Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mayonegg

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    What I'm getting out of this is that Mueller is coming off as old. It's kind of painful. I so wanted him to be a badass bulldog up there, but of course I will be disappointed today, as I have been every day of this hellscape administration.
     
  2. CUAngler

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    Going to need big dick Bob to perk up.
     
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  3. Redav

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    Why don't we end this early and let Mueller enjoy the few remaining years he has left?
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  5. SD_Irish

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    I do like that Nadler repeatedly had Mueller state that Trump was not exonerated by his report, was not exonerated of obstruction and wasn't charged namely because the OLC said a sitting President could not be charged.
     
  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  7. Redav

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    Goddam get it together old man
     
  8. ned's head

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    Fucking texas, man
     
  9. Bruce Wayne

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    Mueller walked right into that one
     
  10. HoosDaMan

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    Bob is going to push back in about a second.
     
  11. bro

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    Jus wait!
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Oh fuck you

    Socialists
     
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  13. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    You're almost there, guy. You've almost figured it out. Now if only Nancy was a few steps ahead of you in figuring it out...
     
  14. ned's head

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    Someone needs to turn jimbo fisher's mic off
     
  15. HoosDaMan

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    Yeah, this guy sucks.
     
  16. cutig

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    Lol this shit bird dropped the S word
     
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  17. NilesIrish

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    Was Ratfuck crying?
     
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  18. HoosDaMan

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    Why didn’t Nadler give Bob a chance to respond? He wanted to say something.
     
  19. Redav

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    Mueller is useless
     
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  20. Beeds07

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    I like what Jackson Lee is doing. Laying it out and let him answer. It seems a lot different than screaming and slamming the report down.
     
  21. indeed

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    FYI, Mueller turns 75 in a few weeks.

    Not everyone can be sharp and on point in their later years like JoePa.
     
  22. Beeds07

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    I get why he didn't want to testify.
     
  23. huskerrolly

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    Needs to quit flipping through his report and just listen to the question
     
  24. NilesIrish

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    I'm still pissed at the collusion = conspiracy thing. The language said it is largely synonymous, and it is, but legally they are not the same. Bob was right.
     
  25. BWC

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    Won't matter...because nothing matters
     
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  26. PeterGriffin

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    Keep the updates coming, I am not watching and appreciate your service, comrades.
     
  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    so the GOP strategy here is to suggest the entire section 2 of the report was beyond the purview of his investigation. They know goddamn well there's impeachable obstruction offenses in there.
     
  28. beerme

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    I’ll give you the brief version of how this plays out and save you the time - there were no bomb shells and nothing will change.
     
  29. Redav

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    I hate all these people
     
  30. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :nobait:
     
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  31. bro

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    Dang. Thought we’d get him this time!
     
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  32. NilesIrish

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    "With all due respect, I'm gonna cut you the fuck off"
     
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  33. Redav

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    Hehe model of rectitude
     
  34. bro

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    Audrew’d
     
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  35. Redav

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    Goddam this is tedious
     
  36. ned's head

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    Seems like bob was more the ceo than the front line leader. Dems should start asking the 2nd attorney the questions
     
  37. VaxRule

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    They’re better off just making Bob look old and incompetent. The democrats are doing nothing to rehabilitate him after the republicans confuse him.
     
  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  39. Beeds07

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    Beat me to it
     
  40. Beeds07

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    I already hate this dude.
     
  41. Redav

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    What's going on with this dude's hair
     
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  42. Redav

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    On page 103 there's a bunch of drawings of dicks. Did you do those?

    Yes
     
  43. Schadenfred

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    Finally caught some of the Mueller testimony. Rewound video to watch some of his other responses. All I have to conclude is this:

    I'm tired of old fucking fucks fucking up every fucking thing. Old fucks like Mueller, Trump, Biden, and Sanders by no means should be burdened with the responsibility of running an investigation or a country, let alone a golf cart. And as smart and quick-witted as Elizabeth Warren is now, she'd be 75 by the end of her first term.

    Today is useless. Mueller is gone. All the Dems know to do is slowly ask him yes/no questions. The guy can barely keep up if he's keeping up at all. The afternoon is going to be a clusterfuck. Old man Mueller is fodder for Fox News.

    Fuck.
     
  44. NilesIrish

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    Oh God now we are onto this bullshit.
     
  45. DaveGrohl

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    Dems: did your report say this?
    Mueller: yes.
    Dems: thanks.


    Republicans: THE DEMOCRATS ARE CLOWNS! DID YOU CHARGE THE PRESIDENT WITH A CRIME?!?
    Mueller: No.
    Republicans: CLINTON

    Edit: damn, a full Clinton monologue right after I posted this.
     
  46. Redav

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    I feel like we're moments away from Mueller's teeth falling out.
     
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  47. cutig

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    Believe his chief of staff is in the next hearing
     
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  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This Chabot guy sucks so much. BUT GLEN SIMPSON!
     
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  49. Mayonegg

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    He has gone full Trump
     
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