Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Good job, good effort.
     
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  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Some variation of this idea gets repeated a lot but these people aren’t constitutionalists. They’re anti government racist extremists masquerading as serious people in order to trick older voters. That’s essentially what it all boils down to.
     
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  3. indeed

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    What, are there going to be WiFi outages or shortages at the vape shops?
     
  4. Rothko

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  5. Rothko

    Rothko The Grand Sachem
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  6. steamengine

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  7. Rothko

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  8. Papa

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    I truly believe the best thing the GOP could have done here would have been to unanimously vote for witnesses, take this a few more weeks to just let it all out and then vote no for removal. The way they are handling it (which is what Trump wants), will be far more damaging to the party. :twocents:
     
  9. Gaknight

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    I can't believe this idiots are telling on themselves. Please Dems use their own quotes against them for the next 10 months.
     
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  10. zeberdee

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    nobody who considers themselves a member of the party gives a shit.
     
  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    so I read a couple of articles on this and maybe he knows something (a lot) that I dont but they said the SC justice who presides over the impeachment does not have to vote and a 50-50 vote would be considered a fail

    in 1999, the justice didnt vote but in the 1860s or so a justice did vote so there's not really a clear answer as to if they would or not

    cite: https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/30/politics/trump-impeachment-trial-witness-vote-tie/index.html
     
  12. kennypowers

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    While Dersh and the senators are getting the proper amount of ridicule, I feel like Bolton is flying way under the radar. There is absolutely nothing stopping him from scheduling a press conference or drafting a statement except his greed in wanting to sell a few books. For fucks sake, our institutions are crumbling to the ground, hold off on that second vacation home for a couple of years.
     
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  13. Tobias

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    steyer should just offer to buy a massive amount of his books if he will give a presser
     
  14. Tug

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    Can you go back to posting weird graphic stories of anal sex instead of this bullshit?
     
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  15. kennypowers

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  16. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Probably has a contract with the publisher about when he can reveal contents of the book.
     
  17. Doc Louis

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    Pics or it didn't happen :gfa:
     
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  18. two

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    No offense to anyone from the South/rural areas, but when CSPAN callers get on with their terrible accents you know exactly what you’re going to hear
     
  19. Jigga

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    Here?
     
  20. Tobias

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    really and truly hate to see this
     
  21. two

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    I didn’t say I wasn’t from the south
     
  22. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    Eat Arby's

    fuck everything
     
  23. BudKilmer

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  24. Gaknight

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    Florida is the south buddy. No use in trying to deny this fact any longer.
     
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  25. Truman

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    Every time I heard a southern senator say

    “Chief Justice I submit a quwaystin to the dayesk”


    You knew it was going to be a conspiracy filled rant.
     
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  26. Doc Louis

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    If that weren't enough Bloomberg could pitch in some of the money not spent in Iowa
     
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  27. two

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    Haven’t lived there since I graduated college - I’m now a full-fledged coastal elite
     
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  28. Doc Louis

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    Jeff Scott isn't coaching at the University of North Florida, pal. He's coaching at the South. Florida's in the South.
     
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  29. BellottiBold

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    Not sure what scenario Shaub is imagining... maybe the rape thing?
     
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  30. VaxRule

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    Election
     
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  31. steamengine

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    Pretty cool country we have here
     
  32. bro

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    so much stolen valor
     
  33. IanBoyd

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  34. Doc Louis

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    Have to say, his unwillingness to testify is making me not want to read his book.
     
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  35. Doc Louis

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    It was so funny yesterday spliff.
     
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  36. Doc Louis

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    So many unemployment checks.
     
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  37. jokewood

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    Piss off Nigerians. That's how you keep Texas red.
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  39. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Where’s Soros when we need him!
     
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  41. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Tax evasion? Insurance fraud? There’re just so many possibilities.
     
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  42. Jigga

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    Heart attack
     
  43. CuckFinn

    CuckFinn If you hold a cat by it’s tail...
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    it will have zero effect to the party. These people and their supporters don’t give a single solitary fuck about anything but preserving power at all costs. That’s a fact and it’s indisputable at this point.
     
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  44. BellottiBold

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    Nah. "Removed"
     
  45. two

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    Schiff is just so good and it’s depressing that he has to argue to these slap dicks
     
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  46. cdaysker

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    Senator Sasse releasing a statement about the important issues

     
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  47. westcoastbias

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    Why fire up his base? Election is all that matters now.
     
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