Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bruce Bowen

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    When I post tweets I try to post screenshots for 2 reasons.
    1. Embedded Tweets cut off a lot here.
    2. Because of #1 my screenshot prevents more traffic to twitter/Elon.

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  2. Redav

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    Yeah I would just like to not think about 2016 ever again
     
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  3. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Also, if the offensive ad is pinned directly above the apology, you’re probably not that sorry about it.
     
  4. cutig

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    What was offensive about the ad? I wasn't paying attention
     
  5. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Jesus wined and dined with kings and queens, he also slept in valleys and dined on pork and beans.
     
  7. The Banks

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    Trump bent the knee to Swift yesterday morning. They took their marching orders and realized it’s not a battle they want.
     
  8. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    in order to extract the most entertainment value out of this election cycle, I think this is an important step
     
  9. NYGator

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    Yes and we know he didn’t want to upset the entire State of Kansas either.
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    Definitely not something a dictator would do
     
  11. Prospector

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  12. Prospector

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    Haley's latest Trump ad is proof she's gone YOLO with her presidential bid
    Friday, February 09, 2024 at 10:00:10a CST
    Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley has no real path to winning her party’s nomination. She hasn't won a single state, literally ran second to "none" in the Nevada primary, and is trailing Donald Trump by at least a couple dozen percentage points in recent polling of South Carolina, the next contest and her home state.

    But unlike a normal primary cycle, Haley remains flush with cash from donors who are presumably plenty happy to watch her shred Trump, even if she has next-to-no chance of securing the nomination. The pure sport of it is exhilarating, no?

    In that vein, Team Haley's most recent ad is a delight, trolling Trump by likening him to a real live chicken.





    A single chicken appears against a white backdrop, clucking and bawking, as text fades in and then away throughout the 30-second spot.

    "Donald Trump is chicken," reads the initial text on the screen. "He won't debate Nikki Haley."

    "Too old or unfit?" it continues. "Or just unhinged and afraid?"

    "We don't know," reads the text as the chicken exits stage right.

    "But one thing we do know," concludes the ad. "Donald Trump is a chicken."

    The ad was reportedly slated to run on Fox News Wednesday during host Sean Hannity's time slot. Who knows if it will sway a single soul, but who cares? It's simplistic and obvious enough to gnaw at Trump's ego.

    As Politico recently pointed out, Haley has entered the "YOLO stage" of her candidacy, mounting a scorched-earth campaign that every anti-Trumper loves to see. Meanwhile, Haley's barbs—and the responses they elicit from Trump—are reminding voters how much there truly is to despise about Trump, and the toll a second Trump term would take on their psyches.

    No one knows what Haley's end game is, and the usual lack of financing may not force her out of the race the way it normally would for a serial loser. But for now, Haley has become the Trump rival Democrats have always dreamed of in a GOP primary.
     
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  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Apparently border crossing numbers are plummeting so all the republicans are clearing to the border to get their photo shoots in
     
  14. NilesIrish

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    lol, he set himself up to thrash her if she endorses Joe. "How could she treat ME like this folks?!".
     
  15. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  16. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    So I guess this means we can go ahead and disqualify the guy who kept national secrets in the Mar A Lago shitters, right?
     
  17. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    "Mishandling classified information properly"
     
  18. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    This ad is the one from West Wing freedonia episode and is the one Jimmy Smits didn't use electing to look into the camera and tell the truth.
     
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  20. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Assuming Trump campaign advertising
     
  21. Schadenfred

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    #437473 Schadenfred, Feb 12, 2024
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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    I trust the Malaysian justice system
     
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  23. bro

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    I’ve always said this
     
  24. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    I can’t believe listen to and interact with that fuck
     
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  25. Prospector

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  26. Can I Spliff it

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  27. BudKilmer

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    Holy fucking shit

     
  28. Lip

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    what about this surprises you?
     
  29. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I decided to go try and read the comments which he of course limits. Clicked on his story and he posted these too. He posts like a 15 year old
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  30. Schadenfred

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    Met a sovereign citizen who was certain Michelle's a man because she has an Adam's apple. I still regret not calling him a dumbass by educating him that all humans have an Adam's apple.
     
  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    There are posters here that think he will be president
     
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  32. PeterGriffin

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    I swear to god, I'll never get tired of these
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  33. Can I Spliff it

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  34. BudKilmer

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    I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but the grotesqueness of it was stark
     
  35. orangebl00d

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    that fucking “dance”
     
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  36. One Two

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    Watching the Republicans lean hard into the pro Russia shit as the election year ramps up is sickening. They’ve been an enemy to the US for decades and the only thing that’s changed is they want Trump as president, which should be a huge red flag but hey, as long as my ass stays in the senate seat fuck everything else.
     
  37. CaneKnight

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    Imagine what would happen if Hunter Biden made a fucking post like this. The media would be relentless for WEEKS and rightfully so. You won't hear a peep from those loser bitches over this.

    You can get away with saying anything when ur fucking conservative in this country.
     
  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    To be fair, Pelosi got away with telling protesters to "go back to China"
     
  39. Bruce Bowen

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    The people are to blame but yeah once Trump started saying the quiet things out loud it opened the flood gates for all of them to be openly racist, misogynistic, all the phobics.
     
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  40. CaneKnight

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    Yeah but she was doing Israels dirty work and there’s no bigger mouth piece for those genocidal freaks than the media
     
  41. Lyrtch

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    To be fair code pink is a China op
     
  42. CaneKnight

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    This is such lib thing to make but kinda funny
     
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  43. bro

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    a lib thing, put out by the daily show and aggregated by that Filipowski account. a true holy trinity of lib internet
     
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  44. NYGator

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    Nervous about the special election in my district in NY today. Dropping a lot of snow, and I don't know what the lack of turnout may do. I was there this morning and I was literally the only person voting at 9AM.
     
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  45. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    It's 11:30 AM, i hope you didn't just give up after voting once
     
  46. NYGator

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    I don't need to be in person to stuff ballots.