majority out in the cold.
     
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  4. ono

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    Josh Hawley might be low-key one of the worst politicians in America.
     
    #273004 ono, Aug 21, 2019
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  5. herb.burdette

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    A native of small-town Missouri who excelled at Stanford and Yale Law School, Josh Hawley, the junior senator from Missouri, is keenly aware of how higher education can serve as a springboard into the elite and the challenges facing those it leaves behind. But that’s not to say he’s a cheerleader for the higher-education industry. Like many on the right, the senator often speaks of the higher-education sector as a kind of cartel, one that has left America’s non-college-educated majority out in the cold.[/QUOTE]
    This was an interesting set of anti-intellectual attacks from past candidates, it’s from 2012.

    https://www.chronicle.com/article/From-Snobs-to-Pointy-Headed/130960
     
    #273005 herb.burdette, Aug 21, 2019
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  6. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    man you even picked the same quote as the post right above yours
     
    #273006 joe-, Aug 21, 2019
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  7. Truman

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    He’s in the mold of Moscow Mitch.

    Incredibly smart, bought and paid for by think tanks, politically savvy and absolutely shameless

    He’s really dangerous.
     
    #273007 Truman, Aug 21, 2019
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    and lives in a state that might go red for the next 100 years
     
    #273008 bro, Aug 21, 2019
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  9. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    #273009 bertwing, Aug 21, 2019
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  10. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    He's a shinier Desantis.
     
    #273010 dome foam, Aug 21, 2019
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  11. AIOLICOCK

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    Scrolled past this just as "from the pinnacle to the pit" came on spotify. Now I'm worried spotify is in my brain : l
     
    #273011 AIOLICOCK, Aug 21, 2019
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  12. Lyrtch

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    lil levity
     
    #273012 Lyrtch, Aug 21, 2019
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  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #273013 bro, Aug 21, 2019
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  14. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    If any of these fucks actually cared about kneecapping Trump they'd run in the general, not the primary.

    Fuck each and every one of them straight to hell.

     
    #273014 Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 21, 2019
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  15. Gaknight

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    They will all get crushed but it will annoy the fuck out of dear leader so hopefully they challenge him.
     
    #273015 Gaknight, Aug 21, 2019
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  16. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #273016 bro, Aug 21, 2019
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  17. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Wait, it is the fault of higher education for leaving many "out in the cold" ?
    Fuck off and just say you yearn for the dark ages
     
    #273017 Prospector, Aug 21, 2019
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  18. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    That same researcher that was in the recent links shared in the thread also had this.
     
    #273018 VaxRule, Aug 21, 2019
  19. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    #273019 Prospector, Aug 21, 2019
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  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #273020 Lyrtch, Aug 21, 2019
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  21. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Thanks to Trump's appointee to the US Attorney for the District of Columbia, it's open season on the lgbtq community in my city. Despite soaring numbers of hate crimes (the District had the highest per capita hate-crime rate of any major city in the country), hate-crime prosecutions in DC have plummeted.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/local/dc-hate-prosecutions-drop/

     
    #273021 timo, Aug 21, 2019
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  22. GrizzliesDrew

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    Jesus
     
    #273022 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 21, 2019
  23. pez

    pez Competent
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    #273023 pez, Aug 21, 2019
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  24. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    you mean DJT?
     
    #273024 bro, Aug 21, 2019
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  25. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Ah, well fuck me.

    But still, fuck them.
     
    #273025 Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 21, 2019
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  26. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    NSFW in spoiler
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    #273026 VaxRule, Aug 21, 2019
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  27. NYGator

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    It's OK I stopped being a real Jew the day after my Bar Mitzvah. Once the sugar high wore off and I received all the gifts, I had nothing left to strive for.
     
    #273027 NYGator, Aug 21, 2019
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  28. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #273028 Lyrtch, Aug 21, 2019
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  29. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    You were already a man. What else is there?
     
    #273029 VaxRule, Aug 21, 2019
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  30. ~ taylor ~

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    Nailing shiksas.
     
    #273030 ~ taylor ~, Aug 21, 2019
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  31. NYGator

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    How about marrying one?
     
    #273031 NYGator, Aug 21, 2019
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  32. ned's head

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    Hump day everyone

     
    #273032 ned's head, Aug 21, 2019
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  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Ah yes, infrastructure week.
     
    #273033 BrentTray, Aug 21, 2019
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  34. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    hes doing it again

     
    #273034 Lyrtch, Aug 21, 2019
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  35. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    such a strong man. real alpha. total tough guy

     
    #273035 Tobias, Aug 21, 2019
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  36. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Man, if Trump inadvertently gets us to stop being sycophants to Israel, maybe he fulfilled a small part of that drain the swamp promise.
     
    #273036 BWC, Aug 21, 2019
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  37. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Lol the greatest snowflake who ever lived. In a fight with fucking Denmark...fuck all of you, Trump voters
     
    #273037 BWC, Aug 21, 2019
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  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Folks,

     
    #273038 BrentTray, Aug 21, 2019
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  39. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I don't know who that is. And I don't want to know
     
    #273039 bro, Aug 21, 2019
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  40. Gaknight

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    Who is this in reference to? Kamala?
     
    #273040 Gaknight, Aug 21, 2019
  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I rarely laugh out loud at what he says, but this one got me.
     
    #273041 Beeds07, Aug 21, 2019
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  42. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #273042 Lyrtch, Aug 21, 2019
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    #273043 ~ taylor ~, Aug 21, 2019
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  44. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Gonna need some audio
     
    #273044 BWC, Aug 21, 2019
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  45. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #273045 Lyrtch, Aug 21, 2019
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  46. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Don’t know why I didn’t see Trump casting himself as a messiah. That’s on me.
     
    #273046 chuckmasterflex, Aug 21, 2019
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  47. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Fake Christians accusing literal Jews of not being Jewish enough is honestly something I didn’t see coming.
     
    #273047 steamengine, Aug 21, 2019
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  48. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    #273048 Prospector, Aug 21, 2019
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  49. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    He has an army of young white men willing to kill for him. He believes Jews should be/are loyal to Israel and not America. He is now openly calling himself the messiah.

    This obviously ends well.
     
    #273049 VaxRule, Aug 21, 2019
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  50. ono

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    #273050 ono, Aug 21, 2019
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