Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. gilstein21

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  2. HoosDaMan

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  4. DirtBall

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    T-Rex roared like a muther fucker. I saw it in Jurassic Park.
     
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    Bump
     
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  8. PeterGriffin

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    Woah woah woah now, journalist just throwing around the T-word? How do we know he’s not just a lone wolf?!
     
  9. CaneKnight

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    Evil bitch has got some hammers on her
     
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  10. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    You can tell she’s a loving mother with strong family values because there’s now a gif of her on the internet rubbing a guys dick in public that her four sons will get to see and hear about from their friends from the rest of eternity.
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I’m pretty sure everyone in that town already knows how she is and they’ve been hearing about it long before she was an elected official
     
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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    While he's grabbing her boob*
     
  13. Redav

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    The Rubley if you will
     
  14. ashy larry

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    hand up i enjoyed the boebert video
     
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    Her nipples point in two different directions.
     
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  16. Hank Scorpio

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    Them thangs were thangin
    :welpseeyalater:
     
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  17. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Honestly I wouldn’t give a shit and probably actually applaud the absolute degeneracy of getting an old fashioned in a theater. But her being a Bible thumper and sitting on an ivory pedestal makes it feel gross.
     
  18. WhiskeyDelta

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    I’m mostly upset at the news that theaters have SWIR security cameras and I can no longer pick my nose in peace during a week 6 showing of a marvel movie.
     
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  19. Can I Spliff it

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  20. Sanjuro

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    Can’t they just let the priest and cop into the shelter to eat them later?
     
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    how good is the prostitution business where you can retire in your 30s!?
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    I don’t know but she gets an entry for sure (assuming a she)
     
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  25. Bruce Wayne

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    My "I'm innocent of all rape and sexual assault allegations against me" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
     
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    That’s the biggest problem I have with the assignment. We’re left to assume the gender of 50% of the admittants.
     
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  28. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    It’s not just that Donnie is a geriatric, he also has cooked his brain to a mush with drugs and right wing media imo.
     
  29. GrizzliesDrew

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    I fucking love conservatives disgusted by Boebert’s handy.


    GOP: “We need to win elections…let’s welcome monsters and trash into the tent.”
    Also GOP: “Hey! The monsters and trash we welcomed into the tent are doing monstrous and trashy things!!!”
     
  30. —

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    Post their distaste plz
     
  31. Josey Wales

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    God took Rodger’s achilles as a result.
     
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  32. Josey Wales

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    If homosexuals cause severe storms then it only makes sense that treating them as equals would destroy your industry.

    I’ll look for the Prager u module that covers this.
     
  33. Can I Spliff it

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    Her only role is to be attractive while on TV
     
  34. Hank Scorpio

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    Let he who has not tried to secretly grope/get groped by their s/o in public cast the first stone!
     
  35. Truman

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  36. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  37. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Agreed. literally have seen none of it.
     
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  38. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Need for the DOJ to file some federal charges ASAP
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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  40. Constant

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    Throwing yourself into the sea for mermaid tit is wrong?
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    This was probably posted already
     
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  43. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    She keeps up this behavior and she’ll be on track to primary Tiffany Trump when she’s a great grandmother in 12 years at 48.
     
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  45. billdozer

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