Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  2. beerme

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    Lol. Nothing matters anymore
     
  3. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  4. ned's head

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    This gutter trash talking about etiquette?

    :roll:

     
  5. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    This actually means Trump was drawing dicks on the back of a document titled, “SECRET IRAN WAR PLANS”
     
  6. Nole0515

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    I'm moving if this fuckhead wins
     
  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    The leadership of Ron DeSantis is good enough though
     
  8. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Holy shit. A motherfucking pedo taking over Meatball's war on groomers.
     
  9. ned's head

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    At least you'll get recreational pot, I guess. Can't imagine anyone would be worse for the average Floridian than desantis. It's a pretty depressing thing to believe a pedophile could do a better job.
     
  10. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS POSTING THE WORST DUDES
     
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    Did you disagree with the content? If so, take it up with the 15 people who liked the post or just block me and problem solved.
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Blocking is for cowards
     
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  14. The Banks

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    Boebert not going on a second date with the tit grab/OPHJ guy, sad
     
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  15. Truman

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    That was a first date lmao

     
  16. The Banks

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    Which one of our #Colorado Buffaloes libs crossed the picket line and got a handy from tits mcgee?
     
  17. Redav

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    Lmao turns out the dude is a gay friendly dem
     
  18. Gaknight

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    Hope he at least got laid since he probably ruined his business
     
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  19. SD_Irish

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    No wonder she’s a grandma at thirty whatever. She’s handing out HJs to apparently near random strangers like it’s nothing. Are we to assume she knew his name?
     
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  20. gilstein21

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    His name was BJ
     
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  21. HoosDaMan

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    I thought this story couldn’t get funnier
     
  22. BudKilmer

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    First date and she’s vaping and letting him feel her tit like it’s a melon at the marker :roll:

    Damn. Sluts. Dot gif
     
  23. HoosDaMan

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    Don’t forget the dick.
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Based on following the Tinder thread, it seems like everyone nowadays is trying to fuck on the first date. Right, Chumbolone ?
     
  25. bro

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  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    At press time, Boebert was seen sitting on the bollards behind her
     
  27. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    excellent screen grab
     
  28. Can I Spliff it

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    Hahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  30. Can I Spliff it

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    The Texas Youth Summit has removed Colorado GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert from its list of speakers in the wake of a scandal involving security footage from a Denver theater apparently showing her engaged in lewd conduct with a male companion, The Daily Mail reported.


    Boebert was added to the event's lineup immediately after news broke that she had been kicked out of the "Beetlejuice" performance for disruptive behavior, but that was before the security video was leaked. Organizers of the event, which targets young conservatives, billed Boebert as a "devout Christian who seeks to honor God in all that she does."
     
  31. The Banks

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    Even Jesus Christ appreciates a good OPHJ
     
  32. BleedinGreen

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    It’s 100% because the dude is/was a dem. No other reason.
     
  33. CaneKnight

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    Go ahead and plan to leave because he will. This state and its voters are trash bag humans
     
  34. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    He didn't address it specifically, just like the poophole loophole.
     
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  35. Mister Me Too

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  36. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    How will you uproot your 5 year old from their life long friends?
     
  37. Nole0515

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    I have a kid?
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    That was a joke
     
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  39. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  40. Keef

    Keef Liked by Pierre Gasly
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  41. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  42. BudKilmer

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  43. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Nice humblebrag about having the largest penis in Congress.
     
  44. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I fucking love Fetterman
     
  45. ned's head

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  46. Sammy Meatballs

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    I too am one of the millions and millions of Fettermaniacs
     
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  47. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Florida is not getting legal weed regardless of which terrible Republican they elect to be governor
     
  48. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    He’s actually a bad enough candidate to lose.
     
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  49. snowfx2

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    Shawn Fain fucking rules
     
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