Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    BAH GAWD THAT'S TERRORIST FIST BUMP'S MUSIC
     
  2. Taco Sa1ad

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    Uh this seems important coming from the WSJ....

     
  3. bro

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    there really aren't any facts here. Just Goldberg saying people flip when the prospect of jail time is put in front of them
     
  4. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
    I rewatched life stinks last night randomly and that context is making this even more amusing for me
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Absolutely. He could tell them Christianity is a sham and they’d all give up their religion for him.
     
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  6. Schadenfred

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    Trump is affirmation that if the Antichrist (with a capital "A") did appear, so-called Christians would likely be his most ardent followers.
     
  7. BudKilmer

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  8. indeed

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    Looking forward to the results of this totally objective investigation.

     
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  9. Mister Me Too

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  10. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  11. NilesIrish

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    Pretty sure he still hasn't seen a vagina.
     
  12. Schadenfred

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  13. chuckmasterflex

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  14. Bruce Bowen

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    President Orange can respond to Fox News within minutes of shit airing but has he said a word about Puerto Rico?
     
  15. NilesIrish

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    This is exactly correct. This gives Kim "relevance" on a national stage in his propaganda. There is a reason we haven't done this shit. It gives us nothing and him stronger footing with his people. This is dumber than fuck but hey Trump likes a photo op as much as Kim.
     
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  16. chuckmasterflex

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  17. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This is literally the first smart thing he has done.
     
  18. bertwing

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    Prove it
     
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  19. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  21. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  22. Doc Louis

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    That last one can't be a real person
     
  23. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Says it right in her handle. Has to be real. Just HAS to be
     
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  24. Doc Louis

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    She has a lot of real friends, billions of them
     
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  25. NCHusker

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    :doge:
     
  26. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    That was my point and I’m not sure how it can be so hard to understand.
     
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  27. Mister Me Too

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  28. HoosDaMan

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    This feels like a big deal.
     
  29. chuckmasterflex

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  30. Bruce Wayne

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  31. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Once again, Republican politics is nothing more than "U mad, libs?"
     
  32. NilesIrish

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    that and projection. HAHAHAHAHA you guys like safe spaces!!!! - Guy who is terrified of gays and browns and wants to just be left alone in his beliefs.
     
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  33. Mister Me Too

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    Theon Cruz

     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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    Sadly, I don’t see Ted Cruz whisking Melania out of the White House before Stephen Miller feeds her to dogs.
     
  35. Bruce Bowen

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    What can he flip on? Trump's clean. WITCH HUNT!!!
     
  36. VaxRule

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    For anyone that hasn’t seen Black Panther - she got it completely wrong.
     
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  37. citrodong

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    Donald Trump's presidency is the second most embarrassing thing Ted has publicly liked.
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  38. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    no bigger cuck in the history of American politics
     
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  39. Constant

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    Too late. I put on a thong so my grandson could sit on my lap and read the Trump thread. I want him to grow up right.
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Sadly?
     
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  41. Mister Me Too

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    I would love it if Beto started referring to Ted as Theon on the campaign trail, sadly democrats always want to be the adults in the room.
     
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  42. Keef

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    Meanwhile, Obama does the write up on the Parkland kids


    :ohgosh:
     
  43. Prospector

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    A reminder that undocumented immigrants pay taxes—a lot of taxes


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    The lives of undocumented immigrants shouldn’t be measured by their taxes, but when Donald Trump and his anti-immigrant ilk continue to accuse them of being takers and moochers (maybe you’re thinking of your Environmental Protection Agency secretary, Donald), we’re gonna correct the record. With Tax Day approaching, what better time than now?

    Immigrants who are authorized to work in the United States pay the same taxes as US citizens. And, contrary to the persistent myth, undocumented immigrants do in fact pay taxes too. Millions of undocumented immigrants file tax returns each year, and they are paying taxes for benefits they can’t even use.

    According to the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, undocumented immigrants pay nearly $12 billion a year in state and local taxes, and pump billions in the Social Security Fund and Medicare—programs they’ll never be able to access unless their status changes:

    A portion of the payroll tax withheld from undocumented immigrants — like all workers —goes to the retirement trust fund at the Social Security Administration. In 2013, the agency reviewed how much money undocumented workers contributed the retirement trust fund. The number was astonishing: $13 billion in one year.

    “Filing taxes helps immigrants create a paper trail to show when they entered the country and how long they’ve been contributing tax dollars,” Vox reports. “Many are hoping it will help them get legal status one day. That has happened in past reform efforts, and one of the first requirements is usually to prove that a person has been paying taxes.”

    “I am an undocumented immigrant,” Juan Escalante, a Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipient wrote last year, “and unlike President Trump, I am willing to show my tax returns. Will the president of the United States of America demonstrate that he contributes his fair share just like undocumented immigrants like me?” Read more on how undocumented immigrants file their taxes here.
     
  44. three stacks

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    that would be dumb as fuck
     
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  45. three stacks

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    just another reminder that Ben Shapiro is a garbage human being who is toxic to society
     
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  46. DelapThrows

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    to be fair... calling someone "Ted Cruz" is far more insulting than "Theon"

    :twocents:
     
  47. Craig Pettis

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    Same. My only impression of trump pretty much up until he ran was what my dad told me about him, which is that he was a rich spoiled bumblefuck of a businessman who bankrupted everything he touched.


    My dad then voted for him :donotwant::facepalm:
     
  48. NilesIrish

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    This guy has jumped the shark but this made me laugh

     
  49. cutig

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    Hey that garbage human is the intellectual leader of the right!
     
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