Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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  2. Beeds07

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    Book on tape, narrated by Roseanne, who also may not be able to read.
     
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  3. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Don’t worry everyone; being gay in Murfreesboro is now legal. I hate it here.
     
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  4. bro

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    Prurient interest
     
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  5. Drown ‘Em

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    It is my belief that so many of our societal problems could be fixed if legislative police powers only included “health, safety, and welfare” and not “health, safety, welfare, and morals”.
     
  6. ned's head

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    Go woke go broke Murfreesboro
     
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  7. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Morals is a valid guide IMO the problem is so many people disguise their bigotry as morals.
     
  8. Drown ‘Em

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    No, bigots aren’t disguising their bigotry as morals. Bigotry is the morals of bigots. Sure, morals are a valid guide, but being able to legislate about morality is the issue. It’s what allows bigoted laws to be enacted while disguised as laws about morality. Even when best intended, I believe legislating morality is a fool’s errand and will undoubtedly create more societal problems than it solves. And I think there is millennia of history that shows that true.
     
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  9. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Glad that a college town like Murfreesboro came to their senses.
     
  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    "We are losing voters over this issue so we should double down on it" is quite a strategy. Let's see how that plays out for them.
     
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  11. ned's head

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    Nothing says grassroots like donations at $500k per clip

     
  12. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  13. steamengine

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  14. Prospector

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    I don't believe that little man
    It was planned and he delivered his challenge devoid of emotion or passion
     
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  15. CaneKnight

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    If you're planning to quite literally take over the country in a coup it makes sense to just keep going forward which is what they're planning
     
  16. CaneKnight

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    The level of stupid you'd have to be as a human to donate, vote or even take this group seriously is a level so fucking low on the scale I'd come to the conclusion that you're not actually a functioning human
     
  17. Prospector

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  18. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    it’s not though
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    ergo “might be” not is
     
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  20. IV

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    damnit booze
     
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  21. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    :facepalm:
    Love seeing my hometown in the news… especially for shit like this
     
  22. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Try still living in Murfreesboro. Shit is embarrassing.
     
  23. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Haven’t been home in a while. Shit like this makes me not want to return
     
  24. Name P. Redacted

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    She got a huge head
     
  25. THEBLUERAIDER

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    You aren’t missing anything unless you love chain restaurants.
     
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  26. dome foam

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    2018 and on
     
  27. Josey Wales

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    Lol this guy who is totally tough is still talking about this.

    O’Brien is from Massachusetts. So markwayne Gacy pulling “in Oklahoma if you run your mouth you get called out” is even dumber.
     
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  28. PeterGriffin

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    Try that shit in a small town red state whose survival is reliant on federal tax redistribution.
     
  29. chuckmasterflex

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  30. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    I mean I fuck with toots
     
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  31. Andrew Ladd McHonkey

    Andrew Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    That's why Vinny made it in hollywood
     
  32. Andrew Ladd McHonkey

    Andrew Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Rob Schneider...is a carrot!
     
  33. theregionsitter

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    I thought Ben Carson died
     
  34. steamengine

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    A little racist?
     
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  35. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    That was Herman Cain
     
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  36. Josey Wales

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    So viv is brown, young Donald and running against him in the primary.

    and trumps son and own surrogates are coordinating with him.
    :dubioustrump:
     
  37. Drown ‘Em

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    Would be a real shame if an Inglorious Basterds type ending happened when they are all together.
     
  38. Josey Wales

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    Absolutely no guns allowed at this FREEDOM fest.
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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    I don’t know who he is but I can only assume Patrick Bet-David is a Michigan Man®
     
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  40. Gaknight

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    Dumb Miami guy with a podcast
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    they all look alike mIrite
     
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  42. theregionsitter

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    I legit got them confused
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    I was simply continuing the joke in no way was I serious.
     
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  44. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Toots is the best.
     
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  45. Prospector

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    Trump "engaged in an insurrection," judge says, but should remain on Colorado ballot
    In the third failed attempt to keep Trump off a state's ballot in just over a week, Colorado judge Sarah Wallace issued a scathing ruling yesterday that the disgraced ex-president “actively primed the anger of his extremist supporters,” and “acted with the specific intent to incite political violence and direct it at the Capitol... and that the First Amendment does not protect Trump’s speech." And since the 14th amendment says, "No person shall... hold any office... [who] shall have engaged in insurrection," the judge has decided... that Trump can stay on the ballot. Apparently Trump was not only above the law at the time, but above the constitution as well due to a little known but oft employed technicality whereby some judges are too chicken shit to hold powerful men accountable for their crimes.
     
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  46. Josey Wales

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    “My disgraced predecessor” and “disgraced president trump” should be the only way he’s discussed in 2024.
     
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  47. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    The only elected officials that the 14th amendment doesn't apply to are the head of the Senate and the head of the government. Exactly what the authors wanted when they made an amendment to prevent another civil war.
     
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  48. Josey Wales

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    The talk of Biden and/or Dems slipping with non white working voters is interesting. It also occurred to me these are the people the GOP intentionally makes it harder for them to vote, and I wonder if that has any impact on the election.