Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    How big a boy are ya?
     
  2. Taques

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    lol
     
  3. Lip

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    Including depression on there is a different type of fucked up. I'm sure people will seek the mental health treatment they need if they know it's going to cost them approximately 10k in premium surcharges.
     
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  4. Keef

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    About this big
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  5. prerecordedlive

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    America make obesity a pre-existing condition? No fucking way. We do nothing to prevent it.

    Just everything that comes out of it (heart disease, organ failure, diabetes) will be hit with the premium increases.
     
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  6. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I might just move to Eugene or some shit.
     
  7. Chicago Seminole

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    This take belongs in the republican thread.

    Just terrible.
     
  8. Mister Me Too

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    Rape and domestic violence are pre-existing conditions as well, the GOP have reached movie villain status.
     
  9. LetItSoak

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    Alright last one. Using dog whistle racism to appeal to "old stock canadians" aka real Americans here

    Certainly they didn't re-elect this man right? Right?
     
  10. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    kids like your son will die because their families won't be able to afford their healthcare. fuck you and your ilk
     
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  11. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    How does resistbot know who is your representative?
     
  12. Tobias

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    pittenger turned off his fax machine

    what a pussy
     
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  13. cutig

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    Zip code.
     
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  14. prerecordedlive

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  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    They ask for you zipcode and address if you provide it.
     
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  16. sflnole

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    Do you honestly believe that premiums will be going down if this passes?
     
  17. triceratops

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    Pregnancy is easily the best pre-existing condition.
     
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  18. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    It just pops up as a text for me. I didn't see anywhere to register.
     
  19. OopsPowSurprise

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    Enjj is Canadian cantankerous
     
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  20. OopsPowSurprise

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    Really though- How do we as a people find the concept of free health care abhorrent but don't see the problem when our friends and family have to literally beg for money with GoFundMe pages just so they can get medical treatment?
     
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  21. dome foam

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    what?
     
  22. Redav

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    There are stories that some reps have unplugged their phones.
     
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  23. LetItSoak

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  24. cutig

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    Right, it asks in the text.
     
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  25. three stacks

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    my congressman did. what a fucking pussy
     
  26. sflnole

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    Sorry, I'm not sure how to take your posts. Half the time it comes across like you're trolling.
     
  27. prerecordedlive

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    It will ask you for more info, the more faxes you send bb.
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    What are they voting about right now?
     
  29. Teflon Queen

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    Because conservatives lord over the teeming stench with the Bible and pervert it to tell them it's what is right by God
     
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  30. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    It just asked me to delete system32. I just did that. Now what?
     
  31. Tobias

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    my rep astutely pointed out last summer that black people were protesting in uptown charlotte because they were jealous of the success of white people. he is a racist coward.
     
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  32. Chicago Seminole

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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Whether to move the RNC lair to inside a volcano or underwater.
     
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  34. prerecordedlive

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    Carefully remove the panel from the side of your computer, grab a drill (I recommend a 5/8" bit), and mercilessly power through your harddrive. About 4 holes in a clockwise rotation should do the trick.

    Now you should be all set to #resist
     
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  35. miles

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  36. VaxRule

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    You of all posters posting this is just perfect.
     
  37. indeed

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    Pretty sure House Rs won't be holding town halls anytime soon.

    A few things likely to happen:

    Massive wave election in 2018. Was already looking that way, but it's a lock now. Doesn't matter what happens to the bill in the Senate. The wave will also help retain D Senate seats, in a cycle they have more at risk.

    The core MAGA base already thinks Obamacare has been replaced by Trumpcare, and if the House bill passes they will believe it even more even if it dies in the Senate, because Fox and the radio will say so. They believe anything, they are that dumb. About 20% of the population, beyond reach. These people:

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  38. cutig

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    Unplug it and plug it back in
     
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  39. enjj

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    And yet here we are on a day when your government is about to pass a law that takes away health care from those that desperately need it. It also strips poor people of welfare benefits which keeps them in poverty. It also strips education funding so the folks remain uneducated. Everything your government does is to try and fuck over those at the middle and lower end. This is a value that not only your elected officials hold but tens of millions of voters who are affected by this.
    You guys are too dumb to realize how dumb you are.
     
  40. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Just sent one to my senators. I wish it could have gone to the house before the vote though.
     
  41. Jimmy McGill

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    The GOP figures they've already been fucked once, so they won't mind getting fucked a second time.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    What is your point here? Pretty much everyone in this thread complaining about this bill understands that this is due to a large swath of voters who are at best extremely ignorant and at worst outright bigoted and racist. That doesn't mean we want everyone to suffer because they don't know any better.

    I'm mostly annoyed with you grouping all Americans as being complicit in this shit and that we all "deserve it" and to "suck it up." It's like you haven't read any posts except for the Trumptards.
     
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  44. Name P. Redacted

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    Just shut up. All you ever do is come in here and go "wow americans are dumb Canada is great". I've seen Trump voters express their opinions better than you.

    They aren't passing a law, the House is voting on a bill. It then goes to the Senate, which has to pass their own version. Then Congress has to reconcile the two versions and send it to the President. And if they're smart, it'll phase in over time like the ACA did so people don't feel the effect until after 2018 or 2020.

    So just shut the fuck up with your hurr durr takes because it's older than the child beauty contestant our president likes to walk in on.
     
  45. Fran Tarkenton

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    swampy swamp

     
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  46. prerecordedlive

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    Matt Gaetz unplugged his fax machine just now. First fax went through this morning. Second fax failed 4 attempts. What a fucking snowflake.
     
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  47. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    And some of y'all are doing this wrong on your faxes. How do you tug at the heartstrings of people who genuinely don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and the people around them?

    Tell them how this is going to cost them their jobs.
     
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  48. Name P. Redacted

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    Guaranteed they aren't even reading them and they go into the trash. Automation bots surely generate an ungoldy amount of faxes. It feels good to do, but I don't have much hope of its effectiveness.
     
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  49. miles

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    It's enjj guys
     
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  50. RoyalShocker

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    In my youth, I would have responded with the fury of ten thousand suns to this heinous affront. Unfortunately, I think there is much more truth in your statement than most would admit. It just sucks that even America's Sorting Hat is able to recognize the damage we are doing to ourselves, but at least half of us have been hoodwinked.
     
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