Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    It's almost like the party of family values isn't actually about family values and are just a bunch of hypocritical bigots using family values as a sword for their bigotry
     
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  3. AbeFroman

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  4. Josey Wales

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    Yes if there’s one admin and group of people who would do something for free, out of the goodness of their heart, it’s those in the trump orbit.

    I think she must’ve misread a text saying he’s doing this for Noem “pro-boner”, not pro-bono.
     
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  7. fattus

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    ah, yes. ESG and DEI: the downfall of every industry since time began.
     
  8. drewru

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    A fantastic Trump impersonation. The audible sigh towards the end from someone off camera was ::chef kiss::
     
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  10. Prospector

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  11. steamengine

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    #wokenessfloodedflorida is kinda catchy
     
  12. steamengine

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  13. kezarmyaj

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    trump just mad he didnt get to bang her first
     
  14. BudKilmer

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    me and Donny Trump are of the same accord here
     
  15. fattus

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    Maybe he did.
     
  16. Detlef Schrempf

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    Anyone that works in insurance in Florida can tell you what a huge idiot this guy is.
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    Fun responses. Love da US
     
  18. SD_Irish

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    The twittersphere is going to be especially toxic, but we shouldn’t be surprised. One of the things people forget is how completely Trump eroded confidence in many of our institutions by publicly demonizing or belittling them, all the while destroying them from within.

    We also have to contend with the sad fact that a portion of our populace are neither smart nor kind - and they couldn’t care less about the public good.
     
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  19. PeterGriffin

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    Are brain dead Republican voters really supposed to keep track of all of these acronyms they have to be outraged by?
     
  20. drewru

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    Hmm, suspicious. Probably using the flak jacket to explain her weight gain due to pregnancy. To be sure, subject her to a gynecological examination. Can’t have her unfounded fears of being shot potentially infringe on someone else’s 2A rights.
     
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  21. drewru

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    Isn’t this like the third time he’s fired this guy?

    Also, parody is dead.
     
  22. bwi2

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    the tweet is parody
     
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  23. bro

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    "parody" is giving them a lot of credit
     
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  24. timo

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    to be fair, like 90% of those responses are Russian / Saudi / Chinese bots :twocents:
     
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  25. Randy Dangus

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    shes got a point
     
  26. Jimmy the Saint

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    It's good we have a place for these in the town square. Thanks Elon!
     
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  27. AbeFroman

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    It's the same with the current congress. Blasting toward a government shutdown while saying government is dangerous and incompetent.
     
  28. AbeFroman

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    Hell yes, bring back the Iron Lungs!
     
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    Why can’t AOC do something this cool
     
  30. Mister Me Too

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  31. Bruce Wayne

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    Looks like a zombie Rich Piana
     
  32. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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  33. Prospector

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  34. BellottiBold

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    The CDC tweet also has a smattering of replies calling them out for not taking covid seriously enough and abandoning its principles in favor of "economic recovery", so there's that...
     
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  35. shawnoc

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    This is the plot to the Handmaid’s Tale…
     
  36. texasraider

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    “Christian hate preacher” is a bit redundant
     
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  37. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    :ded:
     
  38. Josey Wales

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    Not before someone turns your head into a canoe, tanner.
     
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  39. The Banks

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    Dems really need to better their messaging “Pro-Life” needs to be corrected to “Pro-Birth”
     
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  40. Prospector

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    she's a vixen, anybody have her only fan link?
     
  41. chuckmasterflex

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  43. Drown ‘Em

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    “Tune in tomorrow night to my show for my one-on-one with Trump to get his response to having been found in contempt of court by the judge he claims is fraudulent and corrupt.”
     
  44. electronic

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    I’m going to start telling folks that I became a leftist because of how Hillary Clinton was treated in 2016.
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

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    The Republicans literally created a group solely to smear John Kerry's service in the Vietnam War.
     
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  46. MJH

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    Very surprised she wasn’t in the article about Lewandowski’s affair with Noem and the other women he creeped on.
     
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  47. Drown ‘Em

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    And let’s be honest, that tweet is wrong as she’s definitely done that in public places that don’t have CCTV.
     
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  48. JGator1

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    Qanon is the gop

     
  49. CUAngler

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    Got lucky tonight and sized up the right cashier so I didn’t have to run back to the truck and get my id for the yogurt I ran in for.