Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It’s always weird to me that people who support fascism and all kinds of evil shit think they are the good guys in these stories. The ones that want to protect women’s rights, secure the right to vote and not set the planet on fire are the bad guys, and the media just eats this garbage up.
     
  2. bro

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    YES. YES IT IS. Now can we stop acting otherwise?
     
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  3. PeterGriffin

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    Women have small brains and can’t make decisions for themselves, Democrats are importing illegals to vote for them, and it snowed even earlier this year than ever so global warming is a liberal conspiracy.

    ez to twist the four brain cells of these malleable halfwits
     
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  4. Andrew Ladd McHonkey

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    Always gets me how we have a cold front and the chuds start with this shit, only to conveniently forget about it now that we are wearing shorts in what will be December tomorrow. And yes, I understand that climate change is far more complicated but even for the dumbasses, you would hope they would have the wherewithal to process even their own logic.
     
  5. Duck70

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    SO WEIRD that there hasn't been a huge "GOP soul searching" push by the Media as to why the Dems bucked historic trends and won a bunch of seats despite high gas prices, Bidens low approval rating and inflation.

    It's almost like they love this sort of Poor White Racist Hick story framing.
     
  6. Duck70

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    This is a pretty wild thread of videos with his sister
     
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  7. Can I Spliff it

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    This man gets so much money and political access from conservative orgs and donors lmao
     
  8. NilesIrish

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    "Why are these trans people making my pee-pee move?"

    -Every fucking conservative
     
  9. beerme

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    And why can’t I fuck my sister or a 14 year old, what’s wrong with that?
     
  10. beerme

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    also conservatives - her dress was above her ankles she was begging to be raped!
     
  11. TAS

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    Hugh Freeze making a teenage girl strip in his office because she's wearing a rock band shirt and spanking another is a different form of this same conservative perversion
     
  12. VaxRule

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    “I’d fuck the shit out of my sister if the Bible didn’t forbid it.”

    - Dennis Prager
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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    Things could be getting dumb


    Er. Dumber.
     
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  14. NYGator

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    I would be shocked if all of the house would support this and I think it would fail spectacularly giving him this platform to create mayhem. From the party who cries about unelected officials making decisions.
     
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  15. Tobias

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    speaker trump would kick ass and the gop should absolutely do it
     
  16. NilesIrish

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    We would get actual assassination attempts on Biden and Kopmala.
     
  17. timo

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    The idea that Donald Trump would put in even 1/100th of the work required to be SotH is amusing me.
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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  19. ned's head

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    Kinda duplicative, but it wasn't loading for me for some reason

     
  20. BudKilmer

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  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  23. TAS

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  24. shaolin5

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  25. shaolin5

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    Best reply so far:

     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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  27. NilesIrish

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    Votes changed by this O/U 5
     
  28. Detlef Schrempf

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    Not sure what killed his career more, a trade to the vikings or PFT Commenters Brother.
     
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  29. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    That shit sounds like the movie split. Kind of scary.
     
  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Esquire bringing heat!
     
  31. The_Baumer

    The_Baumer Go Mordecai!
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    Agreed, but I’d like to think this increases the odds some people just stay home.
     
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  32. southlick

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  33. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  34. timo

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    update the thread title
    :siren::siren::siren:
     
  35. Redav

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    Where is the cum???
     
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  36. Dwight Schrute

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    maybe i worked too long today but this tweet is making me feel smooth-brained. what does this all mean
     
  37. Can I Spliff it

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    Havent deleted this one yet
     
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  38. bwi2

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    Trump’s White House Counsels will be required to testify about what he told them about his efforts to overturn the election
     
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  39. slogan119

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    LOL if they decide not to dump it all and go to jail to protect him
     
  40. Can I Spliff it

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    Not fooling anyone, nazi shits
     
  41. Daddy Rabbit

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    Water
     
  42. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Mason jars all over College Station.
     
  43. afb

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    finger slipped and they hit the wrong emoji
     
  44. pearl

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  45. AIOLICOCK

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    :meh:

    Can we stop worshipping this fucking war criminal?
     
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  46. TAS

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