Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    People forget that
     
    #142051 steamengine, Apr 18, 2018
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  2. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Another example while I vote straight ticket. Party matters. Dems may not be as liberal as I would like, but seriously fuck the gop
     
    #142052 Prospector, Apr 18, 2018
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  3. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Antiques Roadshow in 80 years will just be people showcasing their grandparents sick patriot memes.
     
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  4. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    Anyone over the age of 40 should keep their mouths freakin' shut instead of pointing fingers at students with strained finances. Lots of college students do work; however, when you're paying $200+ for a damn book, adequately feeding yourself becomes a challenge.
     
    #142054 Schadenfred, Apr 18, 2018
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  5. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    April fools!
     
    #142055 joe-, Apr 18, 2018
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  6. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Not if you don’t choose to believe it is.
     
    #142056 herb.burdette, Apr 18, 2018
  7. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Not to mention it's exponentially more expensive and the Pell Grant doesn't even pay for college now.

    Franken may have shadow grabbed the tits of a hannity fan girl but he was dead on with his ideas about assisting students in college. Pull yourselves up by the boot straps but someone has to provide the goddamn boots.
     
    #142057 London Humphreys, Apr 18, 2018
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  8. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I learned to hate Trump in like 03. Before then I had no real ideas of who he was. My college gf’s mom loved him so when I’d visit she always had the apprentice on. It was miserable. Then we’d go to the basement. Odd times for 18 year old Niles.
     
    #142058 NilesIrish, Apr 18, 2018
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  9. ned's head

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    :yousoricky:

     
    #142059 ned's head, Apr 18, 2018
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  10. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #142060 chuckmasterflex, Apr 18, 2018
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  11. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I don't think that's how coin flips work
     
    #142061 NCHusker, Apr 18, 2018
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  12. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Torture Cohen
     
    #142062 fsugrad99, Apr 18, 2018
  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Scaramucci trying to soften his wise guy image is funny to see play out.
     
    #142063 steamengine, Apr 18, 2018
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  14. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    He’s been an egotistical ass for a really long time.
     
    #142064 VaxRule, Apr 18, 2018
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  15. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    Congrats on the sex.
     
    #142065 Lorne Malvo, Apr 18, 2018
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  16. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    ?
     
    #142066 dome foam, Apr 18, 2018
  17. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    Meanwhile

    Cohen Would Turn Against President if Charged, Counselor Warned Trump
     
    #142067 Schadenfred, Apr 18, 2018
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  18. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    Friend of Mooch: "Heads or tails?"
    Mooch: "The coin is doubled-sided?"
    Friend: "Yes."
    Mooch: "So it's 50 percent?"
    Friend: "Well, yeah."
    Mooch: "So it really doesn't matter?"
    Friend: "Of course."
    Mooch: "In that case... TAILS!!!!!!!!!!"
     
    #142068 Schadenfred, Apr 18, 2018
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  19. BellottiBold

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    The replies to this, lots of "don't stoop to their level"


    their

    THEIR.
     
    #142069 BellottiBold, Apr 18, 2018
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  20. GrizzliesDrew

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    My favorite thing today was hearing Diane Black, gubernatorial candidate for TN, saying “I’m not a career politician.” 2018 marks her 20th year as an elected official.
     
    #142070 GrizzliesDrew, Apr 18, 2018
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  21. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Maybe you should've followed his real estate course more closely?
     
    #142071 Doc Louis, Apr 18, 2018
  22. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    broke ass McMuffin

     
    #142072 TAS, Apr 18, 2018
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  23. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Killary strikes again

     
    #142073 bertwing, Apr 18, 2018
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  24. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    didn’t these people just make it tougher to sue these places for malpractice? oops
     
    #142074 joe-, Apr 18, 2018
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  25. Comcast

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    I find it laughable you believe this
     
    #142075 Comcast, Apr 18, 2018
  26. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Why is Putin mad at HR?
     
    #142076 Prospector, Apr 18, 2018
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  27. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    #142077 BP, Apr 18, 2018
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  28. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Pretty sure Trump could tell his base that Russia was never a country and they’d eat it up.
     
    #142078 prerecordedlive, Apr 18, 2018
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  29. Mister Me Too

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    I’m positive that Trump could tell his supporters that Jesus is a hippie liberal and they’d eat it up.
     
    #142079 Mister Me Too, Apr 18, 2018
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  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #142080 bro, Apr 18, 2018
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  31. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    In the big lie, there is always a certain force of credibility.
     
    #142081 Schadenfred, Apr 18, 2018
  32. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It's the most confident thing I've ever seen. If Axe could bottle Naked Old Man Confidence, they'd make a trillion dollars.
     
    #142082 Beeds07, Apr 18, 2018
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  33. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I'm Naked Posting as we speak.
     
    #142083 Constant, Apr 18, 2018
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  34. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #142084 Lyrtch, Apr 18, 2018
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  35. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member



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    #142085 Schadenfred, Apr 18, 2018
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  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Just so you understand, 29 years ago he took out ads advocating murdering 5 minorities because he believed they raped a white woman.

    They didnt.

    I've hated him almost 30 years. Not sure what's so hard to get about people despising him?
     
    #142086 Beeds07, Apr 18, 2018
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  37. GrizzliesDrew

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    #142087 GrizzliesDrew, Apr 18, 2018
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  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I'm ready to die now

     
    #142088 Beeds07, Apr 18, 2018
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  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Look at the big brain on this guy

     
    #142089 Beeds07, Apr 18, 2018
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Your daily reminder....239 pounds
     
    #142090 Beeds07, Apr 18, 2018
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  41. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    who’s that white sock wearing mother fucker in the back
     
    #142091 joe-, Apr 18, 2018
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  42. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Is that a terrorist fist bump? :warn:
     
    #142092 Teflon Queen, Apr 18, 2018
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  43. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    looks like a GW Bush/ Val Kilmer mashup
     
    #142093 joe-, Apr 19, 2018
  44. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    That's a horse ass
     
    #142094 Prospector, Apr 19, 2018
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  45. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Photoshopped
     
    #142095 cutig, Apr 19, 2018
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  46. CTownND

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    He looks like he ate Kim Kardashian
     
    #142096 CTownND, Apr 19, 2018
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  47. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Yeah he is a POS just cause some are just now learning that doesn’t mean many haven’t hated him (rightfully so) for long time
     
    #142097 Daniel Ocean, Apr 19, 2018
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  48. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    Obvious photoshop. Trump and Abe are right-handed.
     
    #142098 Schadenfred, Apr 19, 2018
  49. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Fify
     
    #142099 Doc Louis, Apr 19, 2018
  50. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Might be people, might be bots, but whatever they are, we need to kill them with fire. Or molten steel, just in case we're dealing with mimetic polyalloy.
     
    #142100 BellottiBold, Apr 19, 2018
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