Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

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    love an Obama thread
     
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  2. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Ours is like that too. P stupid

    The prefunding requirement was another shrewd gop move to kill USPS to benefit ups and FedEx and eventually give them the political capital to privatize. It’s asinine
     
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  3. Crepeswithasmile

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    sure, why the fuck not?

     
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  4. Bruce Wayne

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    Always remember

     
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  5. prerecordedlive

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    brb building a sound-proof booth to scream in
     
  6. Crepeswithasmile

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    save yourself $25k and just go visit Scott Pruitt at work

    get him in the booth with you and beat that motherfucker to death since no one will be able to hear him scream.
     
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  7. prerecordedlive

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    Zinke legitimately needs to be beaten to death with the fishing pole he doesn’t know how to use. Preferably by an actual “avid sportsman”.
     
  8. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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  9. CaneKnight

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    Fuck John McCain
     
  10. indeed

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    Doesn’t bode well for DACA, but if I was to bet, the Dems will likely fold before Trump, because it’s the right thing to do for the dreamers even tho wall is a waste and the chain migration stuff is idiotic.


     
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  11. Josey Wales

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    My indifference toward a massive oil dump in ANWR is pretty sad. Fuck em all.
     
  12. Josey Wales

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    Build that wall as a lasting memorial to the stupidity of some Americans and the greed and ignorance of others.

    “Protect at all cost”....unless we’re talking about our elections. Then go for it.
     
  13. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I can't think of one piece of mail I get that I can't receive as email, and raise prices too much and FedEx and UPS have services where you get your packages on your time. Go ahead and try and privatize it, there are already better alternatives.
     
  14. portlandspartan

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    One of my fav tweets of all time...

     
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  15. VaxRule

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    A new dark age of science and reason or a Trump ascendency of factless rants and white fragility? That’s a tough one, Mike.
     
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  16. nofatchildren - cissp

    nofatchildren - cissp Free Da Guys
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    Sounds like someone is trying to come out of the closet.
     
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  17. BellottiBold

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    Cuomo definitely appears to be trying to make some moves
     
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  18. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    I despise Trump, but he is right about the USPS. They aren't structured to deliver packages cost effectively and charge way less for package deliveries than their marginal cost. The only thing maintaining it from being a giant sinkhole of cash is the first class mail delivery. They need to raise package delivery prices.
     
  19. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    Doesn't he have a ton of corruption issues? Zero chance he gets any traction in a presidential primary.
     
  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    :roll:

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    :roll:

    (breath)

    :roll:

    :roll:
     
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  21. steamengine

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  22. Blu Tang Clan

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    Umm, have you been asleep the last two-plus years?
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I'm OK with subsidizing the USPS to keep the USA as the most affordable postage of all industrialized nations for its citizens. Not everything needs to operate in the black.
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sure, that might work for you but what about the millions of Americans that don't have easy access to a computer? All the ones that can't afford internet?

    Just Fuck 'em I guess?

    UPS and FedEx also charge extra for deliveries to about 60% of the zip codes in the US. That's not going to work.
     
  25. DollarBillHokie

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    Different party. Cuomo isn't Trump.
     
  26. Blu Tang Clan

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    Perhaps. Your word choice was pretty shitty in the current political climate though.
     
  27. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    A $600,000 home? pfft what a poor
     
  28. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    That's like 20 million square feet in Oklahoma.
     
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  29. Jimmy McGill

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    Come on man, you know they all got those Obama phones a few years back. Soros checks cover the internet access.
     
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  30. DollarBillHokie

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    You don't need to subsidize it. At an $800 million controllable loss in 2017, almost entirely attributable to their idiotic package pricing, you can solve the vast majority of their issues with modest package price increases.

    The fastest growing segment of all of USPS, FedEx, and UPS package delivery is business to consumer eCommerce delivery. It is dwarfing everything else. The USPS prices their package delivery below marginal costs. I believe I read their delivery charge to Amazon is $2 / package and their marginal cost is ~$3. In their fastest growing segment, they are losing money hand over fist. And that business isn't incrementally scalable because they don't have the infrastructure to make it scalable.

    Additionally, we aren't subsidizing the USPS to get great delivery. We are subsidizing Amazon, UPS, and FedEx. Those 3 organizations extensively utilize USPS for residential package delivery when it doesn't make financial sense for them to deliver a package through their standard network.

    If package delivery continues to be massively mispriced, the most affordable postage delivery you speak of will have to rise.
     
  31. Mister Me Too

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    New Yorker, has ton of corruption issues surrounding him and everything he’s obtained is because of his father’s name. He may not be Trump but he’s not too far off.
     
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  32. DollarBillHokie

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    Those are good points, but electoral victory would solely occur if he was squaring off against Trump. Do you think someone with corruption issues and only modest name recognition could garner any meaningful base in a Democratic primary when much of America will be focused on electing the opposite of Trump?
     
  33. BellottiBold

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  34. LetItSoak

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  35. chuckmasterflex

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  36. VaxRule

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    Good thread Merica. Good thread.
     
  37. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    The President of the United States relies on Fox News for latest Intel reports. How do these Trumpfuckwits not realize how embarrassing that is.

     
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  38. steamengine

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    TheChatch how many times were you tagged during your hiatus?
     
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  39. BudKilmer

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    Please tweet this at cunt Haberman endlessly
     
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  40. The Banks

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    He never left. Just doesn’t post.
     
  41. steamengine

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    Really lost his voice I guess