Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Could’ve been some 400 pound guy in New Jersey.
     
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  2. timo

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    Oh, I'm sure the Saudis have already rounded up a couple of people and are torturing them into admitting some far fetched story about killing a journalist. They'll behead them next week and that will be that as far as Jared and fat fuck are concerned.
     
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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    What's your dream scenario about who Warren gets to crush first in the hydraulic press revolution and what will the crowd be like?
     
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  4. NCHusker

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    Now we know where Talking Shapiro has been getting the "mob rule" bullshit he's been spouting off lately
     
  5. Teflon Queen

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    Ivanka’s children first and foremost. Followed by the one man Trump loves...Robert Pattinson...no offense Rob, but it’s the only way.
     
  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  7. NYGator

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    I am not a racist. I have a black friend.
     
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  8. Mister Me Too

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  9. Beeds07

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    In my heart of hearts, I thought she was gonna end with tick tock motherfucker.
     
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  10. steamengine

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    House polls are starting to give me anxiety
    :ohnoes:
     
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  11. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    What does this mean?
     
  12. timo

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    the democrats aren't going to take the house.
     
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  13. PeterGriffin

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    pfffft
     
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  14. Mister Me Too

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    Because we don’t have a living while black thread I’ll leave these here:



     
  15. Anison

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    FiveThirtyEight’s latest model gives Dems an 80% chance of flipping the House, and the average model is +37 Dem seats.

    There’s also this...

     
  16. prerecordedlive

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    The casual hand-waving of climate change really makes me think I’d be doing any child a disservice by bringing them into this world if they weren’t already going to be part of this.

    I don’t know if my wife and I will be able to conceive but I may take a stance in favor of adoption before we ever try, at this rate.

    We’re going to make the earth borderline uninhabitable just because a third of our country thought it was amusing to see another third angry while the remaining third didn’t care enough to do anything.
     
  17. Jc6

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    I mean...he is pretty much a real life villain. Not only does he ignore US scientists on climate change, but he rolled back lots of good regulations without reason (except for his petty/racist mission to undo anything associated with his predecessor). No other reason to get rid of fuel efficiency standards.

    I guess Americans really need more exposure to mercury and radiation. The scientists that said that stuff is harmful have an agenda. It’s not like the corporations that oppose EPA standards are only concerned with profits. Corporations are people too so they wouldn’t expose innocent people to dangerous chemicals to make a few dollars.

    The GOP agrees with Trump that they shouldn’t sink money into the climate change catastrophe. Did it help close the hole in the ozone layer? Okay, bad example. I’m sure the GOP has the best intentions for their environmental polices. Just because US Republicans are the only Conservative party in the entire world that rejects climate change doesn’t mean it is because of greed.

    Why else would they forfeit the lead on renewable energy innovation to China? No one can be certain that it will become extremely profitable global enterprise. It’s not short sighted to coddle the fossil fuel industry. Technological innovation on a global scale isn’t worth the economic risk to investing to combat climate change with nothing in return. We gave our coal a bubble bath so we’re good.

    Good news is that Trump can get the US a great deal on Russian asbestos.
     
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  18. HoosDaMan

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    That's fucked up.

    Also, I've seen the male anchor or MSNBC. Guess they didn't renew his contract.
     
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  19. Illinihockey

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    So that dipshit in Michigan that shot at that black teen who was asking for direction got convicted of assault with attempt to murder and possession of a firearm the commission of a felony
     
  20. Anison

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    Not that her behavior wasn’t entirely awful, but the worst part was following him to his apartment, watching him open the door with his keys...then calling the police on him.
     
  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I know white guys (and there have been a few videos) do this too, but it's uncanny how often it is a white woman who is policing needless shit like this. Also, how fucking stupid do you have to be to not realize how many white people are getting fired from their jobs over racist shit like this? Like, how have you not seen that anywhere on the internet?
     
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  22. PeterGriffin

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    Like what? The generic ballot is at +8.7. ABC News/Wash Post, one of the top polls, put out a +13 yesterday (adjusted to +11 for poll bias). 81.1% chance to take the house on the 538 Forecast. Sabato has 210 dem seats with 28 toss ups, only need 8 of those for control. CNN politics forecast ends with a +23 Dem seat majority. RCP most conservative with a +25 Dem gain, equaling a smaller majority.

    Polls aren't everything. Gerrymandering is a bitch. Russian meddling is likely. I still think we can safely bet on a D majority in the House.
     
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  23. Prospector

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    Over the weekend, Ms. Mueller’s employer, Tribeca-STL, which manages real estate elsewhere in the city, said in a statement on its website that it had reviewed the video and fired her. Tribeca does not own the building where Mr. Toles and Ms. Mueller live.

    “The Tribeca-STL family is a minority-owned company that consists of employees and residents from many racial backgrounds,” officials with the company, an apartment complex in St. Louis, said. “We are proud of this fact and do not and never will stand for racism or racial profiling at our company.”
     
  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    That bitch needs to be outted and fired and shamed into killing her self
     
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  25. NoNatty

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    Warren is probably the only realistic democrat that would excite me. Hope she runs.
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    she's absolutely running

    she's building a national campaign apparatus, right now
     
  27. Gaknight

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    Still team Harris

    A minority candidate that would destroy Trump in debates and not scared to shit on him. Also she would fire up the black vote. If Gillum and Abraham’s win governor races based on the black voter turnout then Harris should easily be the democrats get behind.
     
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  28. Lip

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    More like a slight jog (pronounced yog).
     
  29. HoosDaMan

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    I'm on team whoever gets that pos out of the White House
     
  30. Heavy Mental

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    She's who I want for sure. Dems need new blood.
     
  31. Lyrtch

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    Harris has some ugly skeletons regarding criminal justice and prosecutor shit that may not be the magic sauce to drive turnout people hope when corruption is second to healthcare as driving factors behind votes.
     
  32. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    trump is president

    not sure what corruption matters
     
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  33. Jc6

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    Don’t you know that Democrats are for open borders? Obama’s nickname as the deporter in chief was a term of endearment. The MSM covered for him every chance they got.

    Another example of the lack of balls by Democrats. I’m sure every Trumptard on this board thinks that the Democrats immigration policy is open borders. It obviously isn’t, but they allow the gop/fox to repeat that bullshit without objection.

    Hell, they don’t even advertise the policy successes. They let the GOP make up ridiculous Democratic policies all the time without correction.

    Sure we laugh when Trump claimed that it is the Democrats that want to destroy medicare to pay for socialism. The people at his rallies aren’t laughing because they believe it. No one in their rightwing bubble is going to tell them the truth.

    When is the last time Democrats even spoke publicly about policy successes? They let republicans frame every policy successful or not any way they like.

    They contribute to the spread of misinformation to the general public by not correcting the record.

    How many times have the trumptards come into this thread to defend right wing positions based on incorrect, skewed, or fictional information? Look at posts by the rutgers R2D2 guy. His understanding of the Kavanaugh scandal is based on fantasy.

    How many times has basic information had to be explained to republican posters? It is difficult to differentiate trolling from painfully misinformed. Considering how conspiracy has become a significant part of the republican platform...it may be the latter.

    I know I’ve beaten this to death, but objective fact/truth is the enemy of the GOP.
     
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  34. NCHusker

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    I think both Harris and Warren would be great options.
     
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  35. joe-

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    Warren will definitely pick a minority VP to pick up slack on that front. I could see Harris as AG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  36. Prospector

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    Trump defends mocking sexual assault victim Christine Blasey Ford: 'It doesn't matter. We won'
    President defends mocking woman who accused his Supreme Court nominee of attempted sexual assault
    Donald Trump has brushed off his mocking of Christine Blasey Ford, saying that had he not attacked her in a speech "we would not have won".

    In an interview on US TV show 60 Minutes, the president said without his jeering remarks about Ms Ford's allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh, his Supreme Court nominee would not have been approved.


    At the now infamous rally in Mississippi – which took place after Ms Ford's testimony before the Senate and before Mr Kavanaugh was confirmed to the court – the president mockingly imitated Ms Ford.

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    "How did you get home? 'I don't remember.' How did you get there? 'I don't remember.' Where is the place? 'I don't remember.' How many years ago was it? 'I don't know. I don't know. I don't know."'


    Mimicking her, he concluded: "But I had one beer – that's the only thing I remember."

    In his Sunday evening interview, Mr Trump insisted that he had treated Ms Ford with respect.


    "I was just saying she didn’t seem to know anything and she tried to destroy the life of a man who has been extraordinary," he said.

    "Had I not made that speech, we would not have won."

    The veteran US journalist Lesley Stahl, who was conducting the interview, pressed Mr Trump by asking why had "made fun" of Ms Ford.


    "I didn’t really make fun," he replied. "What I said is the person we were talking about didn’t know the year, the time, the place..."

    Contrary to Mr Trump's ridicule, Ms Ford did recount many of the details he claimed she had forgotten during her testimony before the Senate's Judiciary Committee last month.

    During her evidence, Ms Ford said that the part of the alleged assault which had haunted her for decades was the laughter of Mr Kavanaugh and the other men she says pinned her to a bed during a house party and tried to remove her clothes. Mr Kavanaugh has denied the allegations.

    Ms Stahl asked Mr Trump if it was right of him to provoke even more laughter and derision from the crowd at his Mississippi rally towards Ms Ford.

    But the president brushed off her question, insisting his supporters could do what they wanted.

    "The way now Justice Kavanaugh was treated has become a big factor in the midterms... have you seen what’s gone on with the polls? I think she was treated with great respect.

    "I'm not going to get into it because we won. It doesn’t matter, we won.”

    Following Ms Ford's emotional testimony to the Senate about the alleged sexual assault, the FBI re-opened their background investigation into Mr Kavanaugh.

    But the probe was shut down less than a week later and the judge was quickly confirmed by a vote of the whole Senate to a lifetime position on the Supreme Court.

    When Ms Ford first came forward Mr Trump was polite, describing her as a "very credible witness".

    But as the nomination of Mr Kavanaugh became mired in partisan politics, he began to attack her claims more forcefully, culminating in his Mississippi rally.

    Speaking before Mr Kavanaugh was sworn in as a Supreme Court justice last week, Mr Trump told reporters the multiple claims against him were "a hoax", fabricated by the Democrats and other "people who are evil".
     
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  37. steamengine

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    Much like 2016, a generic ballot win won’t get it done. There are like 70 districts that actually matter.


     
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  38. tmbrules

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    Jesus H Christ at y'all wanting Warren to run.

    Trump will trounce her like a rag doll.
     
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  39. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Any details or articles?
     
  40. Arkadin

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    I love it every time one of those racist fuck sticks doing racist shit on camera gets fired
     
  41. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    We always knew, but it’s always nice to have a little y = mx + b action for completion’s sake.
     
  42. Anison

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    None of the Dem flip projections you quoted are based on generic ballots...
     
  43. Prospector

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    Dear Prospector,

    Fuck you, big dummy

    Sincerely,
    Donald
     
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  44. Damion

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    Bredesen is falling in the polls in TN because he said he would confirm Kavanaugh. Marsha Blackburn basically called him a liar and said it was all political theater so repubs are eating that shit up while dems are like wtf dude
     
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  45. skiedfrillet

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    edit: I should have scrolled down
     
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  46. steamengine

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    I know
     
  47. prerecordedlive

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    Prospector you may want to edit your post since it would appear your email made it in.
     
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