Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. newengland

    newengland pahk the cah in hahvahd yahd
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    Pretty sure he refused to play certain venues because of how they would treat African-Americans in his band
     
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  2. With your unique mind i am sure you eclipsed my scoring record of 2.3 ppg, congrats
     
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  3. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    pshhhhhhh jokes on you! I only scored 2 points in the entire season the one year I played!
     
  4. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Chucked tho.

    200w (7).gif
     
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  5. double RL

    double RL old school
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    Dump would fuck y'all up
     
  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Turns out leopards aren’t picky and will eat anyone’s face…
     
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  7. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Oh Ben, you stupid stupid person...

     
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  8. Brocktoon

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    Not going to watch it but did he accuse Obama of rape or just homosexual sex? But I guess to republicans there's no difference
     
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  9. Andrew Ladd McHonkey

    Andrew Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Homo sex and smoking crack
     
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  10. El Tiburon

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    Sounds like an average happy hour to me.
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    He really was the coolest president ever
     
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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Unless something changed (I sure as shit didn't watch this interview) Larry never claimed Obama sexually assaulted him, that's kind of a big difference.
     
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  13. Josey Wales

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    When you’re a virgin like Ben, who’s raising someone else’s kids, the whole idea of sex and consent is hypothetical unknown.
     
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  14. NYGator

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  15. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    It's pretty wild that the conservative justices of the Supreme Court say the federal legislative branch doesn't have oversight power over them due to separation of powers while the conservatives in the federal house of Congress are issuing subpoenas for testimony from a member of a state judiciary.
     
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  16. Andrew Ladd McHonkey

    Andrew Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Don't like the typo and it always shocks me that these officials don't justify the text in their letters.
     
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  17. ButchCassidy

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  18. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    "I can commit crimes at will because it falls under the purview of my job as a federal official" doesn't really seem to carry a lot of weight iyam.
     
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  19. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I don't know who these people are, but this is a tremedous take down, sorry bro
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  20. WhiskeyDelta

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    Isn’t that the woman who started an onlyfans to raise money for various causes in 2020?
     
  21. Buns

    Buns Well-Known Member

    Just to do some… uh, research, I went to the naked philanthropist twitter account. Not only were there no pictures, but it seems as if this interaction did occur, it was years ago.
    If the situation changes, I’ll update
     
  22. Andrew Ladd McHonkey

    Andrew Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    All these dipshits are trying it. Think meadows tried it first.
     
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  23. snowfx2

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  24. Andrew Ladd McHonkey

    Andrew Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    #defendpeterdidntwork
     
  25. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Motherfucker raised half a mil. I hate people.
     
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  26. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I hope that woman is waiting for him outside.
     
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  27. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  28. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  29. BellottiBold

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    "Are you interested in hearing him??"


    Well, actually...
     
  30. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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  31. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I don't know who I love more, Navarro's troll or Fani, but I def love them both.
     
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  32. nexus

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    outrageously good
     
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  33. JonathanCoachman

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    For Pete’s sake, hopefully he has been weening himself off whatever drugs he is addicted to since the intervening time when he nearly had to go to jail not thinking that was possibility on the day.
     
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  34. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Fuck that, babies crawling on the ceiling withdrawals, let’s go.
     
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  35. JonathanCoachman

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    I’m with you but I just wanted to say “For Pete’s sake” without it being an idiom for Pete’s sake.
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    “We’re natalists now.”
     
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  37. Josey Wales

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    lmao white natalists
     
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  38. JonathanCoachman

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    Using the term Pro Life was a fucking master stroke. It hurts my brain that someone that clever could have such stupid beliefs.
     
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  39. Josey Wales

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    For a bunch of idiots the gop has traditionally done a fairly good job of naming their policies to cover how draconian or abhorrent they are.
     
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  40. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Parental rights is a recent goodie
     
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  41. JonathanCoachman

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    The Patriot Act in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 probably could have gotten away with even more freedom stripping with bipartisan support. Catnip of a name for the times.
     
  42. Josey Wales

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    When you realize you’re starting with a population of goo brains, almost anything that plays the right tune is effective. It’s just annoying you have to hear the misnomer in news.
     
  43. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    God bless the 10th amendment
     
  44. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    The best part about all of these freaks going to prison for donny is that not even a single Republican including trump actually cares, they’re only worried about big don. 98% of them have no idea who Peter Navarro is.
     
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  45. drewru

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    Fantastic. This made my lol.
     
  46. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    yeah, no wonder she got upset. dude needs his jaw broken for that shit
     
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  47. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Looks like an open and shut assault case to me.
     
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  48. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    “right to work” is a fav
     
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  49. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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