Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    He was promised something that will soon be reneged on
     
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  2. brolift

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    This could also read:

    "ICE Agents Arrest Journalist on 2007 Deportation Order Following High Profile Report"
     
  3. BP

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    Interesting thread about people using Fox as a platform to get pardons.

     
  4. Truman

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    Explain pls
     
  5. Crepeswithasmile

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    these guys are potentially being appointed to review all of the stuff seized in the raid of cohen's office/home/hotel

     
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  6. bro

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    The job of a “special master” here will be a neutral party that helps review documents, hard drives and cell phone data seized from him by the FBI.
     
  7. bro

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    follow this guy to keep up with this hearing today
     
  8. steamengine

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    Facts don’t care about your feelings, pal.
     
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  9. brolift

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    Ben is a BIG fact guy.
     
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  10. The Banks

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    The next administrator of NASA has zero qualifications in science or engineering and doesn’t even believe in climate change. He’d also be the first member of congress to run NASA. He’s written at length about wanting to exploit lunar resources (wat?) instead of NASA’s long term mission of sending humans to mars.
     
  11. Capstone 88

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  12. ned's head

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    Old white men love nothing more than having their balls exposed at the gym
     
  13. Blu Tang Clan

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    Has being a Trump minion won anyone elections? Sure, Handel won, but it was by a close margin in what had been a safe Republican district. Her going Trump wasn’t the reason she won and was likely a big reason it was close. It seems like the all-in on Trump strategy is unnecessary.
     
  14. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    must be a big fan of green cheese
     
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  15. Name P. Redacted

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    TBH it does feel great to let the boys loose.
     
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  16. OZ

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    The joy I get from imagining somebody channel blocking Fox on the White House TVs and watching the Orangeman throw a tantrum is probably more than it should be.
     
  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    :laugh::laugh: that would be amazing
     
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  18. steamengine

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    Fixed
     
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  19. Crepeswithasmile

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  20. afb

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    because, of course

     
  21. slogan119

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    I like Nate Silver’s take re: Comey:

    If the FBI director better understood stats, he wouldn’t have incorrectly assumed Hillary was going to win and would make better decisions.
     
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  22. afb

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  23. slogan119

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    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
     
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  24. Joe_Pesci

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    i'm not sure what to make of it, but that coincidence with the threatening phone call and trump taping letterman across the street on the same afternoon is amazing
     
  25. Truman

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    While true, it excuses his terrible rationale to violate protocol and guidelines that are there for a reason. As proof by the aftermath of the terrible decision and rationale it was based on.
     
  26. Blu Tang Clan

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    He overthought it. That shouldn't come into any consideration whether his stats were fine or not. Either keep your mouth shut (the best idea) or reveal that both were under investigation. He tried to put down the crazy right without realizing that the crazy right doesn't listen to shit no matter what.
     
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  27. Crepeswithasmile

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    not trump related, but has this been discussed?

     
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  28. BP

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    I have McCain and Flake :killme:
     
  29. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    woof. also, RIP my SO's job.

    And... by the way, this is exactly the type of bullshit that increases poverty in the developing world, kills young girls (who can't prevent pregnancy or protect from HIV and other STIs with condoms), stunts economic development, and drives refugee crises.
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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    I don't see how we get out of this without at least a detailed description of Trump's dick.
     
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  31. Bruce Wayne

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    My daughter's Marlon Bundo book just came in the mail. I will be reading it to her tonight before bed
     
  32. bro

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    Throughout the two-week session, Trump administration officials discussed shifting international policy on women toward abstinence-oriented education and teaching women sexual “refusal skills.” Those views — as well as the US’s push for more conservative policies on immigration, trade and environmental regulation — ended up uniting most of the 45 CSW member states against the US on family planning issues, six sources who attended or were familiar with meetings told BuzzFeed News.

    While negotiations at the UN are often political, two officials familiar with the negotiations said that they had never seen nearly all of the other membership states — many of whom have wildly different stances and priorities on family planning issues — come together against the US. The members include several countries where abortion is illegal and punishable by fines or jail time.

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    “She spoke of ‘trying to get women to make better choices in the future,’ which is that terrifying and outmoded idea that women make bad sexual choices and that what happens to them is their fault,” one of the delegates who attended the meeting told BuzzFeed News, adding that during this moment of the #MeToo movement, it seemed “particularly regressive.”



    :facepalm: :roll: :facepalm:
     
  33. Mister Me Too

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  34. afb

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    So much winning

     
  35. steamengine

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    The number of beautiful women trump has bedded just because everyone has assumed he’s wealthy for 40 years triggers the shit out of me.
     
  36. Name P. Redacted

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    News Junkie. #NeverTrumper who loves Dallas Cowboys. Was Republican, now Independent. Super anxious to be able to say #ByeCruz in Nov!! #FBR

    lmao daughter of the resistance get over yourself lady. she should just end it now
     
  37. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    it's so bad.
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    He was pretty charming before he got into politics.
     
  39. Prospector

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    WTF it is 20fucking18. I have daughters but that shit is whack
     
  40. brolift

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    They're just trying to help Cohen grow his client base since all he does is pay for abortions
     
  41. bro

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  42. HoosDaMan

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    Trump is so awful at this shit. I love when he goes off script
     
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  43. NYGator

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    these also provide some perspective as to why he admires Putin so much. Putin just kills off people who disagree with him or cause him issues. Trump would absolutely do it if he could get away with it, and maybe even if he can't.
     
  44. bro

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    Rabbit Holed my way down to a TN state legislator who I honestly cannot believe is a real person.


    https://twitter.com/SheilaButt4TN?s=17

    She RTd this game shit a few days ago:




    She has a pretty right wing, awful Facebook. But this shit appears to be a fake troll account. It is insane I cannot tell whether a state politician is real or a Russian