Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NYGator

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  2. fetumpsh

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    It’s more fun to say Mick Mulvaney with an Irish accent.
     
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  3. Beeds07

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    (Mass deaths from Cororavirus) BY GAWD KING, THAT'S NIKKI HALEY'S MUSIC!!
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    I can't tell if this is real
     
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  5. Zap Branigan

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    That ain't good

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    Markets going straight to the core of the Earth next week
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    239.9999999999999999999999999999999999 pounds
     
  7. Keef

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    Imagine that once you start testing it starts appearing
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    Bloomberg should just cut this as an ad. An 8 million dollar ad buy, will get 10x the return in people talking about it on tv.
     
  9. CUAngler

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  10. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  11. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm a single issue voter for the president's chief of staff.
     
  12. dblplay1212

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    Mortgages follow the 10 year and it hit an all time low this week. You can do a 30 year in the low 3s right now, 15 yr in the high 2s. It's crazy. 80% of people with a mortgage should be refi'ing right now. That's really not an exaggeration.
     
  13. BellottiBold

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  14. Josey Wales

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    If Diamond Joe swung by and belted this clown in the head with a hammer, that would go a long way toward increasing my enthusiasm.
     
  15. Jimmy the Saint

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    I don't think you're allowed to have hammers in there. Just guns.
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    I love how gun nuts pride themselves on being upstanding law abiding people, but if the laws change, they'll kill you if you try to their guns.
     
  17. Doc Louis

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    I hate to break this to you, but Diamond Joe Quimby is fictional.

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  18. blotter

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    his district is a complete wasteland

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  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    There are more cows than people in this district.
     
  20. Phil Connors

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    & feral hogs
     
  21. ono

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    That part of CO makes some parts of Western and Central KS seem downright cosmopolitan.

    Everything between Denver and like Salina or Hays should be made its own wasteland of a state.
     
  22. VaxRule

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    And give them 2 more senators? No thanks.
     
  23. ono

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    Touche.
     
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  26. Mix

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    I'm sure Miss and Bama and the like are worse but none of them have the population or economy of Fl so I think we win worse state government. And idiots will keep voting for these garbage fucks. They are right now trying to effectively eliminate 2 universities.
     
  27. Josey Wales

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  28. Lyrtch

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    We're easily in mid double digit individual stories that would make a leader resign in disgrace in any functioning country. Love our banana republic.
     
  29. Josey Wales

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    Erik Prince was in sooo deep with seemingly nefarious shit both prior to the ‘16 and leading up to trumps inauguration.
     
  30. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  31. Doc Louis

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    It's about time companies like Florida power and light get a refund
     
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  32. Josey Wales

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    Love how this jives with the primary candidate thread. Bernie is the only person talking about how this Is wrong, but he’ll get smashed in Florida.
     
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  33. Truman

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  34. dump

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    hopefully not prerecordedlive
     
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  35. Truman

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  36. Doc Louis

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    But millennials are getting blamed for fewer people eating out anyway.
     
  37. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Speak for yourself bro :eatit:
     
  38. Duck70

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    Whoever wins the nom, Castro has to be on the short list for VP
     
  39. Mister Me Too

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    George Carlin is sorely needed today

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  40. BWC

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    :blech:
     
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  41. Name P. Redacted

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    It shouldn’t be a state, they’d have two more senators. It should be rendered electorally impotent like DC or Puerto Rico.
     
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  42. ono

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    Combine it with parts of Nebraska, Oklahoma and the Texas panhandle and you have a stew going
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    Wyoming, dakotas, Montana...
     
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  44. Name P. Redacted

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    ALL of Ohio
     
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